Gemmill

Aussie boxers who do mime on daytime tv then? 78741[/snapback] Joe Bugner? 78742[/snapback] For Gemmill: Joe Bugner competed for Australia in the Discus 78747[/snapback] "Did you know...?"-tastic!

Who's David Icke? Is it mancy?

There's nowt like stereotyping is there? I guess like most accounts, your normal attire includes brown nylon trousers and you're never parted from your tartan thermos... Saturday mornings spend collecting train numbers at the central station? 78750[/snapback] I see the truth is hurting you.

Give more detail in the question and you'll get a more detailed answer. 78722[/snapback] Exactly. We at least need to know what make the MP3 player is etc, although why women can't just read and follow instructions, I'll never know. Oh and babies don't come with instructions.

Agreed. We aren't doing particularly well, and we're doing nowhere near well enough to warrant the sort of dividends that the directors pay themselves, but we're not in any immediate financial danger.

So there's no better achievement in cricket than winning a two horse race. Just about sums the "sport" up. 78613[/snapback] So Ali beating Foreman wasn't a great achievement, on the basis it's a 'two horse race'? 78660[/snapback] Absurd comparison: 1) Boxing is not a team game. 2) He had to earn the right to be in that ring. England vs Oz happens every two years (or whatever), regardless. So once in a blue moon we beat them. Wow. 78677[/snapback] The way I hear it, you've earned the right to be in numerous rings over the years.

Golden rule of being an employee, you NEVER, NEVER go on national TV and call your manager, and by implication, the Chairman of the company you work for, a liar....... 78657[/snapback] The situation was manufactured by Souness in my opinion. We've really done this argument to death though, so let's not bring it up again, please? 78663[/snapback] I've no intention of doing the argument again, but if the lad never wanted to leave NUFC and though that the best way of demonstrating this was by arranging the "liar" interview, he must be monumentally stupid. FACT! 78665[/snapback] But what if Souness was lieing? We all know that Bellamy is not the brightest match in the box, and is likely to speak without thinking. Anyway, regardless, a bigger man than Souness would have sorted something out rather than huffing "he'll never play for me again". Wanker. 78674[/snapback] Will you stop trying to start up the Bellamy argument again, man?

It's not because we can't do it, it's just we like to keep the IT monkeys busy.

You sure she wasn't just the bird that sometimes does the sign language over the top of programmes?

She did it so her skirt wouldn't get in the way, apparently. 78667[/snapback] Do you read "Did you know...?" books from morning to night or what? 78668[/snapback] I know my cricket sunshine 78673[/snapback] There've been other non-cricket related incidents that point me towards the "Did you know...?" book theory. The limelight, for instance!

She did it so her skirt wouldn't get in the way, apparently. 78667[/snapback] Do you read "Did you know...?" books from morning to night or what?

Golden rule of being an employee, you NEVER, NEVER go on national TV and call your manager, and by implication, the Chairman of the company you work for, a liar....... 78657[/snapback] The situation was manufactured by Souness in my opinion. We've really done this argument to death though, so let's not bring it up again, please? 78663[/snapback] I've no intention of doing the argument again, but if the lad never wanted to leave NUFC and though that the best way of demonstrating this was by arranging the "liar" interview, he must be monumentally stupid. FACT!

I.T. staff are never useless but with all the shite we have to put up with day after day from mind numbingly stupid end users, we just don't give a shit anymore! 78655[/snapback] That's right, blame the users for your incompetence.....

Golden rule of being an employee, you NEVER, NEVER go on national TV and call your manager, and by implication, the Chairman of the company you work for, a liar.......

How do you invent something that you're incapable of demonstrating to anyone? She must have had a bloke that actually did it while she shouted out instructions.

Take your MP3 player and your favourite CD. Rub them together vigorously for about 5 minutes. Make sure it's the shiny side of the CD that you rub on the player. That should do it.

Craig, are you sure the reason you didn't build your own machine is because outside of the already-prepared step-by-step instructions that you provide when people tell you they have a particular error number, you are utterly useless. That seems to be the case with most IT departments.

You should concentrate more on popular culture and less on messing about on your unicycle tbh.

Next to Gemmill's Smoothie Maker tbh 78564[/snapback] I've got one actually. I use it to cook me borgas on.

Source? Press conference? Insider? L/M-type certainty? 78603[/snapback] No. FACT!

That was nowt more than a soundbite that he came up with when he crapped himself and realised that he was actually going to be sold for something that he would have got away with with no bother under the previous manager.

Have you ever seen a girl throw something far enough to injure someone, let alone kill? 78310[/snapback] I was the best spin bowler my school ever had I will let you know.... I could knock a gnats gonad off with one eye shut !!! 78317[/snapback] Aye but you discovered this accidentally whilst trying to do your "hardest throw".

If Bellamy scored against us I reckon he would go radio rental, give it the "shhhh" fingers to the lips business to the fans and everything. I don't know why anyone would think he wouldn't absolutely love it tbh.

But only if you could watch.

Did it occur to Rick Parry that the cricketers were rewarded because they were representing the nation, whilst Liverpool were representing a collection of dole-wallers sporting shocking perms and wearing shellsuits?