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We were fucking crap today like, but I'm glad I was there to see Shearer equal the record. Even though it's gonna take a week to thaw out. EDIT! Oh and I'm pleased we're in the draw for the next round. Anyone else?

That post is gayer than men dancing whilst reading books about movies and drinking pink smoothies tbh. 75427[/snapback] True. 75430[/snapback] You total mincer! Ooooo does my bum look big in this?

You're a big, fat bully tbh. 75428[/snapback] I'm amazed that I've actually heard a grown man cry "Bully!" like. Especially on the friggin internet.

I've gone easy on you mate. You in the Trent was like Alice in Wonderland after she'd drank that potion - your head out the roof and a limb coming out each window.

Fucking class thread.

Do you have posters of or up in your little wankpit 75169[/snapback] tbh.

I understood what he was getting at re: the reference to talent, it's the bit about DotBum claiming credit I questioned, seeing as he didn't despite your claim to the contrary. I would have thought that was obvious. That said, I'm still willing to bet you're talking shite re: your album, however you can prove us all wrong by telling us when it's going to be released so we can listen for ourselves. I won't be holding my breath like. 75130[/snapback] Ok, I'll try a new tack...I'll see DotBum's Nick Drake and RAISE him a John Lennon. My songwriter beats his songwriter, ner-ner ner-ner. You see? Nothing to do with us. Anyway, if you'd read more closely, I already said earlier that there were no guarantees about releasing my album, but what was important to me was to get a publishing deal. 75142[/snapback] I'll see your Asprilla's foreskin and I'll raise you a Jimmy Nail.

AF, do you consider yourself more Mulligan than O'Hare or vice versa?

Barrymore should be made to play the victim, and Rodman could play Barrymore. To quote Bad Santa "You ain't gonna shit right for a month"

There is more make-up on Pete Burns than there is in Fenwicks ! 74950[/snapback] True. You know what I can't stand? Women (and some blokes, it seems) that obviously think their lips are too small so they use lipliner outside of their normal lips and then fill them in, thus (they think) creating the illusion of fuller lips. It actually makes them look like 5 year-olds that have put mammy's lippy on without a mirror. Jodie Marsh (or The Childcatcher - see the nose?) please take note. 74954[/snapback] She is fucking hideous. It beggars belief that she's actually some sort of glamour model. I reckon once all the charvs that fancy her see her first thing with no makeup on they'll finally realise they've been fancying something that looks like a bloke with big chebs. PS. There's nowt more annoying than people that think they're above you and deliver lectures because they DON'T watch this sort of thing (so shut it, GF ).

Alan Oliver is no doubt creaming himself at the prospect of writing his side of the story tomorrow. "Me, me, it's all about meeeee!"

This thread is like an episode of Beavis and Butthead. Hurr hurr. He said cock. Hurr hurr.

Foof is the word mate. The additional "oo" ruins the symmetry.

An album of jingles. Put me down for a pre-order.

Aye, as has been said, Cleveland Williams.

I'm not sure about this like, but apparently I'm in the top 3.5% in the UK and the top 0.87% worldwide. And all I do all day is play on the internet.

As you were bonehead. 74734[/snapback] Are you off your meds again? Please go mental like you used to.

And that was the product of a brainwave? Jesus.

Wouldn't be Russian Roulette then, would it, smart arse? 74704[/snapback] For that, you're going first. 74717[/snapback]

3 year old man. Fucking sick.

We were playing Coventry in the cup though, so isn't it the same? 74677[/snapback] I only said it cos I thought it might wind him up and make him squeal.

I actually think what Craig said is worse.

I can only imagine how retarded you would have to be to keep trying to do this quicker.

I think Stuart Pearce could. But I don't think we've got a snowball's chance in hell of getting him here... 74655[/snapback] He wouldn't be my first choice (no British manager would be), but I could live with Allardyce. Now Bolton play dreadful football, but he seems to be a manager who would change his tactics and game-plans if he had better players at his disposal. I would still prefer someone like Hiddink or Le Guen though. We could always go for the bloke in my avatar... 74667[/snapback] Heidi's Grandfather?

"Bright" for the thickos amongst us.