Gemmill

Lads, it's touching that you think my predictions are so powerful that they affect the result. Right let's get an equaliser ffs.

"going forward". This isn't your Teams meeting, FARTFACE.

Start Joelinton and Pope on Sunday.

It'll soften the blow if Ten Hag is still on the touchline for these come August. Howe and Tindall look livid. We're hoying the season away here.

Get Pope in for the last game ffs.

Celtic have just won their 54th title, one short of Rangers "world record" 55. Fuck off Scotland man, you silly billies.

My naughty telly's fell over so I'm having to listen on talksport. Casemiro and Evans at the back, Fernandes and McTominay sharing striker duties, we should have fucking battered these tonight. Really disappointing.

Come on lads. Won't get a better chance EVER.

Dubravka's ball that.

Fair play Murphy.

Get in!

Brighton haven't had a shot on target, the arseholes.

VAR "sticking to the high threshold" apparently. This is the problem Lineker talks about. They get criticised for giving an easy one, so they raise the threshold, then they get criticised for not giving one, so they lower the threshold. It's not the fucking threshold that's the problem here lads. You don't not give a penalty today cos some silly cunt gave a wrongun at the weekend.

Should be an 18 certificate when they've got Rooney on. The bloke is a fucking gargoyle.

"Little bit of luck with the penalty decision" says Keane. I mean, a blatant penalty not given is not a little bit of luck. Cunt.

Still loads left in this. I'd get Joelinton and the Barndog on sharpish in the second half though.

Aye fair play, Murphy.

Here Murphy, fuck off man.

I don't know why players still appeal for offside while the ball's still in play. It just distracts you and if it's offside it'll get picked by VAR. The linesman isn't putting the flag up anyway unless it's Bayern v Real.

Bruno man.

I'm so fucking annoyed about that penalty shout. It's inexplicable how they keep getting this stuff wrong. All the camera angles, and all the time they need, and they just keep fucking stuff up.

Bruno been getting hacked all half, Anderson the first to get booked. Getting rid of VAR isn't gonna help with this kind of shit.

Dear me, get VAR fucked off, and get these lads pay halved. That's absolute bollocks.

That's a pen. Amrabat catches him.

Correction, it's been ruled out.