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I'm not even gonna ask what a bogle is. Don't turn around! 54304[/snapback] It's the dance that (usually black) women do to ragga. I thought everyone knew that 54307[/snapback] Everyone apart from Newcastle's answer to Shabba Ranks, apparently. 54308[/snapback] We didn't all go through an African phase, Soul Man. The less said about your dreads the better. The fact that the highlights were an improvement on them says it all tbh! 54314[/snapback] 'Phase'........'PHASE???' When you live in the ghetto, it's in the blood, you rhaaastclaaaart. 54319[/snapback] I remember the first time I met you at a piss up. Here's me expecting a manc accent and you opened your mouth and I thought I was on the set of Cool Runnings. Glad to see you've dropped that charade now tbh.

I'm not even gonna ask what a bogle is. Don't turn around! 54304[/snapback] It's the dance that (usually black) women do to ragga. I thought everyone knew that 54307[/snapback] Everyone apart from Newcastle's answer to Shabba Ranks, apparently. 54308[/snapback] We didn't all go through an African phase, Soul Man. The less said about your dreads the better. The fact that the highlights were an improvement on them says it all tbh!

I'm not even gonna ask what a bogle is. Don't turn around!

So am I right in assuming you don't wear aftershave preferring the 'au naturel' scent? 54199[/snapback] Bet your boots, I'm a real man, although i do use soothing balm after having a shave. I apologise in advance if you find this offensive but i prefer the smell of wine and a nice hot minge on my women, gets me right in the mood. Rather than some poxy perfume that tastes like shit 54201[/snapback] Do you douse her in Lambrini before a session? 54236[/snapback] Gets doused in more than Lambrini my friend, I'll tell you that for nothing 54293[/snapback]

You're dead inside. OPINION. 54271[/snapback] Maybe so, but at least my thread has garnered a reply. Which is more than can be said for your recent efforts until I resurrected them for you. 54273[/snapback] You're right like. I envy your quality thread creating black heart. 54278[/snapback] Seriously though, at 6 foot 5, you must look especially retarded on the dancefloor. 54288[/snapback] Do you keep a dossier on members or something? Jesus! I lord it over all on the dancefloor. My monkey is as graceful as Carlton Palmer and my mashed potato has women swooning. 54289[/snapback] 120 pages mate. And detailed enough to know that your mashed potato is nothing to write home about.

You're dead inside. OPINION. 54271[/snapback] Maybe so, but at least my thread has garnered a reply. Which is more than can be said for your recent efforts until I resurrected them for you. 54273[/snapback] You're right like. I envy your quality thread creating black heart. 54278[/snapback] Seriously though, at 6 foot 5, you must look especially retarded on the dancefloor.

That's strange because I've been clubbing in America and seen blokes dance. Plus I was on a cruise in the med in the summer and it was about 90% yanks and they danced. Lasses do like blokes who can dance, apparently. 54283[/snapback] I saw a dance off in a nightclub in Naperville, IL. No word of a lie, two blokes got up and proceeded to try and outdance one another on an otherwise empty dancefloor - it was like a real life Zoolander. It's the most embarrassed I've ever been on someone else's behalf.

Aye I'm particularly jealous of that photo of you on the dancefloor showing off your Calvin Klein kegs. When I worked in Bliss on a quiet night once, this bloke came in by himself, walked over to the bar, hooked his leg up onto it and started stretching his hamstrings. He then proceeded to the empty dancefloor and produced some of the most hilarious body movements I've ever seen. The limbering up clearly helped.

Are we talking big fish, small fish, cardboard bow after a few 'Garry Abletts' here or strictly ballroom? Because the latter is definitely lavender. 54272[/snapback] Origami? Just dancing in general really. I've yet to see a bloke on a dancefloor that didn't look to at least some extent like a chopper.

You're dead inside. OPINION. 54271[/snapback] Maybe so, but at least my thread has garnered a reply. Which is more than can be said for your recent efforts until I resurrected them for you.

Homs tbh. Dancing is for lasses. FACT. Discuss.

Can't wait for the Aussies to lose this one an'all like.

Me too. Especially now that fountain of all knowledge Alan Oliver has said as much. Here's the latest from Dr. Alan Oliver, MD on Shearer's operation: "...while Souness says he wants his skipper back for the visit to Stamford Bridge a week on Saturday, I believe a more realistic return target for Shearer is the game at Everton on Sunday, November 27."

I can believe that like. I like some of his solo stuff, but the bloke is a fucking dreadful singer and I've absolutely no desire to see him live.

Celebrity Mingers?

You looking for a job like? I suspect you're overqualified.

Could be anyone that, tbh. 54212[/snapback] Buster Bloodvessel tbh.

Piss funny some of the confessions on that thread like.

So am I right in assuming you don't wear aftershave preferring the 'au naturel' scent? 54199[/snapback] Bet your boots, I'm a real man, although i do use soothing balm after having a shave. I apologise in advance if you find this offensive but i prefer the smell of wine and a nice hot minge on my women, gets me right in the mood. Rather than some poxy perfume that tastes like shit 54201[/snapback] Do you douse her in Lambrini before a session?

You should have tried living in San Francisco instead of Oakland.

yeah dead right and so did erasure 54045[/snapback] I used to like Erasure 54049[/snapback] Elton John, Erasure, and holidaying in Brighton. Is there something you're not telling us?

I bet you were fucking livid. Crying out for a bit of Elton no doubt.

That's all very well, but does his hair compare to Charlie Nicholas's??

I assume from that smiley that you like Robbie, Ally. Blokes that like Robbie are nailed-on bummists tbh.

Not really the weather that though, is it? The climate maybe.