Gemmill

Howard Webb seems to be being a bit harsh on Shola.

Luque to come on and score a hat-trick from the left wing.

And he's just called Shola a very skilful player.

Alan Smith is so dull. Anyone with a brummie accent should be precluded from having a career in broadcasting.

I would expect nothing less from our most attacking manager of modern times.

Aye, they've just done the team on Sky. Shearer and Ameobi aka Pace and Movement.

He has got a point. But to be fair he didn't exactly boost his own chances of forming a partnership with anybody with his unprofessional approach to recuperating from injury. It's no good piling on the pounds like he did when injured - firstly it makes you more susceptible to further injury when you return, and secondly it takes a lot longer to gain any sort of match fitness. On one particular return from injury, his head was the size of a watermelon. Yes, he could have been given more of a chance when he was here, but he didn't exactly help himself IMO.

He's expected to start according to Sky Sports. Apparently Souness caught him trying to pay N'Zogbia to give him a Chinese burn at the back of the bus, but he got there just in time.

If you think that would have been embarrassing for you, consider your poor wife who was nearly caught being sexed by you!

Aaaaah how happy am I to not be working in practice anymore?

Nice one snakey. Maybe see you there then.

Someone needs to have a word with Keane about that goal celebration. It's absolutely shit.

Absolutely appalling. According to those on the SMB it was a Sunderland fan that did it - it would make sense really, the way things are at the minute, a Newcastle fan would be more likely to shake his hand (not meaning to sound flippant btw). Murray's wife was also injured by flying glass. I know their club is in a mess and they're rock bottom of the Premiership and that Murray has to take a lot of the blame for the way he runs the club, but no one deserves that. If it turns out to be one of our lot that did it then they're a fucking disgrace.

Classy bird, then?

I realised as the thread went on .... however if it were true .... Am just going out now. Gemmills way with figures and words never cease to amaze me however... certainly don't want any of what he has ! 61364[/snapback] Jesus Christ man LM, accept the fact that this one went over your head and don't be so serious about it. It's nothing to be ashamed of......honest.

hadaway man, post up a photo and let us judge .... get back on the phone is my advice 61342[/snapback]

Aye. If I get the basic package it'll cost me £50 for Sky+ anyway. 61306[/snapback] Even with Sky Sports and using that special offer thing?

"A dirty slag who'd fuck owt in a pair of jodhpurs" as she was eloquently described by someone on the SMB.

It might be, aye. Have you contacted Sky yet, or been on their website anyway?

Don't think so mate. The programme starts at 9, so if they string it out til 4 I would be mightily pissed off - I'll be staying up past my bedtime as is. Cath, I might get it. Although I'm still not sure.

Cheers 'Arry. I must be getting tight like cos in the past I would have just paid the £15 and taken my chances. I'm really agonising over this one though. Matty, it does look like he's gonna walk it from those odds, but the bookies know that people are gonna pile on Hatton so the odds are gonna be a bit distorted, although I'm sure he probably is a decent favourite.

I used to follow boxing quite closely, but it's such a shambles these days, I've really lost interest. Which means that I've got no idea whether this fight tonight is likely to be any good - is Hatton just gonna batter this bloke or is there a chance of it being a decent fight? Trying to decide whether it's worth poncing £15 on. Anyone know what they're talking about and would like to enlighten me?

She pissed quickly? Oh fuck ye's! 61240[/snapback] Women piss harder and faster due to them having a shorter and wider urethra. See, I haven't completley wasted the last two and a bit years! 61279[/snapback] Maybe not but you've just wasted a good 5 seconds of my life reading that.

Nice footage from Fratton Park there of fans singing "There's only one Georgie Best" during the minute's silence/applause (I'm not sure which it was meant to be tbh )

Have you lot all got the painters in? Your hormones must be all ower the shop.