Gemmill

Difference is though, Northern Rock made an investment in failure....and it's paying off quite handsomely at the moment.

Is it just me who was reminded of the office by that? "No, I'd bend each one of the girls out of the Corrs over and do......." 59477[/snapback] Renton would do the brother with Erasure playing in the background tbh. 59483[/snapback] Fuck off you closet hom! I would bend all the sisters over and......... 59490[/snapback] "Give....*grunt*...a little...*grunt*...resp-ooooOOOOOH. Finished. "

Is it just me who was reminded of the office by that? "No, I'd bend each one of the girls out of the Corrs over and do......." 59477[/snapback] Renton would do the brother with Erasure playing in the background tbh.

Which incidentally is fruity Europop. Reading your post though, I just want to clarify - you don't mind U2 but you would rather not have to listen to them, and you don't mind Bono, but you'd prefer not to actually hear him speak?

Pretty much sums him up for me, but for some strange reason he's worshipped on here. 59455[/snapback] Who, Nihat? Who worships him on here like/ 59456[/snapback] He's worshipped on N-O if that helps? 59458[/snapback] The next Thierry Henry, after Charles N'Zogbia tbh.

I just got texted that joke too.

It's been confirmed.........by Sinitta on This Morning.

I was in bed, you freak!

Journey South RAWK!

Marvellous. 59412[/snapback] Pakistan fans are leaving the ground in droves apparently.

"Cheating" Shahid Afridi out first ball to Flintoff, having entered the field to a HUGE ovation.

So sad that you couldn't wait to post it tbh. 59407[/snapback] You lie!

Nice try Renty baby. 59400[/snapback] 59402[/snapback] OK, I've got a vague notion of what X factor is but not who this Louis person is. Is he a contestant or a judge? 59404[/snapback] This display of feigned ignorance is fooling absolutely no one. Is it a coping mechanism to deal with your grief at the news?

Pakistan 164-4. Flintoff bowls Yousuf. "Cheating" Shaid Afridi up next.

Nice try Renty baby.

Left yourself open to the usual bald abuse. I really like the cluster of pubs at the Ouseburn - the Cluney, the Tyne, The Free trade, but they're a bugger to get to, especially in winter, when its brassic. No jokes Gemmill! 59394[/snapback] None needed.

Dunno mate. Apparently Simon "minceboy" Cowell was on This Morning the other day slating him and he's taken it to heart and left the show. FLOUNCE ALERT as RobW would say. Probably a publicity stunt tbh.

Louis Walsh has left the X-Factor. Haway, you didn't expect it to be too exciting did you? I was alerted to this by roving reporter Catmag by the way.....sad tbh.

Aye, that Salman Butt wouldn't have been on strike when his wicket was taken if the umpire hadn't cancelled his run and sent him back down the other end for running over the wicket. Inzamam has got his lip on about it apparently.

There's a chance he'll get the firing squad. Won't happen like, but 15 years hard labour in a nam prison might finish him off. 59232[/snapback] Hope he goes to prison tbh, fucking sick cunt. I don't see why he would need to molester kids if he is a celeb, there's shit loads of lasses that would love to just shag a celeb, doesnt need to gaan and fuck kids the nonce. 59233[/snapback] Jesus wept. 59240[/snapback] Seconded.

And every time I send an installment I'll feel pissed off - you probably have an inkling that I can get a bit highly strung about things! Why prolong it? Anyway, I'm not as poor as I made out, I can just about afford it but it just really boils my piss! 59358[/snapback] Will it be like in the departure lounge when you heard that Souness was the new manager? Only every month!

It was I. Never wrong you see. Back to the thread topic. People who go around in just a t-shirt saying they're geordies so they have to are thick. I thought the point was that Geordies weren't dull enough to refer to the weather. "It's cold today!" "No shit Sherlock" Put a scarf on and stop moaning. 59356[/snapback] Exactly! Thanks for getting my point across for me. It's winter, it's cold. Not entirely unexpected I have to say. Last night I had a bath and it was wet. 59357[/snapback] To be fair, you asked for the thread to be renamed the "bunch of homs" thread, which suggests to me that your point was more "Here man divvint be soft! Ahm a Geordie un ah divvint feel the cauld" tbh. Nice try though.

Do you not even pretend to be carrying 2 carpets when you walk? 59351[/snapback] No., just a spare tyre under his top BTW HF, was is you who said 'The Right Stuff' was a good film? Watched it last night and really enjoyed it. 59354[/snapback] Sammy's the one weighing in at 15 stone these days. Must have really let himself go like. I on the other hand am tipping the scales at a slimline 14 stone 12.

If these stories are true, you really do have to wonder where all this money is coming from all of a sudden.

Salman Buttocks (it's the way I tell 'em!) is out. 108-3.