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On the plus side, you smell and pay for a packet of crisps with your chequebook.

Christmas is the time of the year for the idiots that only get out once a year to make bellends of themselves like.

See you in 30 seconds Jimbo 71116[/snapback] And i'm back, Wacky would be proud, i've managed to turn the work bogs into something resembling a plasterer's radio! 71119[/snapback] I had a plasterer in at my house the other day. He had a radio which was disappointingly clean.

The bloke is clearly a twat. If I knocked an animal down my first thought would be "Shit, better check if it's ok", not "Shit, better make sure I killed it".

Exactly what I was thinking. I don't expect anything from Liverpool, other than some commitment in giving them a good game, but I would hope we can turn Charlton over. 70938[/snapback] Leave Graeme alone!

That surprises me. Maybe if she applied her make-up with a trowel and lopped them out on demand, eh?

Oliver's best piece ever. Good work from the craggy faced penman.

Does that not only apply to transfers, so any loan would be okay?? I don't think that he will be moving in January. 70594[/snapback] Not sure about a loan, but going by the extracts from the article below, I presume they were talking about a permanent move: Which certainly isn't possible. Poor journalism tbh - he'll be applying for a job at N-O next 70756[/snapback] Top post! Great read! 70826[/snapback] Sex in paragraph form!

Going to the bog and not washing your hands is fucking disgusting. It's also something that Bridget, aka Vinegar Tits admitted too on here, the foul wench! 70818[/snapback] I've always thought she was a micey cow! This just confirms my suspicions! Imagine all the fanny batter and such like that'll be on her hooves after she's shaken her lettuce or dropped the kids off! Dirty bitch, it's something else to do it but then to admit it on here?!? 70827[/snapback] There's gonna be hell on if she sees this.

yeah the fact i have to work tomorrow, until 12.30 and there is a buffet in the office hardly depressed me 70825[/snapback] Keep it up lads, you're really convincing me that I should have stayed in work for the rest of today and tomorrow.

Never had spots or worn specs actually. I was a cool kid. 70822[/snapback] Aye it sounds like it, Gamesmaster.

The main thing I'll take away from this thread is the knowledge that Renton must have been one of the spottiest, specciest teenagers since time began.

Going to the bog and not washing your hands is fucking disgusting. It's also something that Bridget, aka Vinegar Tits admitted too on here, the foul wench!

Chicken tbh 70741[/snapback] Are you having xmas dinner with the smug twat like? 70747[/snapback] Was a reference to 'choking' the chicken tbh. I wouldnt have dinner with him like, you wouldnt get so much as a fucking mouthful. 70748[/snapback] Who could say 'no' to a christmas dinner of tinned spaghetti and a bottle of Lambrusco... 70807[/snapback] Two words: Pickled. Cabbage.

Not of you're choking the chicken? That's be a pb even for you! 70751[/snapback] 10 minutes to get the spelling of "if" right? Failed.

Reet, I'm off. Enjoy the rest of your work-day, you plebs.

1 minute lads. Shall we have a countdown on 10 seconds?

Don't make me bring out the 31 insults, Alexis. 70738[/snapback] I don't claim to be young tbh 70740[/snapback] It's all relative man. Old knackers like snakehips make me look like a whippersnapper.

8 minutes of pre-Christmas work remaining, you bunch of jealous benders!

Don't make me bring out the 31 insults, Alexis.

11.

15.

..left at work before I break up for Christmas. to me and to anyone that has to work tomorrow.

Caus they're not fruit, perhaps???? Now then, bet you can name ALL the boys in Westlife, McFly, Take That, 911 and Backstreet Boys!!!!! 70700[/snapback] Don't try and make out that knowing the names of the Sugababes is some sort of hetero rite of passage, you minceboy! 70707[/snapback] 10 minutes checking the correct spelling of 'rite' just for that post tbh! 70711[/snapback] You penis! I'm a highly edumacated young man!

Caus they're not fruit, perhaps???? Now then, bet you can name ALL the boys in Westlife, McFly, Take That, 911 and Backstreet Boys!!!!! 70700[/snapback] Don't try and make out that knowing the names of the Sugababes is some sort of hetero rite of passage, you minceboy!