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Reform has called a press conference. Expectation is that they'll announce Lee Anderson's defection. Good start to the week for the Tories. The hits are never ending atm.

I had the same a week or so ago. He's got a look of Clarence Boddicker about him.

10 more PL games left to have to listen to this fucking thoroughbred cocknose.

Wtf is Doku doing there. It's not a penalty at all for me but his hesitation was fucking idiotic. Proper bottler.

Luis Diaz must be a chronic asthmatic.

Bringing Doku on seems like a mistake. He's like Maxi most of the time.

If he had any balls he'd just immediately call an election.

Drury and Neville synchronised their orgasms there.

Ederson. Weird though cos he was allowed to do that without it even being a foul against us.

Get in.

Getting genuinely excited at the prospect of Liverpool cycling through a few managers and returning to also-ran status over the next 5 seasons or so.

Cost them £70m less than two years ago, and he's still got over 2 years of his contract to run. Good old Erik.

Just the 23 shots on goal for Everton at Old Trafford yesterday. That lot are due a fucking pasting off someone soon.

How many times has Jack Clarke carried the ball into the box so far today? Vinicius Junior's been asking.

It's been a difficult way to discover that, far from holding them back, having Mick Beale as manager was the only thing keeping their heads above water.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/mar/09/kc-chiefs-fans-amputations-playoff-game Contrast this with CT missing two goals to get out of the rain. PATHETIC. If he had his knob amputated, it would cut down on toilet trips.

Couple of the other lads in the day room.

Nowt funnier in 2024 than adverts with Peter Crouch teaching someone how to do the robot. Pure zeitgeist.

Man United. Again. Absolute dogshit and yet set to run out comfortable winners. It's fucking bizarre.

Tarkowski. What a bellend.

I hope it turns out to be nowt, strawb and that you aren't kept waiting too long to find out. Don't disappear from here if it helps to have somewhere to anonymously vent in the meantime.

Odgers Berndtson is the recruitment consultancy firm we're using, you fucking reading comprehension superstars.