Gemmill

The lectern is out. Bring out the gimp!

I'm looking forward to him getting fucking minced by the general public, and all of it getting captured by the cameras and played back in the evening news. Someone accidentally egged his lookalike last week - that's what he's got to look forward to.

PS Dave would rather have a pint with Klopp than BDB.

Imagine if Labour win and England immediately win the Euros.

Pretty much all the twitter political types now saying that it's on for July 4th. Recess has been cancelled and parliament will be dissolved on May 30th. Fucking bring it on. Done with these twats for the summer.

Nick Watt of Newsnight is reporting that Tory rebels are racing to get their no confidence letters in before an election announcement. I love a party with a happy atmosphere.

PS Dave would still rather have a pint with Klopp.

When good bogans turn bad. Pop the collar on that sleeveless denim jacket. Aka the Aussie mic-drop.

Size of that kid's hands. He could strangle two people at once.

"Thongs" they call them.

Serves them right tbh.

That McKinlay bloke got his limbs (which cost £100k) from some private company, I believe. Assume they were given foc. Hard to hate on the bloke thought. At least for the time being.

She's a horror. The fact she's a priest as well is off the charts.

I liked Solo. A standalone film about Han Solo where the main actor pulls off a very solid Harrison Ford as Han Solo impression. Nothing not to like.

Good man. Did you steal a flag?

It is starting to look like it might be about to happen.

Just coming on here to say Peston now reckons there'll be an early election. Et tu Pestei! Judi Love will be wounded.

Victory is ours!

Get in, saved their first! Our keeper's been on the melatonin.