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Boumsong's got his Adidas Predator Banana Skins on again.

Updated stats. Exciting times for Blackburn.

For those fortunate enough to not be watching this, first half action areas (as calculated by me) are: Newcastle attacking third: 0.1% Blackburn attacking third: 0.2% Central third: 99.7%

Fucking dire this like.

Another cowardly two-footed challenge by Lucas Neill. Little prick.

Bellamy starts for Blackburn.

Total snoozefest. Anyone else watching it?

Good excuse. No surprise to see me still sitting pretty at the top of the league.

Unlikely to be keen on the managerial graveyard that is SJP. Would be a huge job for him.

Nerdy geeks. No hyphens required.

Gibbering gimp tbh.

The clock is ticking for Souness after crisis talks with players Michael Walker and Matt Scott Friday September 16, 2005 The Guardian Newcastle United, with one win in their last 15 Premiership matches in a dismal run stretching back to early March, held a frank meeting between players and management to discover how the team might improve. Last Sunday's meeting was called by the manager Graeme Souness at the club's training ground, where the squad had been ordered to report for extra training by the chairman Freddy Shepherd after the 1-1 home draw with Fulham. It is not known what was said at the gathering but the very fact it happened reveals a high level of anxiety at the club. If Sunderland were to beat West Brom tomorrow, Newcastle would go to Blackburn Rovers on Sunday at the bottom of the Premiership. Craig Bellamy is expected to face his old team and would relish inflicting further pain on Souness, having been sold after their spectacular falling-out last season. Injuries have been unkind to Souness and Newcastle will again field a patched-up midfield at Ewood Park but Shepherd will listen to such arguments for only so long. There is already some discord between chairman and manager and the home game against Manchester City a week tomorrow has assumed significance in supporters' minds, and among staff, as a must-win fixture. The following week Newcastle go to Portsmouth, giving Souness three matches in which to alter the results and the mood, or the name of Martin O'Neill, already mentioned at St James', will become increasingly popular.

Cobblers. They're here to stay as the mainstay of consumer-level photography.

Craig Bellamy had his time at the club and was incapable of behaving like a professional. He's a spoilt little brat and he's massively injury-prone. So no thanks to Craig Bellamy.

Looks like something medical.

This is 24 hours later: Not impressed Cath. These eye drops are a sham. 33883[/snapback] Fucking hell, you're slightly (very slightly) bloodshot, you soft shite. Conjunctivitis my arse. You're turning into a proper soft southerner.

Class smiley. EDIT: Craig, Gol? Needs to be added tbh.

Which tread? I'd like to read this discussion please. Fuck go on holidays for a week and world moves to fast! 33894[/snapback] It's entitled "Gold Section" or something.

As has been pointed out on another thread - that's down to Craig shifting threads over there that didn't deserve to be considered gold than anything else. Vaguely amusing does not equal gold. So don't be thinking you're good cos you're not.

There's one done mate. I'll add you. It'll appear as "The OFFICIAL Toontastic". 33539[/snapback] You getting mixed up with Sportdaq? 33569[/snapback] Aye. Celebdaq is for lasses.

Tell him some of the jokes on this forum, after all, it's only fun. He'll be rolling around I'm sure. 33536[/snapback] I havent read them to be honest, but you couldn't miss the point any more spectacularly if you tried. 33554[/snapback] Sammy are you seriously gonna make the poor lad support Newcastle? After 20-odd years of being the only toon fan in the class at school, you're gonna inflict it on your nephew?! Cruel bastard!

Lies.

There's one done mate. I'll add you. It'll appear as "The OFFICIAL Toontastic".

Is this the nephew that loves jumping off things?

I bet you didn't really. Not at the time. Anyway, if that's something people here are proud of, I'm glad I didn't grow up here. Kids are cruel I know, but that's bollocks. I think that whole "knock you down a peg" attitude is tiresome. 33521[/snapback] I didn't say I was proud of it. I used it as an example of people being harsh in their pisstaking. It was my mates saying it, and it was a joke. Thankfully I can take a joke.