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Wellllll - if you'd been on the A1 at Dishforth many years ago you would have seen me stall a glider at 400 ft.......... close....... very, very close indeed W Nile disease is for whimps - now Lasa Fever - there's a disease to worry about 91459[/snapback] I've got this mental image of you in a beige jungle explorer outfit and silly hat complete with magnifying glass and butterfly net. "Ohhhhh when I was in the tropical rainforest, I was attacked by the most venomous creature imaginable. I just bit my own arm off - that did the trick!" 91477[/snapback] Rob W is Aldridge Prior.

It was rumoured on the 606 forums. If it were true, you'd have seen a lot of money going on Hoddle this morning, which it hasn't. Same happened with Souness IIRC. 91493[/snapback] Blatant wind-up. From everything Shepherd has said so far about having to get this one right, there is no WAY he would inflict Hoddle on us.

Don't start a public forum and then moan about people posting. The MAJORITY of my posts were trying (and failing) to get people off my back. I think if you want to start cutting back on the people clogging it up it's only fair you have a word with Mr Prolific (alex). He's got getting on for 6000 posts, of which probably several hundred were attacks on me. I know he's in the gang and everything, but you can't seriously be trying to get me to believe that I'm responsible for the ills of slow servers. Also the quote feature seems to be a bit over enthusiastic, to be fair I normally try and chop the first posts off. 91473[/snapback] Fucking hell, man! 91476[/snapback] Amazing. AF, I think the only way for you to survive unscathed on this board is if you put EVERYONE on ignore. That way no one can upset you and none of us have to put up with threads in which you bemoan the nasty way you're treated.

Thanks man, I appreciate it. I really don't think I'm being out of order in asking for it to calm down a bit. 91447[/snapback] For Christ's sake, you are honestly the wettest bloke I've ever come across. I've tried to be nice and see it from your point of view, but I'm afraid I've come to the conclusion that you really are a big soft nancy boy! Now shut up and stop looking for a) sympathy, and b ) attention. Honestly, stop wittering on about how mean everyone is to you. Are you not embarrassed by the way you're carrying on? I bet as a kid you were the sort where you were always crying to the point where your parents just used to ignore it because you would just start bealing at the drop of a hat. I'm reminded of the scene in the Godfather when the showbiz bloke comes home and is whining and crying about something going "Oh what can I do" and Don Corleone grabs him and shakes him and goes "You can act like a MAN!". It's about time you started.

Someone's started an O'Neill Campaign thread on N-O, which has been locked instantly. It's Hitzfeld or no-one by the looks of things!

He's changed his mind and apologised. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/africa/4697024.stm

There is a big difference between me joking with you about some characteristic and just randomly slagging someone off, unprovoked in a random thread. Seriously, it's annoying. 91279[/snapback] ....and away we go again.... 91281[/snapback] No, I've said my bit, I'm not biting! How's it going BTW? 91285[/snapback] Here he goes again. "No, but seriously, you should consider drawing for a living. Find a partner that's willing to work while you sit around the house all day - it's what I did."

There is a big difference between me joking with you about some characteristic and just randomly slagging someone off, unprovoked in a random thread. Seriously, it's annoying. 91279[/snapback] I've lost count of the number of times I've turned up at the end of a day, clicked into a thread about something or other, and found a load of references to me being fat and ginger, despite not having been posting that day at all, never mind in that thread. But after the paramedics broke down my door, worked out what tablets I'd taken, pumped my stomach, re-started my heart twice, and I woke up in hospital, I realised that it's all just good fun.

Look I appreciate the difference, I don't fly off the handle when people take the piss out of certain things, but for Sheargol to say what he did is WAY beyond piss taking. There are a couple of people here who really are offensive and they're now on my ignore list. The best judge of whether something is offensive is not the person doing the piss taking. I'm not freaking out, I'm calm and about to start my work, but there's a line and I have the right to ask for it not to be crossed. Now call me Chesney and we'll move on 91269[/snapback] Aye it's nearly lunchtime, and somewhere there's an advert missing a jingle. Best get cracking.

