Gemmill

Barrymore should be made to play the victim, and Rodman could play Barrymore. To quote Bad Santa "You ain't gonna shit right for a month"

There is more make-up on Pete Burns than there is in Fenwicks ! 74950[/snapback] True. You know what I can't stand? Women (and some blokes, it seems) that obviously think their lips are too small so they use lipliner outside of their normal lips and then fill them in, thus (they think) creating the illusion of fuller lips. It actually makes them look like 5 year-olds that have put mammy's lippy on without a mirror. Jodie Marsh (or The Childcatcher - see the nose?) please take note. 74954[/snapback] She is fucking hideous. It beggars belief that she's actually some sort of glamour model. I reckon once all the charvs that fancy her see her first thing with no makeup on they'll finally realise they've been fancying something that looks like a bloke with big chebs. PS. There's nowt more annoying than people that think they're above you and deliver lectures because they DON'T watch this sort of thing (so shut it, GF ).

Alan Oliver is no doubt creaming himself at the prospect of writing his side of the story tomorrow. "Me, me, it's all about meeeee!"

This thread is like an episode of Beavis and Butthead. Hurr hurr. He said cock. Hurr hurr.

Foof is the word mate. The additional "oo" ruins the symmetry.

An album of jingles. Put me down for a pre-order.

Aye, as has been said, Cleveland Williams.

I'm not sure about this like, but apparently I'm in the top 3.5% in the UK and the top 0.87% worldwide. And all I do all day is play on the internet.

As you were bonehead. 74734[/snapback] Are you off your meds again? Please go mental like you used to.

And that was the product of a brainwave? Jesus.

Wouldn't be Russian Roulette then, would it, smart arse? 74704[/snapback] For that, you're going first. 74717[/snapback]

3 year old man. Fucking sick.

We were playing Coventry in the cup though, so isn't it the same? 74677[/snapback] I only said it cos I thought it might wind him up and make him squeal.

I actually think what Craig said is worse.

I can only imagine how retarded you would have to be to keep trying to do this quicker.

I think Stuart Pearce could. But I don't think we've got a snowball's chance in hell of getting him here... 74655[/snapback] He wouldn't be my first choice (no British manager would be), but I could live with Allardyce. Now Bolton play dreadful football, but he seems to be a manager who would change his tactics and game-plans if he had better players at his disposal. I would still prefer someone like Hiddink or Le Guen though. We could always go for the bloke in my avatar... 74667[/snapback] Heidi's Grandfather?

"Bright" for the thickos amongst us.

If this bloke wants me to play his game at work (and let's face it, anyone who's sat at home typing the fucking alphabet needs to have a word with themselves) he's gonna need to come up with a less garish colour.

You still like him as a person though, right? 74600[/snapback] Actually not, the more I think about it. He came across as a decent bloke when he was doing the first radio interview and on a couple of other occasions. I probably got fooled as it was the only decent thing I could say about him... 74604[/snapback] Well I've never liked him as a person, so there 74610[/snapback] I heard that he thinks you're a tosser too. 74626[/snapback] He's fucking spot on mate.

Piggyback? Or did he sit on Larsson's shoulders and wear a really long strip to cover Larsson's head and that. Come to think of it, that's probably what Peter Crouch is up to.

http://www.freewebs.com/the_k_man/ Worth a look. Some wise words indeed in the "Wise words" section. "So the doctor wanders off, comes back with a smile on his face, he says 'You're not gonna believe this; baby's just been born - two knobs."

Really gents, is there any need!

Well I still think he's lush.

The worst thing about Oliver though, is that if Souness WAS still talking to him, he'd still be licking the bloke's arse. I've got no time for the bloke because the only reason he's going on like he is is because Souness wants nowt to do with him. If the results were the same and Souness was still giving him his "exclusives", all would be well.

By the way, this is the sort of shit we can look forward to if Steve Bruce gets the job. Think I'd rather stick with Souness given that alternative tbh.