Gemmill

What a martyr 119970[/snapback] Finished it now. What a trooper.

Spoken like a true fan of Souness..well minus the tactics 119987[/snapback] Seriously though - I haven't got the time to be setting individual training plans for players that aren't pulling their weight. And as I'm typing those words I realise how much I DO sound like Souness.

Agreed. I've stood staring at them in the supermarket, deciding whether to chance it, but they all sound rank. Particularly the sweet chilli ones - I love sweet chilli sauce but not on beans, for Christ's sake!

Aye, is it any good? I got FM2005 but I just can't be arsed with it anymore. I used to be able to play the original Championship Manager forever, but they've made it far too complicated of late and it does my head in all the menial stuff you have to do. I preferred it when it was just a case of signing and picking the players, choosing formation and tactics, and away you go. I've no idea what a good training plan is or any clue as to how much of an effect it's having on how the team does.

Halfway through one (scientific research purposes) and I can confirm that they're not great. Too sickly. I won't be having another one. I'll still finish it though.

Foof is the daddy tbh.

No sooner does Sophie turn up than the Operator's back on PMs (check the userlist). Dirty bassa!

Not at lunchtime!

Smooth have you been working the magic on this one over PMs or what? This is quite a turnaround from last week. Have a good weekend, Sophie.

Theories like this should be tested. Get her down to training and we'll see FOR REAL.

Fits of the giggles here, and the pair of you will probably remember why.... 119890[/snapback] I think I know why too 119900[/snapback] Something to do with Gemmill getting cataracts after wearing those mail order knickers on his face wasnt it? 119908[/snapback] I'm thinking Prefab Sprout, or am I way off the mark? 119914[/snapback] Spot on.

Maybe when you're a bit older you'll realise that Bud is weak, tasteless pisswater. 119715[/snapback] The Czech bud silly. Which isn't beer-flavoured water unlike the yank one. 119889[/snapback] Ahh right, the one that no one apart from you calls Bud, you mean?

You ARE Adrian Mole tbh.

Were they not a bit assymetrical for your liking? 119857[/snapback] What are you going on about now you complete bellsniff? 119873[/snapback] You've normally got some sort of complaint about either the symmetry or the nipples, dickwad! 119878[/snapback] It's called standards you good goon. And to a lesser extent, body fascism. Do you mean to tell me you like lop-sided knockers? 119883[/snapback] Most of the ones you've complained about haven't even been lopsided! I reckon you've got a gimpy eye or something. Marty Feldman-style.

Were they not a bit assymetrical for your liking? 119857[/snapback] What are you going on about now you complete bellsniff? 119873[/snapback] You've normally got some sort of complaint about either the symmetry or the nipples, dickwad!

Wrong thread dear.

Tis the nitrogen. 119851[/snapback] Have you made that up? I'm clueless about stuff like that, so would be very easy to make a mug of.

Fucking hell, you're fast for a little fella. 119631[/snapback] I was on SMO's back Cheers Sima, thought it was just me. Rang them last night as I've been having problems with my E-Mail and got one of them cool Gangsta Paki's on the other end, he was that cool he didn't want to talk or help me with my problem, fucking wanker, i could tell he was just sitting there dripping in spanish gold picking the curry powder from his finger nails with on ear phone in listening to 50 cent. Nails i tell you! 119633[/snapback] I shouldn't laugh, but that description was hilarious.

Were they not a bit assymetrical for your liking?

Never mind PM. If anyone has it they should be made to post on the board to shame themselves.

Kronenbourg and Stella are both just hangovers waiting to happen. Must be the chemicals or something.

I'm assuming he's just made this up?

Nice one rikko, think I'll register with them as well to stop all these arsewipes ringing me about Toucan Telecom and the like.

If you guarantee 20 minutes/half an hour per game out of him, I see more point taking Dyer than Jenas tbh. He can turn a game with his pace and directness.

So he won't be going then?