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Sent a text to a mate at the game: No chance of another miracle, this lot are no mugs. The reply: The only mug is in our dugout. Ah, the patient, considered folk of Fumesville. 128777[/snapback] Class. The bloke was a genius on the verge of making history this time last week.

Glad to see Steaua haven't yet taken the Basle option of dropping off and inviting Boro to score against them. Not yet anyway. Can see this lot scoring on the break again as well.

This could be fucking hilarious if it continues like this. First sellout of the season. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of fans.

Get in.

See the interview with the Steaua fan there outside the Riverside. He was very thoughtful and said: In my opinion.....I would say maybe 3-0 Steaua....because Middlesboro....*shrugs*...suck.

If I was Reid I'd be asking for a refund.

Dan, Kournikova is not one of the most beautiful women in the world. If she wasn't a tennis player there's no way she'd be getting her photo in magazines and that. She was a mediocre tennis player who happened to be pretty-ish. You TOOL!

How can you say that? 128567[/snapback] He's probably given her knockers the spirit level and protractor treatment and they've been found wanting.

I might fling some on them to go through later. I fancy tears before bedtime on Teesside tonight. Cheers btw.

What price are Steaua to go through? Anyone? Please.

Beckett and Harry Ramp are good.

He looks like a proper luvvie.

Are you confusing her with Fern Brittain? 128467[/snapback] Yes.

A cold hush descends on the clique.......

Chantelle off Big Brother is absolutely rotten! What do you mean by Fearne Cotton would get it though? Surely you don't mean.....

Pah. You students don't know you're born etc. etc.

You went a bit wide with some of your columns that time.

Try downloading DivX player and opening them through that. Or download the latest DivX player, install it and then try again through Quicktime as it might update the codecs or whatever the hell they call them. When I've had this bother in the past DivX has saved the day.

If I was Redknapp, as an English coach, instead of bemoaning the fact that an Englishman didn't get the job, I'd be embarrassed that the FA are having to look to foreigners to manage the national team, because he and the rest of his English ilk aren't good enough.

Jimbo I'm having Mean Beanz and wholemeal pitta for tea tonight in tribute to you.

Yes, I would say "tit monkey" pretty much sums you up.

Nah I think he actually said it. The stuff about O'Neill is priceless though. This is the bloke who in the past has reported that O'Neill had been offered the job now saying that Roeder isn't a last resort behind O'Neill because we've never even approached O'Neill. You can almost hear Shepherd dictating it to him. Freddy: Put something about how we didn't offer O'Neill the job. Oliver: But Freddy you told me we have offered it to O'Neill!? I've reported it. Freddy: Yes and now you're going to say that we haven't, ok? Oliver: Well can I at least start it with "It's my understanding...". Makes me sound important. Freddy: If you want Alan. Stick something in there about Glenn knocking seven bells out of Sam Allardyce as well eh?

Ah, the perils of rehashing a forward that's been doing the rounds since 1998 128366[/snapback] I know, fucking terrible, isn't it? 128369[/snapback] He's trying to pretend he thinks it's crap now.

Aye I'm pretty sure (in an I reckon so sort of way) that Shepherd has spoken to O'Neill and has somehow cocked things up. Whether that was down to O'Neill seeming more interested in the England job or Shepherd laying down the law re Shearer's involvement is anyone's guess, but I think we've spoken to him and somehow managed to frighten him away.

Red rag to a bull for Leazes.