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90920[/snapback] He's German, you flid!

Named after her cats actually! 90745[/snapback] So what's the lads name? I used to play 5 a side with a load of the lads that worked there. It's a small world! You know people there, Manc-Mag's eaten there. 90832[/snapback] Manc-mag's a tubby knacker with a penchant for shagging students. I suspect he's visited most of Heaton's eateries.

No.6: Er lads. What's happened to my arm?

Renton, normally you love a bit cheesy melodrama like that. I reckon it's a good effort all in all, and most importantly, it's getting media attention, even if at the minute it is only the Journal. It could do with a banner proclaiming it the "Oldest and Greatest Hitzfeld for the Toon Website" though. Go on HTT, you know you wanna.

Backs against the wall stuff, or what.....

No, because you didn't add "Having said that, he shouldn't have been sent off for celebrating his goal a few weeks ago, so it's sorted itself out." to your post... 90874[/snapback] Ok, do you think Robben should have been sent off for that? Regardless of who he plays for? 90877[/snapback] No, but I can't see how this is relevant for the incident involving Reina ... ... unless you want to play the referee's cock-up down and exculpate Robben in some way. 90885[/snapback] Blue is the colour, Football is the game. We're all together and winning is the game. So cheer us on through the wind and rain because Chelsea, Chelsea is our name. Chew-see Chew-see! Chew-see Chew-see! 90889[/snapback]

Have a look at Happy Face's finances thread, and think again before buying a shirt - look at Dougie Hall's payrise since 1999! 90820[/snapback] Feck me, I haven't bought a shirt for ages (most recent is the one with blue trimming, circa 2000) for just those reasons but I'm tempted with the post Souness rejuvanation going on. 90826[/snapback] I've got this season's, but only cos catmag got me one that says "Happy 30th, Scott", written and signed by the Lord himself.

Have a look at Happy Face's finances thread, and think again before buying a shirt - look at Dougie Hall's payrise since 1999!

Anyone that really celebrates Shearer's retirement would have to be a bit daft, but the way he's played for a lot of this season it'll be something of a relief tbh as he's really struggled.

Anyone else get their 48 page goal-den tribute to Shearer in the Chronicle last night - 48 pages FFS! That's nearly as big as a normal edition of the Chronicle. I bet you Shearer got his.

could be given time, best signing since Bellamy without a doubt 90406[/snapback] Who? 90527[/snapback] but I said this about Zoggy after one game so I've got to stick to it .... 90566[/snapback] You also said Steven Taylor will be a future captain of the full England team. 90698[/snapback] not if he doesn't recover from his shoulder injury he won't 90771[/snapback] That's the only thing holding him back though, right?

I don't know. I wouldn't put it past them, although I think it's probably unlikely.

Apart from SWP, who have they done that with? 90681[/snapback] Just recently their interest in Theo Walcott made me think of it. 90744[/snapback] The interest that Liverpool, Man United, Spurs and Arsenal had too? 90749[/snapback] Blue-tinted specs tbh.

Good decision. You can't have one team kicking the shite out of the other just because they got beat.

Hey, Dotbum, as an Irishman, can you tell me what chance we have of getting O'Neill? I realise he's from the North, but you're in a better position than most of us to comment.

Isegrim's quite knowledgeable, so that's one difference straight away 90730[/snapback] You've been blinded by the fact he has "Dr." before his name.

You realise that asking Isegrim whether Hitzfeld would come because they're both German, makes about as much sense as asking me whether Allardyce would come.

Gol, let's face it, as a dyed-in-the-wool Chelsea fan, you're finding it hard to be impartial here.

The thought of you spinning on your little baldy head on a subbuteo board, nnot to mention grabbing your crotch with Michael Jackson on.

If you really want to impress her then the Singing Hinny is the place to go, good for a bit of footsie in there too, failing that I'd plum for Belle and Herbs at the bottom of Wacky's street, you've got to have a stomach like the half ton man to finish off the Big English breakfast in there like. £2.50 for heels, not bad. I find the price of shirts in charity shops a bit steep tbh, seeing as i got a darzer one brand new from Mexx at Royal Quays last night for £4 they want £3 for a crusty old chequey number belonging to an incontinent tramp! 90106[/snapback] Pretty sure that's catmag's mate's place. Or it used to be anyway.

There is nothing more boring on telly than the Grand Prix. Chequered FACT!

I'm the best of the best tbh.

More crashing bore than flashing blade tbh.

McDonald doesn't talk crap at all 90071[/snapback] He does like. 90157[/snapback] Isn't that what your hero Souness thought as well though? 20 goal a season man! He doesn't talk half as much crap as you to be fair. 90159[/snapback] I can only imagine if they gave you a slot on there. It would be like on Nightowls when people used to ring in saying they were gonna commit suicide, only this time it would be EVERY caller.

McDonald doesn't talk crap at all 90071[/snapback] He does like.