Gemmill

"Just call my name...."

Not to mention the sound of your tears sizzling as they hit the hot plate.

Jesus weptafragilisticexpialidocious tbh.

Strange. I've flown direct from Corfu to Newcastle direct in a 757 before. Apart from an emergency evacuation once, my most fightening experience on a plane was when I was flying back from America, about 1 am local time, the 31st September, 1997. The pilot announced "he had some terrible news for us". Already being a nervous flyer, I nearly shit my pants, convinced he was going to say that an engine had blown and we weren't going to make it to land or something (I was well aware we were in the mid-Atlantic). Thankfully, he went on to say "there's been a terrible car crash in Paris, and Dodi Fayed is dead and Dianna is critically injured". There was an audible sigh of relief from everyone on board. By the time we landed at Manchester, Dianna was declared dead. Later on I found out the match against Liverpool was cancelled. 86025[/snapback] Another example of the gross overreaction to that bint's death tbh. 86031[/snapback] Renton is Billy Liar man. There's only 30 days in September. This is just his way of feeling like he played a part in the whole Diana story - like people who have 9/11 stories and that. 86033[/snapback] August the 31st then. It's a true story as it happens, not really worth making up. 86039[/snapback] I was actually working at Manchester Airport that day in the food court in T1 arrivals. I know cos we had to turn all the fryers and broiler off as a mark of respect. 86215[/snapback] It's what she would've wanted.

Oooooh! Get her 86178[/snapback] Bit of content would be nice.

Avoiding the issue tbh.

You're spot on actually. 86152[/snapback] *lick* tbh. 86158[/snapback] Being slightly serious here for a minute Gemmill, it does seem the only argument you have on the Newcastle board at the moment is to evade the issues by taking the piss out the poster. Now we all like a bit of banter, but some content would nice too occasionally. So perhaps you'd like to tell us what was wrong with Isegrim's post, because I thought it was spot on? God, I sound like a teacher now. 86163[/snapback] Shut up man Renton. What issue exactly am I avoiding? I've said I think Souness's time is up and I admit we're crap at the minute. What I won't do is whine on about it constantly like you do, because I can't be bothered. So in the absence of that, and anything particularly positive to say, I'll take the mick. If that's ok with you like.

You're spot on actually. 86152[/snapback] *lick* tbh.

Souness has taken all the blame? What a joke, he will blame the tea lady before he blames himself. And yes, it's been fantastic the way he protects his players, especially when he implies that the ones he has at his disposal are shit and would never play if his door-openers were fit. Incidentally, Bolton and ManU have bigger injury problems than us and they seem to cope pretty well - could you imagine Souness' press conference after a game where he had to play a central defender and a striker in midfield? They would have to drag him out because he'd never stop going on about injuries. 85963[/snapback] I f***ing hate this banging on how happy everybody is and how they are all in it together. There is nothing to be happy about. The state of the team on the pitch is painful, they are producing rubbish performances. Though they all know what fate would await them if they came out to say the truth and that they are not good enough. I am also livid about Parker saying that Souness has taken all the criticism. FFS the tosser hasn't taken any criticism at all, but is hiding behind a countless number of excuses. He even had the nerve to say that he has done nothing wrong. 86119[/snapback] Wolfie's in a one-per! Wolfie's in a two-per! Wolfie's in a three-per! Wolfie's in a four-per! Wolfie's in a five-per! Wolfie's in a six-per! Wolfie's in a seven-per! Wolfie's in an eight-per! Wolfie's in a nine-per! WOLFIE'S IN A TEN-PER!!!!

That's spot on about Hugh Laurie in House. His accent is AWFUL. Don Cheadle's cockney accent in Ocean's 11 deserves a mention too. Dick Van Dyke-tastic!

There are 16 teams in the 5th Round 8 in the 6th Round 4 in the Semis 2 in the Final There's one winner 86111[/snapback] So THAT'S how it works!

Are you being remotely serious? 86103[/snapback] Are you looking for an argument like, tosspot? Of course I'd want us to win it if we got there, but I'd be GUTTED that I wasn't there.

Is this the last 16 we're in now then? When you look at the draw we got off pretty lightly.

I'm on holiday for FA Cup final day so we'd better bloody not win it!

All that was missing was the 'whistling dixie' in the background! 86071[/snapback] Perhaps Renton could drive the General Lee whilst he's flying 86087[/snapback] Renton P Coltrane tbh.

As mentioned earlier, the NE corner is a mare to get out of. Although 11 minutes is stretching it a bit. 86084[/snapback] I'm in Level 7 right in the middle of a row, and I reckon I'm still out before 11 minutes passes. It's got to be one of the stupidest stats ever as well btw!

Hollywood Irish accents do tend to be awful. Brad Pitt's in that IRA film a few year's back was desperate. Tom Cruise as well in that thing with Nicole Kidman. Really, really bad.

Who are these idiots that leave the ground 11 minutes after the whistle?? And that's on average. Seen as most people leave either before, or just after the whistle there must be someone stopping there for a while to get this average to 11 minutes. Unless they're including the ground staff.

Man United have apparently asked that FIFA punish Chelsea for this Mikel business by imposing a transfer ban and excluding them from certain competitions. Whilst I think Man United are out of order asking for this sort of thing, I would find it canny funny if Chelsea got a ban from the CL or something (if found guilty of being up to no good). Following the way they behaved with Ashley Cole, it wouldn't surprise me at all if they'd done similar with this lad. All it would do banning them from competitions is level the playing field slightly which I would have no problem with.

He's taken time out from defending his mate (one for the Souness haters there ) to write an article all about how just because Rio Ferdinand played in midfield yesterday against Wolves, doesn't mean he'll play there in the World Cup. Now THAT is what you call insight.

I was first like.

Not sure I follow. It's a fact you're more likely to drive on the way to the airport than on the flight itself (especially in some foreign countries), but that doesn't help people who have developed phobias much, unfortunately, no matter how much you tell yourself it. 86035[/snapback] Aye, the pilot'll very rarely let you have a go like.

Strange. I've flown direct from Corfu to Newcastle direct in a 757 before. Apart from an emergency evacuation once, my most fightening experience on a plane was when I was flying back from America, about 1 am local time, the 31st September, 1997. The pilot announced "he had some terrible news for us". Already being a nervous flyer, I nearly shit my pants, convinced he was going to say that an engine had blown and we weren't going to make it to land or something (I was well aware we were in the mid-Atlantic). Thankfully, he went on to say "there's been a terrible car crash in Paris, and Dodi Fayed is dead and Dianna is critically injured". There was an audible sigh of relief from everyone on board. By the time we landed at Manchester, Dianna was declared dead. Later on I found out the match against Liverpool was cancelled. 86025[/snapback] Another example of the gross overreaction to that bint's death tbh. 86031[/snapback] Renton is Billy Liar man. There's only 30 days in September. This is just his way of feeling like he played a part in the whole Diana story - like people who have 9/11 stories and that.

Probably the scariest flight I've ever been on was going to Florida when I was 8. The turbulence was horrendous, and there were loads of those moments where the plane just drops like a stone and you think it's never gonna right itself. Most of those moments were followed by various drunk people throughout the plane shouting "YEEEEEEHAWWW!" like the Dukes of Hazard though, which made it all seem a bit less worrying. Good old Brits abroad.