What's his nationality got to do with it? Did it stop him managing Wycombe or Leicester? Also, there would be more media attention attached to the England job. 91244[/snapback] Do Wycombe and Leicester represent England like? Jesus Renton, I would have thought the point I was making was fairly obvious. Do you think Alex Ferguson, as a proud Scot, would want the England job? Have you got completely the wrong end of the stick and thought I was talking about whether he would fancy the Newcastle job? 91251[/snapback] Aye, wrong end of the stick. Soz like. 91257[/snapback] Flidfeatures.

What's his nationality got to do with it? Did it stop him managing Wycombe or Leicester? Also, there would be more media attention attached to the England job. 91244[/snapback] Do Wycombe and Leicester represent England like? Jesus Renton, I would have thought the point I was making was fairly obvious. Do you think Alex Ferguson, as a proud Scot, would want the England job? Have you got completely the wrong end of the stick and thought I was talking about whether he would fancy the Newcastle job?

Why are you joining in? I'm not aware that we've ever had a problem personally so why jump in with the clique? I've never personally insulted you and I'd appreciate it if you'd just stop. 91216[/snapback] Has to go down as one of the biggest overreactions EVER to a pixellated yella bloke rolling his eyes. You're doing it again, AF.......... 91219[/snapback] To you it's one roll of the eyes, but there's a CONSTANT stream of crap that comes my way from a few idiots here. I have a few people on ignore, but I don't see why Meenzer needs to join in. 91227[/snapback] Everyone on here has things that people take the mick out of - I'm supposedly (yes, supposedly!) fat and ginger, Geordie Fish is the size of a fecking house (FACT!), SLP is short, Alex is bald, Wacky is a midget, Meenzer's gay, mancy thinks he's Jamaican, etc.etc. Everyone else goes along with the jokes and can poke fun at themself, except you. I don't want to get into another one of these threads, but stop taking yourself so seriously. And don't tell me it's different with you because it's constant blah blah etc, because there's plenty people get grief on here and the reason it isn't constant and doesn't blow up on them all the time is cos they can go along with it and have a laugh. For some reason, you can't. Lesson over. Class dismissed.

Why are you joining in? I'm not aware that we've ever had a problem personally so why jump in with the clique? I've never personally insulted you and I'd appreciate it if you'd just stop. 91216[/snapback] Has to go down as one of the biggest overreactions EVER to a pixellated yella bloke rolling his eyes. You're doing it again, AF..........

Alex and Renton will be there in matching hot pants and feather boas. They both LOVE Erasure. 91185[/snapback] And you can wear your pink t-shirt! Eeeeexcellent! I'll get the tickets booked. 91187[/snapback]

Is this sort of thread the message board equivalent of "The 50 most...." programmes on Channel 5 every week? We should get Jimmy Fallon in to host them.

Alex and Renton will be there in matching hot pants and feather boas. They both LOVE Erasure.

I much prefer the Quo.

Anyone else think he won't fancy it? I can't see him really wanting the job given a) the media shit that comes with it (it's the last thing him and his family need), and his nationality. Just what I think anyway.

I'll do one if you like.

My Name Is Young 90957[/snapback] Some of the busiest rhymes ever made by man Are goin' into this mic, written by this hand Are comin' out of this mouth, made by this tongue I'll tell you now my name, my name is Young Fucking mint tune like. Not heard it for time. 90960[/snapback] To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

That site will die a death pretty soon. It's too caveat.

The ghost of Rod Hull tbh.

I ensure you that Wacky doesn't have access to any of my family albums tbh, so there's little chance of any photo's of me being posted on here, I would post one of me simply to satisfy the female population of the board (and Meenzer) but I don't know how to. 90887[/snapback] Let's 'ave it then you rhaaaaaaaaaaaastclart! Get that technical wizard-cum-state registered gnome, Whopper Jnr to host it for you! 90922[/snapback] 90927[/snapback] What you laughing at? you fat, ginger cunt 90929[/snapback] That description of you, Thumbelina.

Cigarillo tbh. Cheroot.

I ensure you that Wacky doesn't have access to any of my family albums tbh, so there's little chance of any photo's of me being posted on here, I would post one of me simply to satisfy the female population of the board (and Meenzer) but I don't know how to. 90887[/snapback] Let's 'ave it then you rhaaaaaaaaaaaastclart! Get that technical wizard-cum-state registered gnome, Whopper Jnr to host it for you! 90922[/snapback]