Gemmill

Speedos and whisps are enough to put any lass off like. Not to mention being a speccy midget, eh Isegrim?

Smooth man, get yourself to the Trent for a couple. There'll be ladies present, we can't be going to the strippers!

With a J2O chaser? 120476[/snapback] Whoa! I'm not THAT bent!

BloooooooOOoOOoooOooooo Savaaaaannah soooooooong!!

120449[/snapback] Its got gold written all over it! 120460[/snapback] People will come from forums far and wide to drink in the accountancy craic. GAAP-FACTASTIC! 120463[/snapback] What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality. 120471[/snapback] Change "accountant" to German and "personality" to nationality tbh.

White Zin. Through a knob-shaped straw.

Aye circa 1989, aged 14, therefore I can rip the piss 120466[/snapback]

By the way, Renton AND Alex have already been to see Erasure so they OFFICIALLY aren't allowed to take the piss. The rest of you should feel free though....

A Pink PVC Catsuit and matching feather boa. With Doc Martens.

120449[/snapback] Its got gold written all over it! 120460[/snapback] People will come from forums far and wide to drink in the accountancy craic. GAAP-FACTASTIC!

They've managed to sell more than one?? Who the hell did you rope into going to that with you and are you on commission? 120452[/snapback]

Oh I dunno..... I'm joking, I'm JOKING!!! 120405[/snapback] This could make for an interesting half-time experiment. Fetch my chunky kit-kat!

Well actually im an auditor by trade, 2nd in command ok with you? I'll make tea! 120415[/snapback] If you'll do the photocopying too, we've got a deal! I was in audit too but I escaped PwC a few years back for the relative joys of industry. I stress relative. 120423[/snapback] Still there unfortunately! Currently working on the joys of a pension scheme, did get to work on Man Utd for a little bit a couple of years back, which was relatively fun I suppose! 120436[/snapback] Get out mate. All accountancy is pretty crap, but practice is just miserable. Especially if they've got you doing pension schemes.

Only one way to settle this..... FIGHT! 120419[/snapback] 2 Accountants fighting, PPV material definitely! 120424[/snapback] Choose your weapon tbh. 120428[/snapback] You absolute shithead. I posted that a minute after you! 120431[/snapback] Great minds. Mine was just that little bit greater, it seems...

Only one way to settle this..... FIGHT! 120419[/snapback] 2 Accountants fighting, PPV material definitely! 120424[/snapback] Choose your weapon tbh.

Well actually im an auditor by trade, 2nd in command ok with you? I'll make tea! 120415[/snapback] If you'll do the photocopying too, we've got a deal! I was in audit too but I escaped PwC a few years back for the relative joys of industry. I stress relative.

Oi! I'm the premier chartered accountant posting on this forum thank you very much!

That was last year wasn't it? Can't see them staying the same this year.

Too right. And chocolate and spunk don't mix.

Lad on N-O who's an accountant seems to think that the £17m overdraft might be a facility from NR to fund the Owen transfer. It makes sense and the amount is similar but it's really only a theory.

The £2.1m for Souness's pay-off was wrong btw. That was Robson's. Souness's will be in the second half of the year results.....so we've got that little beauty still to come.

The FACT was that we're still scouting players, dipshit.

I intend to be spontaneously lazy most of the weekend.

The fact that we're still out scouting players does support this theory that we have some mystery benefactor (Northern Rock??) stumping up some cash for players in the summer.