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Me: What should I have for dinner? God: How long since you have eaten Roast beef sandwiches. Me: It's been a while. God: Oh I get it. Very interesting. Me: You think? God: Yes I think so. Me: So....my dinner? Should I have the beef? God: Take it easy. Do robots have dinner? What do your friends advise you to do? He's fucking useless.

Looking good for Shearer: Me: Will Alan Shearer get Milburn's goalscoring record? God: I think so. Me: Are you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html He won't tell me if Newcastle will win a trophy this season.

Definitely, in fact in all the years those two were here i don't think i've ever seen a team mate celebrate a goal with them at all, ever, fact! Firstly you have to score goals to celebrate them so its hard to make a judgement this season! And secondly its bollocks. If you can be arsed then go back and watch all the goal celebrations from last season and theres little difference, the only difference in the last two games is one of depression being lifted. The team was on its arse until Shearer scored vs Blackburn and with all that lifted then no surprisingly the players are ecstatic and have responded accordingly. You also have new players like Owen keen to join in and a gerodie like Clarkie who celebrates like a fan would. But if the amateur psychologists seriously want to blame yet more stuff on Robert and Bellamy then feel free. 38594[/snapback] We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Aye. It's ever since we got rid of Bellamy and Robert.

Were you looking for cartwheels or something?

Jesus. Souness looks like he's pissing himself laughing at him.

I'm far too busy buying and selling on Celebdaq to issue an opinion on this matter. 37989[/snapback] 38222[/snapback] And it shows. Still top boy. 38329[/snapback] I thought Celebdaq was for girls petal 38340[/snapback] The bummist tricked me!

Chav 38290[/snapback] Cheeky fucker! The original story in the thread is quality.

deadly serious question. are you a university student? 38315[/snapback] Not until next week I believe. Which means she's going to get even worse.

I'm far too busy buying and selling on Celebdaq to issue an opinion on this matter. 37989[/snapback] 38222[/snapback] And it shows. Still top boy.

I'm not buying this "I download a song and then if I like it I'll buy it" malarkey. Why would you if you've already got the song? I love the way the thieves take umbrage at being called thieves though. "But it's the music industry! They charge too much so I scavenge."

Plenty of artists on this side of the fence, why do you think that is? This is just pent up aggression over people who steal pens from your office isn't it? 38072[/snapback] What is? My aversion to thievery? 38073[/snapback] Ooh, I can feel the pent up aggression! You're just sitting in your cubicle, twitching and muttering about impact of "pen-wastage". I bet you've even got a spreadsheet somewhere for it! 38074[/snapback] Nobody nicks my pens man. I learnt from the H Dog. They get the Letter Opener of Death.

Plenty of artists on this side of the fence, why do you think that is? This is just pent up aggression over people who steal pens from your office isn't it? 38072[/snapback] What is? My aversion to thievery?

Gyppos. If I want to download music then I pay the 79p a song that it costs. I still buy CDs as well like, I just don't download for free.

Absolutely, We were right weren't we mate. It's all been an obvious scenario, obvious to all those without rose tinted specs © 38005[/snapback]

I discovered it was none other than a sulphuric acid release the other day. Deeeelish! 37994[/snapback] How on earth did you end up going from San Francisco, one of the world's most famous and desirable cities, to Middlesbrough, of you don't mind me asking? I can only imagine it's the money! 38001[/snapback] The money was actually better in San Francisco. I just didn't want to stay in America forever and ended up changing jobs to one in Smogsville when I came back home. I'll not be working here too much longer though, if things go to plan..... 38010[/snapback] Well good luck in your plan. My wife used to have to face the daily commute to Smogsville everyday - the A19 and the tunnel. Absolutely horrible journey, and look where you end up! Thankfully, she escaped and now works in Newcastle. 38016[/snapback] Aye that's the main thing for me at the minute. The commute, and then like you say it's not like you end up in paradise. Cheers for the good luck wishes.

I discovered it was none other than a sulphuric acid release the other day. Deeeelish! 37994[/snapback] How on earth did you end up going from San Francisco, one of the world's most famous and desirable cities, to Middlesbrough, of you don't mind me asking? I can only imagine it's the money! 38001[/snapback] The money was actually better in San Francisco. I just didn't want to stay in America forever and ended up changing jobs to one in Smogsville when I came back home. I'll not be working here too much longer though, if things go to plan.....

Might be quite hard to get that team out.... As Taylor is suspended!! 37982[/snapback] 37984[/snapback] Too much smoggie air methinks... 37988[/snapback] I discovered it was none other than a sulphuric acid release the other day. Deeeelish!

I concur.

Might be quite hard to get that team out.... As Taylor is suspended!! 37982[/snapback]

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"I'm appealin' to yew, a jewreh of 'is peeyuhs to find 'im not guilteh"

If I knew what the feck that meant I'd be able to reply 37573[/snapback] We're keeping it selective, dahhhhling. 37787[/snapback] Nah, selective would be 'eclectic'. Back to the dictionaries, Cath. 37812[/snapback] Eclectic also means ' a variety' shithead, so I didn't want to confuse you. 37917[/snapback] One of my pet peeves this one actually-the misuse of 'eclectic' Eclectic actually means selecting from various styles. Emphasis on the word select(ing)(ive) To illustrate by way of example-people often wrongly comment 'an eclectic mix'. 'Mix' would therefore be redundant in that sentence if you follow your logic as it's inclusion adds nothing to the sentence. Are you desperate to wipe the smile off my face yet............? Anyway as a lawyer one is very careful about language and uses it with fierce and forensic precision. As someone who once harboured dreams of becoming a journalist though cath I'm ashamed of you. Very sloppy stuff. In fact probably best you left well alone with hindsight. .......right...free lolly for the first person to call me a pedant (or a twat) before 11.30! 37928[/snapback] "'e's bla'untleh no' guilteh yer honoh. 'e told meh." That sort of fierce and forensic precision?

Probably a good thing. We'd only lose them long term if we risked them. My first choice would be: Given Carr Taylor Bramble Baba Bowyer Parker Clark N'Zogbia Shearer Owen