Gemmill

how did we get lumbered with the world's only inefficient German?

https://www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/news-opinion/captaining-sinking-ship-prime-ministers-29233530 Article is worth a read. The organisation of his visit to Belfast is likened to "a clown running through a minefield"

Looks like he's pulled his eyelids. 6 months on the sidelines.

Sunak excluding the Sun's political journos from his little bus seems like a bit of an error.

That same little girl walking out with her dad.

That's mint, class that the kids got something to keep from the day too. Harsh of your sons to refuse Dummett's autograph, but actions have consequences and that penalty against Everton was idiotic.

Or are you doing it direct from Twitter. All you have to do is change x.com to twitter.com before the forum tries to convert it to a link.

What browser do you use on your phone?

Sky Sports is VERY excited about the fact Mo Salah has had a haircut.

Aye he's clearly fucking clueless. I love it.

Looks like Man United are going for Kieran McKenna. Might work out, or he might either be a flash in the pan or discover that the job is far too big for him. Either way I'll be sad to see Erik go.

The ref has just stopped the fight.

This is about setting the benchmark. We'll be back next year with a new crop of youngsters to see if we can only lose 6-0. It's an objective measure of our progress at youth level. If you can think of a better one, contact the club.

8-0.

The 7th has just gone in. Some lass called Courtney-Perkins.

First name is Keir.

If we'd put the kids out and beat their all-stars, they'd have had to shut the A-League down.

I'm fucking sick of the election already. I'm also really sick of how I'm addicted to checking for the latest news on it.

I don't agree with that. It's almost certain that he didn't think getting carded was anything like trying to actually affect a result - it isn't really only in an instance when you also accidentally get sent off. He's not booting it into his own net or anything. He's been incredibly stupid but I don't think it should end your career.

I put it off after five minutes. I hope they didn't charge much for it.

The advertising hoarding are running an ad for a company called Kennard Hire which goes: Do we make your job easy? KEN OATH!

It's a Tory seat. THEY sounded like the Tories, not me. Anyway check out the latest news on your boy De Bolle!