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I'm not convinced with this talk of how much we missed Taylor. Yes, we made mistakes at the back today, but it's not as if Taylor is Mr. Reliable. He's going to be a good player, but we shouldn't kid ourselves that once he's back everything will be ok.

Watched Parker closely since we signed him. The amount of times he wins the ball, looks around desperately to find a pass, and the rest of the team (bar Emre) don't even look interested. Really annoying. I think Parker should be a cert for the England team with Becks, Lampard and Gerrard. 58106[/snapback] I meant to say that as well actually - not only does he sometimes get the ball straight back, half the time no one even shows for the pass (with the exception, as you say, of Emre).

Boumsong is looking shit mind. He looks like a fish out of water even in our customarily shambolic defence. If Scott Parker doesn't get in the England set-up shortly, Sven wants his arse kicking. I read somewhere today that Sven apparently feels that he lets himself down with his distribution - that as a ball-winner he's first class but it's what he does with it once he's won it that Sven has a problem with. I think he may be being let down by his club team mates in this respect, as a lot of the time he'll win the ball, feed a team mate, and they'll give it back to him because they haven't got the first fucking clue what to do with it.

That thread was indeed a classic! Although for all the pisstaking we did of Andre, he got his woman in the end didn't he? Thankfully he made a fucking tit of himself in the process and provided hours of school disco-esque entertainment in the process. Until they get someone as deluded as Andre on it again (he really did think he was a musical genius), it'll never be as good.

Get a grip tbh.

Watched it on dodgy telly in the pub. We looked just about ok in the first half, although even then you always knew what was coming. Tbh I'd written this one off as a certain defeat before the game, so I'm not too despondent, although it is really annoying when their goals come from defensive errors. Anyway, at least we don't have to play that lot every week, I suppose. Parker's challenge on Joe Cole was fucking tremendous btw. Hope they show it on MOTD tonight. Spun him vertically through 360 degrees.

On Century news and Lionel Ritchie impersonator Chris Kamara is reporting it as a rumour on Soccer Saturday. Guess we'll find out for definite soon.....

Looks like Owen might be out with a ropey groin.

Is it normally this cold in the middle of November?

HTT, untwist your knickers mate. As for Taylor 27, he's been posting shit threads from day one - whether they're wonderful wind-ups or deadly serious, they're still crap. If people want to comment on that then there's not much you can do about it - in fact, if he's such a legendary wind-up merchant I'm sure he'll love the fact that people are discussing what a twat he is. Mission accomplished then surely? And mate, you want to stop taking yourself so seriously - writing a 2-page long defence in response to what's been posted on here is a bit daft. I've started posting on your board a bit more recently, but I know you're not daft, and you must be able to see what we're on about when we talk about how much shite you have to wade through to get a decent comment on anything - you can be three pages into a thread before anyone has actually written something that even resembles a sentence. And tbh I don't care what the people in question think of what I say about them - I think calling people two-faced snides is a bit daft though, it's not like Alex (or I even) doesn't make it perfectly clear to someone's face when he thinks they're talking shite. I know you've got some decent posters over there, and I'm pretty sure they know themselves that there's a lot of thickos that the place could do without. I recommend a cull. You've had your say on what you think of here though, and although I think you've made some decent points, I just don't think you "get" this place, but that's fine, I'm not bothered tbh. Maybe I don't "get" your place either. Anyway, is anyone up for some of this "clit-rubbing, let's all ejaculate together" stuff. Sounds fun.

Sounds like a fair assessment. I would prefer it if this place moved a bit quicker, but I'll sacrifice the quantity for quality.

As Roberto off Big Brother would say: Get a fookeen greep!

Whilst standing on the table. 57850[/snapback] Seriously, have you ever seen a mouse in a house? For some bizarre reason they are really scarey. 57853[/snapback] My mate had one in his house once. He chased it with a chairleg shouting "SQUEEEEAK" and twatted it one, and that was the end of that. It sounds horrendous but at the time I was helpless with laughter.

Whilst standing on the table.

Just picked up a long term injury, hasn't he?

Too busy skipping to learn tbh.

German humour tbh.

Speak for yourself tbh. I think it's fucking great. .

You wouldn't even give it a shot then ring them if you failed? When I got my first flat I didn't have a clue what I was doing but I worked it out. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker ringing the AA for it. 57719[/snapback] Well yeah, I'd probably give it a go, but I'd need instructions. It's jacking the thing up that worries me.... 57724[/snapback] I would have thought that would be your specialty tbh.

I'll have a look there then.

I'd forgotten all about that thing. No idea where it is now.

No shit. And anyway, what would you know about it, you lazy stay-at-home bastard! 57727[/snapback] Here man, I had to go to Kwik Fit to get a new tyre. And as if I didn't need any more proof that you're a mincer, you announce that you can't even change a friggin tyre! I bet when that mouse came out your video you leapt up onto the nearest table too!

According to a thread on N-O it's on. 4 quid 50 to get in.

Did he pretend to fish around in his pocket for them first?