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Gemmill

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Everything posted by Gemmill

  1. This is the REAL Manchester City. Never mind Pep. They'll get back to this one day eh @LondonBlue?
  2. I'm sure the sudden resignation of the team tasked with avoiding catastrophic risk from AI is nothing to worry about.
  3. One more season on his contract after this one, hasn't he? Unless we come up against them in any of the domestic cups, I hope he wins everything going next year, so he can leave on a high and not have any unfinished business to extend his contract for.
  4. If I didn't know who he is, my first assumption would be that we've hired a hideous groundsman.
  5. It's Toonpack retiring that's caused an uptick in SHITE pun-runs on here. Im gonna start just randomly posting sudokus and crosswords, and links to gardening and DIY articles to try and distract him. In the meantime, if all of you DICKHEADS could try to resist, it might be possible to click into a thread and find that it ISN'T just page after page of puns.
  6. If these happened today there'd be Gary Neville Goalgasms all over the clips.
  7. Being called his "Conte moment". Wonder if this is the start of him losing patience with the club in the same way Conte did. A lot of passive-aggressive uses of "MATE" in that press conference.
  8. Pleased to get this thread back on track and away from kiddie porn and sub-standard Paraguayan wingers. YOU'RE WELCOME.
  9. That version above cuts out before we even get to the KILLER bit: "She's a serious granny, SU-PA-GRAAAAN A serious granny, SU-PA-GRAAAAAN" Unreal.
  10. "Don't wanna cause a ruckus, But BA Baracus, Have I got a match for you?" I mean, come on. They just don't do theme tunes like that anymore.
  11. Fucking GREAT theme tune. Courtesy of Billy Connolly.
  12. Glad I haven't been on here much the last couple of days. I think that period will be extended.
  13. Pre season tour of Japan confirmed. Great preparation for a PL season, I'm sure.
  14. He's been filling the wank bank all night, the dirty cunt. Absolutely livid to have it interrupted.
  15. Yeah we're all in absolute shock at the news too, it's why I had to post the video. Stick to your fiddle tunes, fiddler.
  16. Chelsea are like a horror movie villain atm.
  17. Sorry I didn't realise I needed to complete a checklist.
  18. Cheerleaders only. No criticism allowed, regardless of how warranted. The lad took a really stupid dive at the end of the game when he could have advanced into the box with nobody on him. It deserves criticism and it's the latest in a long line of daft decisions from the bloke.
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