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It looks a lot like a hoax. Posted by someone calling themselves a professional shitposter.

that is amazing. Goodall's tone and tining are perfection.

It's gonna be declared a mistrial or something, isn't it?

What a fucking melon.

Reform will have him if he can get himself to a Wetherspoons in time.

This woman seems nice.

This would be too much to ask surely. A Sunak concession speech with Binface stood behind him?!

Binface confirmed as standing against Sunak in Richmond. Great lad.

If she gets them out, she'll win the YouGov snap poll. Always an option.

Their place in the world must be starting to sink in by now.

There's not even been any rumours, has there? It's gonna be some absolute no-mark.

Penny Mordaunt must be looking forward to the debates tonight. This has probably cost her her seat cos it was on a knife edge previously and she's a bit of a fake armed forces type.

Breaking News: Yesterday's breaking news was made up.

He's not a fighter, he's a tit. His dad was a tit maker.

Defaults immediately when pushed to robotically repeating his first answer. Ignore that last post, he'd fluff the punchline.

At the next debate when Starmer mentions his dad was a tool maker, I reckon Sunak turning to him and asking "were you his biggest?" would flip the polls for a Tory win. It would bring the house down.

The way he says "yeah I probably should have checked that before I came on". No mate, you should have fucking known it anyway because it's your job. Like you say, it's just a job title, it's not *their* actual job.

I'm reading Ian Dunt's How Westminster Works, And Why It Doesn't, and it's excellent. I want to read O'Brien's, but same story, feel like it'll just be a blood pressure raiser.

Finally some vox pops I can get behind. There's a Geordie on there who's lost his medals at the event, sadly.

I barely leave the house and I don't have kids. Current fashion trends are as big a mystery to me as the clitoris is to the rest of this forum.

I don't think we'll ever see the granddad collar shirt back just cos of how strips have moved on and they're all tight as fuck these days. Which is a shame.

The BBC political team, aka CCHQ Spin Team deployed to nullify things. @Dr Gloom