Gemmill

Sorry I miswrote what I was looking at. I meant we had two weeks after the QF.

After this weekend we've got 9 days until Chelsea away, and then two weeks til the FA Cup QF.

I'd take Man United or Chelsea at our place if we have to draw one of the "big lads".

I watched Howe's press conference this morning and his patter on Anderson was that he nearly didn't travel cos he's still had so little training time. He was saying obviously he's really pleased he took him in the end cos of the pen, but that he could just as easily have stayed at home.

Some of you will be reeling from that "I'm not a professional sportsman" revelation.

Aye, I'm not a professional sportsman, but I imagine it's very hard to rid yourself of fatigue during the actual season. Even when you go to one game a week (which hasn't really happened anyway). Once it's there, the games and the training aren't going away. Add in fucking stupid 8pm kick off times at the other end of the country, and it soon starts to take its toll. I think there was a hope that once the intensity of games got dialled down that we would start looking like our old selves but Howe clearly STILL doesn't think we're in the right physical shape to go back to choking the life out of the opposition. Is there an international break coming up any time soon?

Ah that was what was going on there with Hoyle. He just let the noise reign and I couldn't understand why but it's cos he's shit scared of losing his job. Pathetic.

Aye that's it. They don't want to alienate racists. Pathetic.

Just a bunch of great, honest lads and lasses.

If anyone was wondering what, I dunno, maybe a random web developer (?) thinks is success for Newcastle United this season, this is the video for you.

The three old men De Niro, Pesci and Scorcese watching it back going "Fucking looks alright to me. You look absolutely ROCK." while everyone else is staring at their shoes.

One of his colleagues has been on LBC this morning saying "he was just being a wally". That's a verbatim quote.

Hope trying to generate some controversy on his WhatsApp channel. It does look like the keeper might have taken..... ... he might have taken... ... an extra DUBSTEP.

This is the most passive aggressive apology I've ever received.

Re-read your post, Captain Top-Knot. It doesn't sound like you're just talking about using him there as a sub. "could be a better option than constantly playing Bruno there." It's a no from me.

I'm ready to convert them.

Has anyone ever looked into why we've only got one active female poster on here?

He scored the other day but he moves like a 70 year old. No way does he have the legs to start games as a DM.

Didn't win the match, I guess. A man's got to have rules.

He won't want to mak it too obvious marra, but this looks like a job application to me.

Let's give Sunderland another reason to hate them.

Absolute piss take. Give him a statue next to Shearer's.

Who are the two championship sides in the next round? I don't fancy Leicester but I'll take the other ones.