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This is what it was like when HTT interviewed himself tbh. "Sooo, the Hitzfeld campaign. Tell me about it." "Well it started off...yeah...with a couple of lads on...mm-hmm....an internet site who wanted....right....to try and impress upon the board....yeah....that we wanted a top manager....right course yeah."

I like his fake laugh. "Ha." He doesn't even have the courtesy to give a second "ha"!?

Fuck me. "Where you going on your summer holidays?" "Right" "Yeah" "Mm-hm" Right. Course. Yeah." What a spastic!

Funnily enough, it was revealed in her Hello! magazine exclusive where she describes how her 1 week-old baby has a toy mercedes, is bathed in organic scent, has had a manicure and is "a bit of a diva" 140613[/snapback] Silly fucking cow.

Wouldn't be at all surprised if she gave the kid a ridiculous name just to maximise the newspaper coverage.

Irony at it's best. 140569[/snapback] Missing the point at its best. 140597[/snapback] Really don't think so, but feel free to continue thinking that. 140599[/snapback] Well, I was the fellow fatty that I was referring to. So unless you were reinforcing THAT irony (which would have been fairly redundant), you're missing the point. Feel free to pretend that's what you were doing to get yourself out of a hole though.

Don't know much about it, but what I do know is: No carbs for the first two weeks, which is when you lose a canny bit of weight, which is the spur to stick with it - the idea for no carbs is that you remove them totally so that your body becomes less accustomed to carb fixes and you therefore start to crave them less. From then on you reintroduce some carbs in the second phase and then onto a normal diet after that where I gather there are relatively few no-no's and it's all about eating sensible foods which rate well on the Glycaemic Index. He reckons it was a piece of piss and not dangerous like Atkins.

Irony at it's best. 140569[/snapback] Missing the point at its best.

I believe your actual words were "Ich bin ein devastater" actually.

I'm confused at your reluctance to accept dieting advice from a fellow fatty?

I've enjoyed watching you back-pedal since then. 140445[/snapback] I haven't back-pedalled you monkey-hanging pleb! 140536[/snapback] Yes you have. The ironic thing is, Wullie has probably been more right than any of us, by sticking to the simple rule of being the most negative! I'm the runner up. 140549[/snapback] I've expressed disappointment with his attitude since signing. I am not, and never have been devastated that he's our player. So ner!

I went to the opera in San Francisco. Chase me! La Boheme, directed by the bloke that did Moulin Rouge, Baz whatsisface. It actually wasn't that bad, but that's because they had subtitles - is that normal or is it just for the yanks?!

Dicksons Pork Shops, Leazes. They're all over the North East. There's one in North Shields, Hebburn, South Shields, Washington etc. FAO GF - if you're doing dieting stuff, the lad whose wedding I was at has been on the South Beach diet under orders from his now wife, and he lost 25 pounds in a month and a half. Get on that, you fat biffa!

I've enjoyed watching you back-pedal since then. 140445[/snapback] I haven't back-pedalled you monkey-hanging pleb!

Is that possible, Bellamy singlehandedly brought this club to the brink of disaster, or was that Souness, i always struggle to remember which one of them actually did it and which one of them was being blamed for it 140519[/snapback] For the record, I reckon Souness outdoes Bellamy in the vaginal synonym stakes. 140520[/snapback] Bit late for you to disguise your appauling words now, Mr C!! Why I oughta 140527[/snapback] Remember Mr. C? Ezer Goode, Ezer Goode!

FFS - Furry Flaps Shepherd.

It'll be from Bolton tbh. This is the sort of player we should probably be bidding for tbh, instead of daydreaming about Kuyt. And I would imagine the Feyenoord chairman is looking with interest at the news that Andy Johnson is supposedly worth £8.5m - £££ signs in his eyes tbh. 140523[/snapback] tbh overload in that post tbh.

It'll be from Bolton tbh. This is the sort of player we should probably be bidding for tbh, instead of daydreaming about Kuyt. And I would imagine the Feyenoord chairman is looking with interest at the news that Andy Johnson is supposedly worth £8.5m - £££ signs in his eyes tbh.

I converted to lunch from dinner when I lived in America, as people thought I was asking them on a date. For a sandwich. Every day.

That's not the sarnie or the crisps though.... 140415[/snapback] "Night-before" showerer tbh. Bob Geldof looked like he was one too.

Ohhh, now I want one for my dinner If you go and get me one I'll give you a bottle of pink wine 140413[/snapback] I can't! Have to go home straight after to get my boiler fixed.

Use that yousendit thing.

He shagged Ronaldo? 140409[/snapback] Made him cry.

I thought I told you to be funny with your first post.

Who else on here likes Dickson's meat pasties btw? I know catmag does. CLASS!