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No there isnt. This isn't spam I work for a mobile phone company. 69901[/snapback] There is actually. Reverse phone directories are all over the net, but you have to pay for them.

I imagine your tree is decked out in the spaztacular things that you knocked up at the special school.

Keep opening the link. Eventually you'll get a little bloke waving his cock about.

Never mind the story! Look at the little bloke in the orange ad at the top - what's all that about??

Same here. Except it's in a mixture of Italian and Spanish and it's really fucking loud. It's what I imagine madness sounds like.

Trapped in the past, Bridget finds herself leaping from life to life, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that her next leap will be the leap home. 69806[/snapback] Old skool.

Christmas decorations SHOULD NOT be tacky shit you made as a kid, unless you still are a kid. FACT!

I did a sculpture with chicken wire and plaster of paris for my GCSE art that pissed all over that thing.

You festive bastard!

The way I see it ending up is as follows: Chelsea P38 W33 D4 L1 GF74 GA14 GD+60 Pts103 Pos 1st Man Utd P38 W30 D6 L2 GF75 GA25 GD+50 Pts96 Pos 2nd Liverpool P38 W27 D7 L4 GF61 GA14 GD+47 Pts88 Pos 3rd Bolton P38 W21 D10 L7 GF52 GA32 GD+20 Pts73 Pos 4th Spurs P38 W19 D12 L7 GF60 GA39 GD+21 Pts69 Pos 5th Arsenal P38 W20 D7 L11 GF55 GA34 GD+21 Pts67 Pos 6th Newcastle P38 W18 D9 L11 GF45 GA37 GD+8 Pts63 Pos 7th 69761[/snapback] wow. You have way too much time on your hands 69762[/snapback] He works in IT. Whilst he's doing this shite, half of his company are sat with broken computers waiting for the ubernerd to come and help them. 69765[/snapback] I'm nothing to do with fixing broken computers thank you smart-arse.... Sounds like most IT departments tbh.

Oooo hark at him! He goes away to University and comes back thinking he's better than everyone!? 69754[/snapback] A slap off one of the locals will soon bring him down a peg or two 69778[/snapback] I'd love to see him try and do his amateur psychoanalysis on them.........whilst sat on the floor with a fat lip.

The way I see it ending up is as follows: Chelsea P38 W33 D4 L1 GF74 GA14 GD+60 Pts103 Pos 1st Man Utd P38 W30 D6 L2 GF75 GA25 GD+50 Pts96 Pos 2nd Liverpool P38 W27 D7 L4 GF61 GA14 GD+47 Pts88 Pos 3rd Bolton P38 W21 D10 L7 GF52 GA32 GD+20 Pts73 Pos 4th Spurs P38 W19 D12 L7 GF60 GA39 GD+21 Pts69 Pos 5th Arsenal P38 W20 D7 L11 GF55 GA34 GD+21 Pts67 Pos 6th Newcastle P38 W18 D9 L11 GF45 GA37 GD+8 Pts63 Pos 7th 69761[/snapback] wow. You have way too much time on your hands 69762[/snapback] He works in IT. Whilst he's doing this shite, half of his company are sat with broken computers waiting for the ubernerd to come and help them.

Type the number into Google. If it's a business it might come up with their website.

Is it a Wacky Warehouse party for the little fella then?

Oooo hark at him! He goes away to University and comes back thinking he's better than everyone!?

Cath, you blatantly stuck that cat up the tree for a photo opportunity. My tree is all silver toys with white lights. Jill, you're right about houses with lights. Driving home last night and it was like driving down the strip in Vegas.

What would I want with a "To Cecil from Gazza" top?

It sounds like a right load of old bollocks. "Spanish flop"..."a nightmare time"...the bloke who wrote it should be ashamed picking up his wage every month.

Can't you block it yourself on your mobile? Or just stop answering the phone when he rings? He'll sharp get the message.

What rag is that from?

Happy Birthday mate. Have a good one.

Here man, you're the one that's strayed the wrong side of 15 stone of late. Although I'm scared to get on the fucking scales tbh!

Cos she's a LEGEND!

Aye, it may cause offence, but there's absolutely no chance of it causing any laughter.

Apologies for resurrecting this one, but special mention has to go to catmag, for being the best birthday present in the world getter. LEGEND! FACT! TBH!