Gemmill

Is No.7 The Postman Always Rings Twice?

Anyone see his press conference after getting the role? One word answers and an aloofness that suggests he thinks he's too good to be playing Bond. What a penis.

There's some strange people around mind. Suicide chat rooms??

Raging bull was filmed in black and white was it not? 46635[/snapback] Aye. Just thought it looked like that Moriarty bird that's in it.

Toy Story ? South Pacific Jaws A Shark's Tale ? Raging Bull?? ? LOTR? The Sound of Music

Is that it like? No copy and paste job from the BBC even?

Well Ranieri was on Goals on Sunday this morning saying he wants a move back into English football, and is just waiting for the right offer. A bad result next week, and he might not have too much longer to wait...and then it's not as dreamy a prospect of seeing them here. 46532[/snapback] The thought of that gibbon in charge of Newcastle is hardly an inspiring step in the right direction though is it? One for the "anything's better than Souness" crew IMO.

Well, as long as he isn't another Souness... Of course there is no guarantee that Hitzfeld wouldl succeed and it's far from certain that he will even come. Though, to compare someone who won the CL with two different teams and has been the most succesful manager in one of Europe's major leagues in the last decade with a Swiss nobody is plainly ridiculous. I also don't know what is presumptuous in saying that Souness will fail. That is an assessment by his work over the last twelve months in charge and a string of poor results and poor performances. But of course, it looks very likely that he will be succesful. Is this a flying pig I see outside my window? 46488[/snapback] some people just won't admit they are wrong because they have been wearing rose tinted specs © 46535[/snapback] My position hasn't changed - of the managers on Freddies shortlist (and not any mythical one) I still think Souness was the best choice. If that changes and he will entertain the idea of a Hitzfeld then thats fantastic. If his next list starts Shearer, goes through Allarydyce and Bruce to O'Leary then I will have a similar view - none of them appeal. 46539[/snapback] We would be better off managerless than with this fuckwit. The negativity he has imposed on the players beggars belief!!!!! 46543[/snapback] I'm sure I made a post a year ago on the other board [or one of them] saying that fuckwit would strangle the soul out of the players ...didn't take much of a crystal ball either 46545[/snapback] With a record like his, it does'nt take a genius to work out what is likely to happen, but I can't understand some of the few remaining PRO-SOUNESS brigade, are they unaware or totally out of touch with reality???? 46547[/snapback] Sorry like but NJS makes a good point and it's something I've been saying too. All this talk of Hitzfeld is fanciful bollocks. Shepherd is NOT INTERESTED in having a progressive foreign manager. He has a shortlist of run-of-the-mill British managers, and it's that shortlist that he'll go back to if and when he gets rid of Souness. You can all talk about Hitzfeld but it isn't going to happen. We'll get Shearer or we'll get one off the previous shortlist and we'll be very little better off than we are now.

Is the 4th one To Kill a Mockingbird?

I bet this one gets all the IT dweebs rolling in the aisles.

Should have been Clive Owen IMO.

Yup.... It could be done, but it would involve a complete hack around with the database schema something I neither have the time, nor the inclination to do. 45865[/snapback] Listen to his spiel man. Total geek speak. 45910[/snapback] Aye well if I didn't 'geek speak' this place might not exist! Anyway Scrooge, ain't you got some pennies which need counting? 45924[/snapback] He's a corporate accountant who deals in billions apparently...... 45925[/snapback] It's true you plum! You were trying to suggest I was some sort of shyster personal tax accountant, so I simply put you right.

Yup.... It could be done, but it would involve a complete hack around with the database schema something I neither have the time, nor the inclination to do. 45865[/snapback] Listen to his spiel man. Total geek speak.

Nee bother hinny! 45843[/snapback] Bit of trivia bonnie lad - a hinny is the offspring of a male horse and a female donkey. I.e. like a mule except the gender is vice-versa. I think the term of endearment comes about because a lot of pit ponies were hinnies and the miners used to like them. 45845[/snapback] Nice story, granddad.

You da man!

Aye he's saving his latest injury for Saturday.

Smooth Operator vs. Bridget. Class. And Renton, I am not now, nor have I ever been an actuary, you c-word.

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"leave them alone they aren't breaking any laws"...oh "and if you don't like it you can always go to Saudi Arabia".......RobW 45190[/snapback] One anti-Souness post registered on the Newcastle Forum already, followed immediately by this on General. LM's work for today is done.

They should be using Leazes' Shit Toothpaste tbh.

Don't you love the way they "mark their territory" by hacking up half a gallon of phlegm from their throat, nose, and sinuses, and deposit it on the floor between their legs? 45177[/snapback] Dirty pigs man. If you see one sitting on the benches on the metro platform, if they have to wait for 5 minutes or so for one to come, they leave a fucking pool of spit at their feet when they get up to get on the metro. They seem to have a constant need to jettison fluid.

In case anybody missed it the other day, this man was actually offered a fucking PAYRISE to stay with his employer! 45168[/snapback] Worth every penny.

But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle 45148[/snapback] Thats true of course, but I still think theres something about the general notion of someone 'being fertile'-an indicator of health etc - that probably triggers something. And then theres always Alex's big tits theory. 45154[/snapback] Surely a pregnant women is less up for it as well 45158[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh We all know why it seems odd/reasons why it might appear strange to be attracted to pregnant women. I'm trying to offer theories as to why, mysteriously, some people are despite those glaringly obvious points!!! And anyway, I'm given to understand that some women are randy as owt during some stages of pregnancy. 45160[/snapback] Whatever floats your boat. Some people are attracted to pensioners; personally I'd rather not know why. 45164[/snapback] Gums.

I've just come back from lunch whereupon I witnessed some of the worst parking I've ever seen. Next to a disabled spot was a tiny gap that clearly wasn't meant to be a parking space, and next to it were some bollards. Someone had parked diagonally so that their front bumper was literally an inch from the disabled person's car, and their passenger door an inch from the bollard. How the hell they got out of the car I don't know. Needless to say I noticed a woman walking away from the scene, and she turned round and pressed the button on her keyring, and lo and behold it was the lights on this appalingly parked Polo that flashed. I've even done a bit of a drawing so you can see what it was like - it doesn't get any more scientific than this. Silly fucking bitch.

Cheers for the best wishes. And Boyo, you cheeky little midget.