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Couple of the other lads in the day room.

Nowt funnier in 2024 than adverts with Peter Crouch teaching someone how to do the robot. Pure zeitgeist.

Man United. Again. Absolute dogshit and yet set to run out comfortable winners. It's fucking bizarre.

Tarkowski. What a bellend.

I hope it turns out to be nowt, strawb and that you aren't kept waiting too long to find out. Don't disappear from here if it helps to have somewhere to anonymously vent in the meantime.

Odgers Berndtson is the recruitment consultancy firm we're using, you fucking reading comprehension superstars.

I'm on Odyssey. Feels like I'm miles from getting it finished and I just keep skipping past all the cut scenes cos they're so fucking boring. The main character is a bellend.

Is Dune just for space-dweebs and mega nerds or can normal people enjoy it too?

The one sad thing is that the number of Tories standing down before the election is taking a lot of the comedy out of staying up all night.

You can tell sammynb is a proper Uncle Buck type. Black sheep of the family fo sho.

Let's get the double entry listed out lads. We could make it really fun with some T-accounts.

Right got ya. Well good luck with it, old chap. Which MCU first name have we picked out for this one?

Nah he's said he's "nailed on" to be here next season and that he needs patience, which is a rare commodity these days. In other words, shut your fucking shite Toontastic. I'm really sorry the kid isn't an immediate first team starter in his first season at the club, at the age of 19. That's my translation anyway.

Good luck with it all btw. I'm confused, has pulling forward the birtdate affected the childcare situation or was it always going to be like that but now it suddenly seems imminent?

Must be all the bravado.

Apparently the Tories always have a much lower vote share with this lot, but still. Reform only 5 points behind. Single figures by November.

Why do they do this job man? Just touring all the telly channels getting your arse handed to you and having to stand and smile sweetly.

Welcome back to the big time, Leicester!

Aye I know the loss is £90m. But that's fucking massive and it includes the proceeds from the sale of Mason Mount.

Derbyshire is quality. She won't last at the BBC if she keeps this up.

Their problem is that the players that will give them the profit they need are the homegrown lads (Gallagher, Reece James, etc), who are all young and ambitious. They're not about to throw their careers away by going to Saudi. I mean I'm not saying they won't be able to pull some sort of rabbit out of the hat, but it won't be easy.

It's clear from how snippy he gets in interviews, how much he's hating his life at the minute. Why stick it out for longer? It's entirely his decision at the end of the day. I really fucking hope it's May.