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Ditto Aye, made the mistake of listening to Radio One the other day, and that prick Scott Mills is running a campaign to get the single to number one. Wow, how zany and original of you.

Wow, that's a really stupid thing to say. It seems you and Shepherd are two peas from the same pod. I especially like the way you put plans in quotation marks, as if they're some sort of outlandish concept.

Congratulations Ritchie, that's class news.

Pilates is good and it works. Feels like you've been hit by a car the day after you do it for the first time.

Bumped you, why?

Not yet, no. Fits and starts tbh.

No clotted cream? Or hay? My dad's from St. Ives and would eat clotted cream with EVERYTHING if he could.

Ok, ta. I'll have a good look at it and the forums over the weekend and see what I think. It's not cheap, and I don't want to just hand the cash over for it if I'm then never gonna bother with it. I've got plenty to be getting on with for the time being without it really.

How long do his bollockings normally keep you in line for? He's getting a good run out of the tuna pasta one to be fair to him.

Yeah I only got it last night but need to have a proper mess around with it. It was information overload cos I downloaded that, tourney manager, and pokertracker AND set myself up on Party. Is there anywhere that gives an idea on practical uses for Pokertracker btw? I had a dead quick look last night (too quick), but there just seems so much info that I couldn't make a lot of sense of it. I think it has forums so presumably there's stuff on there, but just wondered if you knew of a first port of call?

It is magnificent isnt it. Sometimes you can get into a position where you just push every hand, it drives people crazy To be honest, I couldn't believe it at first when it's doing the calculations and I'm thinking how can it possibly be a +EV move to push with that hand, but when you work through it all, it makes sense - bit of a eureka moment. The bloke is obviously a bit of a genius, but he really explains the concepts well in the tutorials too. I am right in thinking that there are currently only two tutorials available, aren't I? Or am I missing out on some?

I don't post over there. I am signed up under a pseudonym though.

Have you seen Erasure?

I pretty much just stand there at gigs tbh. Don't do dancing, so what else is there to do? People talking is annoying though, especially when there's loads and there's just a constant murmuring sound.

Downloaded sng-analyzer btw. The tutorials are ridiculous - it felt like I was being let in on some huge secret reading them. The sooner he finishes the rest of them, the better.

Ahhh, so you were there. Aye, good advice. As soon as I'd done it, and he called, I knew I was in the shit. I must have only played about 4 bloody hands the whole game as well. I should have just folded but I'd had no sort of cards (apart from the spawny AKo where I was all-in against the big-stack's Aces and spawned a straight ) and was getting trigger-happy.

You keep spaghetti hoops in your freezer? I thought that but assumed he opened a tin to use as a sauce, the utter tramp that he is. McGroin is a proper Harry like! Bamp!

Aye, it wasn't you then. I'll let you off.

That fact worries me, as it means I actually have something in common with him What's your name on there then? It might have been you that was getting the bollocking.

On Skunkers? I went over there once and saw him get a gobful off someone for the fact that EVERY TIME someone mentions Newcastle Online, he always has to remind everyone how he's banned from there.

This isn't the "Glakey Drips" thread!?

Ah right, cheers. Might have a bit more read about it when I get home. Email from Full Tilt this morning: If Party are going ahead with their initial claims, it would be canny if everyone migrated to Full Tilt, as the set-up on there is good.

Didn't see this first time round. Good luck with it. Sounds like there could be worst places to be stationed.

Canteen? How many people are there at you work? Hundreds. Why? I work for a multi-billion pound multi-national tha knaas? PWC you work for wasn't it? Is it the PWC over the road from Northumbria Uni? Had training in there and seemed canny small. Nah, I used to work for them, but yeah, it's the place on Sandyford Road. PwC have the worst offices of the big accountancy firms in Newcastle, but they're too tight to move. I escaped a couple of years ago after 7 looooong years with them.

Canteen? How many people are there at you work? Hundreds. Why? I work for a multi-billion pound multi-national tha knaas?