Gemmill

Check this freeloading bastard out! Is clearly browsing as a guest. Joins at 9:06, posts at 9:07 to get help with his computer problem and then doesn't post again. Down with this sort of thing!

At the risk of pressing HTT's Godzilla button and getting him over here on a two-page rant again, he hasn't half got his knickers in a twist with over there today. References to his post over here and how it's clearly upset alex etc. I think he's alreet, but he doesn't half take this stuff seriously.

Whoa! I've just started getting a funny noise when I turn my steering wheel to the right too. I'm taking it to the garage tomorrow because it's worryingly lout. Sort of a clunky grinding noise.

I've never thought he was 'all that' 58547[/snapback] I think he's the bomb-diggety tbh.

Knobjockey!

The benevolent one sells out!

Or the excuse of being a fictional character. Like Elf is.

It's class. The little black geezer is hilarious!

If anyone else off here joins you should go for the referrals - 500 points for both you and whoever joins.

Nice one. I've joined. After I joined I noticed it mentioned something about referrals, so apologies if I've diddled you out of points by not letting you refer me first. Sounds like money for nowt really, if you're gonna be buying stuff from those sites anyway, and there does seem to be loads of stuff where you get points just for basically doing nowt. Ta for the tip.

Dalglish man you spaz.

Elf is legendary! And Bad Santa is class too, although in a whoooooole different way to Elf!

It is I that pity you if you haven't seen it tbh.

I'd never heard of that before. Just looked at their little Flash thing telling you how it works there. How many points do you get per quid spent, and then how many points translate into cash, if that makes sense? Or is it not as simple as that? Is it really as good as it sounds?

I haven't got one at the minute, although I'm thinking of investing tbh. 58490[/snapback] Woolies have got an offer on hotwater bottles... http://www.woolworths.co.uk/ww_p2/promotio...fid=feat4700020 58493[/snapback] Cheers! One thing I definitely wasn't expecting when I posted that was that someone would actually be able to point me in the direction of some special offers.

I went to see Ross Noble a couple of weeks ago too. I'd only previously seen about 15 minutes of one of his shows that was on telly, and tbh I wasn't impressed. When he first came out on stage and was a bit jumping around the place, I thought "Oh fuck here we go, no jokes, just wobbly legs". But he was excellent. Very funny and as has been mentioned, his ability to just take something that couldn't possibly have been part of his act and just make it funny was really impressive.

I haven't got one at the minute, although I'm thinking of investing tbh.

Regardless of whether they ban Man Utd fans or not, it's pretty appalling that a lass has been sexually assaulted at a football match. I hope a) that it wasn't a "serious" assault (if you know what I mean) for the sake of the lass in question and that the bloke gets whatever's coming to him.

Tony Horne is good mates with Shearer isn't he? I think Horne's a tosser like but if he made Gullit look a prick then it's to his credit.

Exactly. A man squeeking as he parts his hair is the peak of comedy as far as I'm concerned. I was making a serious point (not against anyone in particular - I purposely quoted no-one) and Alex followed it up. All of a sudden I'm a cunt for liking Coldplay, Greenday, Little Britain, Queen, The Darkness, Jackass etc. I'd be more of a twat if I decided they were shit all of a sudden. I'm thinking of the Darkness thread here where people said "I loved the first album but got sick of it". Well I love beer. It quite often makes me sick, but there's a reason I like it in the first place and that's why I go back, even if I got sick. 58456[/snapback] I take your point actually. I like Coldplay and am subjected to ridicule for it, and I thought Jackass The Movie was hilarious. The Darkness, however, were always shite.

Jesus wept. I've never found the bloke funny. Is that ok with you? 58416[/snapback] Christ on a bike, are you on the rag? 58444[/snapback] I maybe shouldn't have taken you seriously. After all, you find Lee Evans funny.

58425[/snapback] Wouldn't Cath have to behave in a stereotypically butch, couldn't give a hit about the cold kind of way for the thing to be justified? 58429[/snapback] Fuckin hate being cold, me. Gemmill constantly takes the piss about it but I don't care cos I've got a lectric blanket now. 58431[/snapback] "I just can't get warrrrrrrrrm. "

Anyone got the video? 58263[/snapback]

It's a dance-off! Both Pietersen and Bell give him due respect and then - surprisingly early - the umpires offer the light and play is suspended. As Pietersen walks off, he glares at Afridi before going a 360 spin.