Gemmill

HOWAY THE KENNY!

Lee Hendry as a pundit on Sky looks healthier now than he ever did as a player. Looks like he's finally kicked the smack. Fair play.

We won't replace him with better but we would end up with a stronger squad. It'll be his choice if he does go. I just hope he goes abroad.

THAT'S the spirit!

Lewis Hall looking sick as a chip on the bench. Turn up to training on time, DICKHEAD. FUCK OFF LIVERPOOL.

Mint.

Miggy man, we volley those into the far corner, remember?!

Look at us with a usable subs bench man. Ugh Spurs have taken the lead. Fucking dickheads.

Don't worry, there's plenty to go round.

The Mackems currently on 0.14 xG in the 77th minute. Absolute gentlemen.

Murphy off. Fucked now.

If we can just get the ball to Murphy 30 yards out, we can put this one to bed.

If we can keep Bruno in the summer and upgrade elsewhere in the midfield, Bruno will go back to being absolutely scandalous, and old Fanny Murphy will be munching my jaffas.

Burn didn't quite commit to the foul there. Just yank him down.

Anyone see Fanny Murphy in the week saying Bruno will never be a great cos he's not a good enough athlete?

The FAAAAACKIN AMMUZ have equalised.

I'm done with those dickheads. Happy for them to beat THE AMMUZ today.

Brighton and West Ham both losing too. Everything's coming up toon army.

Spurs getting beat at home by Palace.

Nobody better show Lee Anderson Our advertising hoardings. He'll think Sadiq Khan is at the controls.

They're fucking pathetic mind.

Get Tino on. Don't take any risks.

This commentator is completely incapable of telling the difference between Willock and Murphy.

Let's reconvene on this one when he's spazzed another 10 of these wide/over the bar/straight at the keeper.

They probably assumed Murphy was gonna shoot.