Gemmill

You could always try fucking looking round shops and websites yourself you lazy twat! You've looked at ONE and now you want everyone else to do your shopping for you. Will you be expecting someone off here to come and install the fucker too?

Nope, I don't work at Belasis Business Park. I live in North Shields so have the pleasure of the tunnel every morning and night too. When I'm having a go at Billingham I'm talking about the bit that I work in which I can assure you is a shithole - just off the A19 with that industrial hum drowning out all other sounds. Fair enough if you live in a nice bit with nice people. The people I work with are local and are all sound too.

Aye you're right like. We should all be out there joining netball teams, you great steaming fairy.

I was thinking about it, but you're a fat bastard when compared to me. 32321[/snapback] I wouldnt mind but I'm like a racing snake me! Scott on the other hand...... 32323[/snapback] Trouser snake more like.

http://www.advancedhair.com.au/2004/warnSplash.asp It worked for Warne. It could work for you. I'd get a shift on though.

Errrrr...YOU are taking the piss out of someone for being bald? I'm pretty sure that hat you wore at the last piss-up wasn't a fashion statement. 32295[/snapback] Baldness would be a fucking mercy in your case. 32297[/snapback] Would you suggest highlights then? For him, not me, obviously 32298[/snapback] I still can't quite believe he had highlights tbh. The thought of him sitting in the salon thumbing through Marie Claire with one of those head condoms on with a load of little foil parcels on his head is truely comical.

Errrrr...YOU are taking the piss out of someone for being bald? I'm pretty sure that hat you wore at the last piss-up wasn't a fashion statement.

Just out of interest, ignoring the minorities comment, how are women in London so much better off? 32228[/snapback] They're employed in places other than Greggs. (joke) 32240[/snapback] So, your bemoaning the lack of women's rights in Newcastle whilst joking about all the women in Newcastle working in Gregg's? Is it just me or is there a slight element of hypocrisy here? 32265[/snapback] He's a southerner masquerading as a Newcastle fan though. It's to be expected. 32281[/snapback] Who said you were insular. No way can it be true. 32288[/snapback] That's nothing. You should see how I treat women.

Just out of interest, ignoring the minorities comment, how are women in London so much better off? 32228[/snapback] They're employed in places other than Greggs. (joke) 32240[/snapback] So, your bemoaning the lack of women's rights in Newcastle whilst joking about all the women in Newcastle working in Gregg's? Is it just me or is there a slight element of hypocrisy here? 32265[/snapback] He's a southerner masquerading as a Newcastle fan though. It's to be expected.

Where Tony will no doubt tell how he watched Ian Botham beat Don Bradman and WG Grace to win the Ashes back when he was a lad.... 32273[/snapback] Someone's posted this on the SMB: Magic, I hope they look under Cheries skirt to find a a dried up knackered old wicket. And put rabbits fingers behind his head on the arranged photograph of the occasion. No celebrating sportsman should be allowed to be sober facing Tony and his cronies. KP and Freddy have it exactly right being mortal.

Flintoff and Pietersen are both minging drunk. Should be canny craic when they meet Tony and Cherie.

Flintoff pissed out of his heed at the Trafalgar Square celebrations. On the radio this morning they were saying he was still knocking them back at 6 this morning.

Just out of interest, ignoring the minorities comment, how are women in London so much better off? 32228[/snapback] They're employed in places other than Greggs. (joke) 32240[/snapback] So you were talking shite then? Thanks for clearing that one up.

Just out of interest, ignoring the minorities comment, how are women in London so much better off?

Re the bias against black players - I've heard instances of black players being abused too. At the weekend someone in my section called Faye a "useless darkie". However, these are isolated incidents of neanderthal behaviour by pathetic morons. They shouldn't be mistaken for a bias against black players.

The talk of Shearer getting a game for Chelsea or Arsenal is laughable.

No, I don't have the plugin installed at work so I need to record what's being listened to some other way. Drive-By Truckers - The Dirty South 32204[/snapback] Do you feel compelled to make a journal of every song you listen to like?

Does the Last.Fm thing not render this thread superflous?

Liked that bit like. Wonder if he makes a crucifix with his fingers and hisses at the photo?

Why like, you looking for some wanking material?

Finance is the new rock 'n' roll. 32157[/snapback] Does that make you "Ginger" Baker from Cream then? 32160[/snapback] Twat.

Done.

Finance is the new rock 'n' roll.

who did you get? dont be all secretive man 32144[/snapback] At the minute I've got Mary Pierce, Andrew Flintoff, Michael Vaughan, Kevin Pietersen and Shane Warne. Bought 6.5k worth of shares in Flintoff when they were twenty odd quid a piece, they're now up to around 62 quid I think.

I've made over 100% profit since signing up last Thursday. I'm losing a bit at the minute but want to keep the shares I've currently got for the dividend payout on Thursday.