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If these happened today there'd be Gary Neville Goalgasms all over the clips.

Being called his "Conte moment". Wonder if this is the start of him losing patience with the club in the same way Conte did. A lot of passive-aggressive uses of "MATE" in that press conference.

Pleased to get this thread back on track and away from kiddie porn and sub-standard Paraguayan wingers. YOU'RE WELCOME.

That version above cuts out before we even get to the KILLER bit: "She's a serious granny, SU-PA-GRAAAAN A serious granny, SU-PA-GRAAAAAN" Unreal.

"Don't wanna cause a ruckus, But BA Baracus, Have I got a match for you?" I mean, come on. They just don't do theme tunes like that anymore.

Fucking GREAT theme tune. Courtesy of Billy Connolly.

Tom

FakeJocks Assemble!

Glad I haven't been on here much the last couple of days. I think that period will be extended.

Pre season tour of Japan confirmed. Great preparation for a PL season, I'm sure.

He's been filling the wank bank all night, the dirty cunt. Absolutely livid to have it interrupted.

Yeah we're all in absolute shock at the news too, it's why I had to post the video. Stick to your fiddle tunes, fiddler.

Chelsea are like a horror movie villain atm.

Sorry I didn't realise I needed to complete a checklist.

This is radge.

Cheerleaders only. No criticism allowed, regardless of how warranted. The lad took a really stupid dive at the end of the game when he could have advanced into the box with nobody on him. It deserves criticism and it's the latest in a long line of daft decisions from the bloke.

It's cumulative. It's not just this afternoon.

It's not hate, it's frustration.

Nope. Total dive. Bloke didn't touch him.

The most infuriating thing with the Miggy dive was, he was away. The defender had fully committed himself and the ball was beyond him and rolling into the box. All he needed to do was run onto it. So stupid.

Isak was ill yesterday and still not properly right today, apparently. Just underlines the need to replace Wilson with someone who can be available in situations like this.

Gallagher's a bit lucky there mind. Cucurella was back but he's absolutely dogshit so I would still call that a clear goalscoring opportunity. The opportunity might even have been enhanced by Cucurella's presence.

God bless Nicholas Jackson.

Fuck off Forest.

Sell Miggy in the summer tbh. Aye he's been a good servant, and we shouldn't scapegoat people etc etc, but I don't want another season of watching his mad little face and his shit decision making.