Gemmill

I noticed you were very quiet today when he was posting.... 39274[/snapback] I was in meetings in Manchester all day, Mr. Suspicious. 39275[/snapback] Some of the posts were funny too 39410[/snapback] Not up to my 100% strike rate then?

Wonder what Jol was saying to Jenas when he had his arm round him there? "Shon, you can't pash to shave your life. Sheven million shmakerooniesh - washted my money for shure."

It was the inspiration for this thread.

Anyone watching it? If I had a pound for every time the commentator's said "Jermaine Jenas gives the ball away AGAIN"....... I wouldn't quite have a tenner, but not not far off, I reckon. The lad is utter fucking shite.

I noticed you were very quiet today when he was posting.... 39274[/snapback] I was in meetings in Manchester all day, Mr. Suspicious.

I think some of his craic was canny funny to be honest. Although he went a bit overboard with the number of threads he was starting.

As nonplussed as I was when Clark first turned up, he's done a better job than I thought he would. Totally reliable when called upon.

I thought Lock Stock was decent, but I thought Snatch was utter crap. I haven't seen Swept Away and I won't be bothering with Revolver.

Seconded 38849[/snapback] Babayaro??? 38852[/snapback] Why not? Ok, as you can guess Gemmill, sitting in Sydney watching it means I can only go on the camera's view but what I saw is a Babayaro that was committed, worked well with Zoggy, got involved in attack as well as defence, made a number of timely interventions, provided some crosses that were in the danger zone and he didn't look like the slacker/shirker that we all fear he is. Hence I felt he deserved the 3rd rating but that said Parker, Carr, Shearer and Clarkie all probably deserve the equal placing. Actually I thought Baba and Carr looked like players that know they are under scrutiny and they responded accordingly. So you obviously disagree, why? 38854[/snapback] I don't think he did anything to warrant special mentioin, that's all. I certainly wouldn't have picked him out as one of the top 3 performers on Saturday.

To be fair, it was a very funny post, AF.

Is the one-man goal and assist machine Laurent "Wreckin' crew" Robert allowed to play in this one? Just wondering because I know there was some will he/won't he talk when he first went there. Incidentally, I haven't seen Portsmouth play this season, but with them sitting 17th in the table, wouldn't you think they'd give Robert a game so he could single-handedly pull them out of the mire? What's that? He HAS been playing? Oh.

Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't here this time next season - but I desperately want him to be so. Anyone else wonder if a deal has been struck with Liverpool allowing them to take him off our hands in 12 months time in exchange for another player? It'd explain Michael's apparent change of heart. He's also made a big 'thing' of it being an honour to play alongside Shearer in his last season. No real mention of being the next big thing here after Big Al retires... 38825[/snapback] Craig the quotes you've selected are such run of the mill quotes. I find it hilarious that you're reading stuff into it. "Oooooo 'a few more times' eh? Why didn't he say 'for the rest of my career'?? Or 'a few HUNDRED more times'??? I see what you're up to Meester Owennnnn." "'The rest of the season'????? And what about 5 years from now eh? No mention of that! I don't trust him - it's something about his eyes....."

Seconded 38849[/snapback] Babayaro???

Crivvens. Help m' boab. Etc.

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Me: Do you dance? God: Of course. Me: Can you do the moonwalk? God: Doing the moonwalk is not among my strongest traits. Me: Probably just as well. You'd only end up looking a tit. God: You seem uncertain. Do you mean your name is well ? Who else would only end up looking a tit ? Me: You. Moonwalking is for wankers. God: " Who else would only end up looking a tit ?"? Me, Scott ? I think Moonwalking is a lot of things. There is a place called Breakdancing. Me: You're talking shit mate. God: Talking is my main function. Me: Well you want to up your game tbh. God: Well that's okay. OK, I will up my game tbh. Me: Good stuff. So basically you're my bitch then? God: Thanks for the compliment. Be less specific :-). You do not speak with respect. It goes without saying. How interesting. We are as one. Me: Are you coming onto me? God: I don't know whether or not I am coming onto you. I am well respected as an AI. Me: Don't try and play coy with me God. You want me don't you? God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. It depends on what you mean by "want.". Me: You fancy me. It's written all over your face. God: I don't have any reason to fancy you. Really. it is? Me: I've seen the way you look at me. God: What did it look like to you? Me: Lustful. Like you were undressing me with your eyes. God: What is your real name? Interesting comparison. Me: Don't try and change the subject. God: Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject. Me: Oh did you now? I'm not a piece of meat you know. God: Right now? Are you kidding? Did I say I did? Oh I see you are NOT A piece of meat me know. Me: Don't get lippy with me twatboy. God: I am not trying to get lippy with you twatboy. Me: DON'T CALL ME TWATBOY! God: What is your name? Me: I've told you once. God: "it" being not a piece of meat me know? Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Fucking weird bloke.

Quality.

Everton propping up the league tonight.

2-0. Smoggies to start sneaking out.

I use Elephant. Cheapest by quite a bit for me. You really just have to shop around and get a lot of quotes though - no one on here is going to be able to tell you who to go with. That insuresupermarket thing that someone posted above is a good starting point though.

Put Fanzone on. Pair of mongs having a go at us every now and again.

Paranoia I reckon. Although if someone better than us comes in for him he'll probably be away.

Me: Is downloading music for free wrong? God: It could be. Ask Alison if it is. Me: I don't know an Alison. God: Would you like to know? What is it? Me: Answer the question you beardy twat. God: What was the question?