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Gemmill

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  1. If this bloke wants me to play his game at work (and let's face it, anyone who's sat at home typing the fucking alphabet needs to have a word with themselves) he's gonna need to come up with a less garish colour.
  2. You still like him as a person though, right? 74600[/snapback] Actually not, the more I think about it. He came across as a decent bloke when he was doing the first radio interview and on a couple of other occasions. I probably got fooled as it was the only decent thing I could say about him... 74604[/snapback] Well I've never liked him as a person, so there 74610[/snapback] I heard that he thinks you're a tosser too. 74626[/snapback] He's fucking spot on mate.
  3. Piggyback? Or did he sit on Larsson's shoulders and wear a really long strip to cover Larsson's head and that. Come to think of it, that's probably what Peter Crouch is up to.
  4. http://www.freewebs.com/the_k_man/ Worth a look. Some wise words indeed in the "Wise words" section. "So the doctor wanders off, comes back with a smile on his face, he says 'You're not gonna believe this; baby's just been born - two knobs."
  5. Gemmill

    Pubs

    Really gents, is there any need!
  6. The worst thing about Oliver though, is that if Souness WAS still talking to him, he'd still be licking the bloke's arse. I've got no time for the bloke because the only reason he's going on like he is is because Souness wants nowt to do with him. If the results were the same and Souness was still giving him his "exclusives", all would be well.
  7. By the way, this is the sort of shit we can look forward to if Steve Bruce gets the job. Think I'd rather stick with Souness given that alternative tbh.
  8. To be honest, it would probably have made me peckish for a Salami Pizza. 74527[/snapback] Why like, do you want his cock?
  9. Hope so. They did their Xmas Eve and New Years Eve shows, so hopefully that was a precursor.
  10. Wonder if he's saying something similar to John Gibson. JOKE!
  11. The defence are primarily responsible for the ball coming straight back to them because of the crap long balls they keep pumping up the pitch. It's as if they've never met the midfield half the time. Tiggy on high with a football tbh.
  12. Says who? I'm still playing Dick Advocat by the way. 74476[/snapback] In that case, should that not have been "Shaysh who?"
  13. You didn't even watch it did you? 74467[/snapback] It's Bach week on Radio 3. 74469[/snapback] Alex, I used to think it was all bollocks like, and it may well still be, but it's entertaining enough, and actually quite interesting. So there.
  14. You didn't even watch it did you?
  15. From what I've heard if I bring a baby harness I could strap you into it, shrimpy. 74450[/snapback] Don't get excited, I won't suck on your tits... 74455[/snapback] The fact you've even said that tells me you were considering it.
  16. From what I've heard if I bring a baby harness I could strap you into it, shrimpy.
  17. And I thought the national press had invented those mongs that don't mind us losing as long as they see exciting football......
  18. 74217[/snapback] 74252[/snapback] Your going baldy too though aren't you? And you're fat as well 74427[/snapback] Aye, on Saturday he was the archetypal "fat bald bloke down the pub". He was wearing a hat though to hide it - a wooly hat which he wore the whole time in the pub. I reckon this is a sure sign that the hair loss has gathered pace. :razz:
  19. Has the thread been deleted? What were the eejits arguing about?
  20. I don't know, how much did Pool pay for Cisse? 74369[/snapback] How is that relevant? 74405[/snapback] I think it was an attempt to paint Cisse as an injury-prone troublemaker who has never scored more than a dozen goals a year.
  21. Ferry uber-geek tbh. 74284[/snapback] And he wonders why I call him a nerd.
  22. Fucking hell Dan, if I had to ask Ally to explain something that basic to me, I'd definitely consider suicide.
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