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In that case, have you any idea who wrote it cos we could do with him as manager.

I wouldn't lose any sleep over it if they were. Mind, would you actually like to have the job of pulling the leaver? I wouldn't. 63386[/snapback] That reminded me of a classic Sid the Sexist quote: I pumped her beaver with me lever. I filled her full of man-fat. Glad to see them getting lengthy sentences, the scumbags.

It's GREAT on there today like. 63315[/snapback] The post match (over)reaction thread is superb. 63323[/snapback] Get Obi over here tbh. 63326[/snapback] The bloke's a legend.

It's GREAT on there today like. 63315[/snapback] The post match (over)reaction thread is superb.

You're absolutely right. He's my hero too, and I'm already starting to not like him after his performances this season. If he fails as a manager (which he will, seeing that we're Newcastle) then he'll no doubt lose his legend status, and I'd hate for that to happen. 63267[/snapback] Exactly He's too 'close' too involved at the moment. He needs time out, time away from NUFC when he hangs up his boots. I'd much prefer him to take a coaching role somewhere and work his way up.... Then he can return to us in a few years time much more prepared for the task.... then hopefully it will work out, at least he'd be better prepared with the skills and experience to take the job on. I mean in any other career, would a top management role be given to a complete novice? NO of course not. I dont want him or us to go through what im sure will go predictably, horribly wrong 63278[/snapback] I don't see Shearer as the type to start at a lowly club though. I think if he wants to be a manager, he'll want to be straight in the big-time.

But FS knows that we all want a Geordie manager, and we all want Shearer, remember? 63272[/snapback] I think he really does believe this like. I can just imagine the look of smugness on his enormous moonface at the press conference and the "Geordies understand Newcastle United" comments.

aw sorry to get your hopes up snakey! May i ask what the problem is with your old 'member' though? Is it faulty or just past its best? 63255[/snapback] *coughs and splutters into his coffee* Only joking mon cher, the weapon is in full working order; primed and loaded with full-metal-jacket at all times!!! 63260[/snapback] After the "smooching" episode yesterday, I've taken to reading all your posts in Harold Bishop's bumbling voice. 63261[/snapback] You had better promise not to laugh if I come and meet you on Sat as I look like him as well!!! 63262[/snapback] Are you defo coming then? I promise not to laugh. Is it The Trent anyway where we're going?

aw sorry to get your hopes up snakey! May i ask what the problem is with your old 'member' though? Is it faulty or just past its best? 63255[/snapback] *coughs and splutters into his coffee* Only joking mon cher, the weapon is in full working order; primed and loaded with full-metal-jacket at all times!!! 63260[/snapback] After the "smooching" episode yesterday, I've taken to reading all your posts in Harold Bishop's bumbling voice.

I reckon he'll be here til the end of the season with Shearer taking over, unless Shepherd can talk Shearer into taking over before then.

I will conceed that we're in a worse position than we were 2 years ago. But I won't agree that Craig Bellamy is the sole, or even primary reason for this - in fact I'd argue that he is one of the reasons we went into decline... 62588[/snapback] He was one of if not the most prominent reasons we were in that position to decline from in the first place tbh. 62891[/snapback] spot on. He was the player who made THE difference. And now he's been kicked out, we are back to where we were before he came, a mid table side relying on one mans goals to stay above the relegation strugglers. 63226[/snapback] Are you still bubbling about Bellamy?

Cos that will save the season won't it? Replace him in the summer, yes - sack him now? No way! 63060[/snapback] I honestly don't know whether sacking him now would make sense (especially if the alternative is Shearer), but I'm just so pissed off at the moment. 63068[/snapback] I felt that way after Liverpool won the Champions League. Surely with Le Guen looking at teams like Rangers, now is the time? 63073[/snapback] Shepherd doesn't even know who Le Guen is man.

Drums are for thickos man. Real men play guitar. 62686[/snapback] I play both. What does that make me? 62837[/snapback] Really thick. 62839[/snapback] Thanks 62852[/snapback] You did realise I was joking didn't you? 62856[/snapback] Flounce alert tbh.

If anything, I'd say the fact that it's hush-hush is a good thing. I don't know what they're moaning about.

Supposed??

Aye, his main role in life does seem to be Roy Keane's arse-cleaner like.

John Hollins played for England. Dave Hollins played for Wales.

Would you like me to put you out of your misery?

Didn't hear too much being made of it during the match like. 62744[/snapback] The bit in bold sounds so gay. Ah well, a couple of match ban at least I would have thought. Great.

Yous blatantly haven't got a clue tbh. 62698[/snapback] Correct 62700[/snapback] I heard it the other morning and thought I'd stump you lot with it. 62720[/snapback] Giz a little clue, is it cricket for Scotland and Football for England or something like that? 62735[/snapback] Nah, both footballers. One played for England and one for Wales. 62739[/snapback] Didn't Ryan Giggs have a brother who played football? Ryan played schoolboy for England and full international for Wales, did his brother represent Wales at schoolboy level or something? 62740[/snapback] I think you're right, but I'm talking about full international caps. It's not Ryan and Rhodri.

Yous blatantly haven't got a clue tbh. 62698[/snapback] Correct 62700[/snapback] I heard it the other morning and thought I'd stump you lot with it. 62720[/snapback] Giz a little clue, is it cricket for Scotland and Football for England or something like that? 62735[/snapback] Nah, both footballers. One played for England and one for Wales.

YOU DIRTY BIRD! I'LL BREAK YOUR COCKADOODIE LEGS!

Urrrrrgh! Oldies kissing! I bet it was like when Harold Bishop used to neck on with Madge! 62715[/snapback] If I come on Sat and meet you, I'll wear my Blue Stratos aftershave and even you wont be able to resist me Blue Stratos Hai Karate Denim Old Spice You young 'uns just don't know what you've missed!! 62721[/snapback] Remember the 'risque' Denim ad where the woman's hand was just about to go inside the bloke's denim shirt before he stopped her? Plus, the phrase 'Hai Karate soap on a rope' should be re-introduced as an insult. 62725[/snapback] Soap on a rope is one of my "smells from childhood Christmases". Along with orange peel.

I had you down as more of a "Theme from Steptoe" man, personally.

Yous blatantly haven't got a clue tbh. 62698[/snapback] Correct 62700[/snapback] I heard it the other morning and thought I'd stump you lot with it.

But I'd rather use matches and tabs to burn and poke through my eyes than watch either of those two. 62717[/snapback] Andre was hilarious man. Sneaking over to Jordan's bed and whispering to her and rubbing her leg, then trying to get back to his bed hiding the stiffy in his tracky bottoms after she'd told him in no uncertain terms to fuck off.