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What we should do is offer £17m. Price Liverpool out of the market.

Not only do they sign Bellamy, now they're getting the bloke that would make us stop talking about Bellamy. That's just mean.

Has been signed, I said. Sorry, is hopefully being signed is what I meant. Gol, Mourinho has said that only one other player is being allowed to leave Chelsea this summer. Supposedly it's Del Horno going back to Spain. So I think the SWP £10m loan thing was just paper talk.

at the bit in bold. Robert completely written out of NUFC history. 162692[/snapback] Not to mention the young French lad who spent all last season on the LW. 162700[/snapback] Eh? Who? Oliver's a prick man! Unless N'Zogbia is leaving, there's no way Duff has been signed to play on the left wing. IMO.

You have to watch him properly to get that he's eccentric? He's a cock man woman man!

at the bit in bold. Robert completely written out of NUFC history.

them daft half short half trouser things? come down past your calf? 162666[/snapback] yes. fuck you trendy as fuck 162671[/snapback] Long cargo shorts indeed. Those were capri pants mate - they came down well past your knees.

I'm wondering whether the Zog isn't on the move tbh. He still hasn't signed the contract he was given a couple of months back and this is the last year of his contract. Maybe this is a pre-emptive move to make sure we have a replacement in before we lose him. Let's face it, if he continues improving at the rate he is at the minute, he'll soon have outgrown us.

So, would you say that it was Bellamy's goal scoring that made him so crucial to us? 162622[/snapback] I never thought he was crucial to us. 162633[/snapback] You're wrong there like. His pace and running was one of the most important factors in our success during that time.

Wrong.

He could play the Bellamy role. He could also play on the left or right wing. Now are you disobeying me on purpose?

You have no idea where or how Roeder plans to play him, assuming we sign him. Until you do, zip it. 162576[/snapback] No, because 2 or 3 people suddnenly got erections at the thought of him playing the bellamy role, that apparently he plays so well for ireland. Stop deluding yourselves, hes a decent left winger. However we already have a very good left winger and he didnt cost 10mil and his wages arent ridiculous. In fact there are 4 or 5 other positions we need players for first. Oh and we still dont have a striker on the books who can get into double figures. Duff isnt going to change that. wherever roeder plans to play him. 162601[/snapback] Have we signed Duff in place of a striker like? Like I said, keep it ZIPPED!

Would you ever wear them with Capri pants though???

It's not an acronym, nerdling. 162562[/snapback] Gay-lick isn't it? (Ali G - sorry couldn't resist). Speaking of acronyms, HTT is loving this Duff speculation. Perfect opportunity for an indepth strengths/weaknesses analysis. 162574[/snapback] I like the posts where he goes: What we need is a player who...... and then just lists a series of nice footballing phrases that he's heard pundits come out with. And I know he'll be looking on here, so no, I'm not two-faced because I tell you you talk shit on there too.

You have no idea where or how Roeder plans to play him, assuming we sign him. Until you do, zip it.

I watched his 1 Leicester Square show on MTV the other night. What an annoying tosser!

aye, cos that'd never happen with flip flops.... Mong Sandals are cool cos Jesus wore em. In Your FACE! 162550[/snapback] I said flip flops were ok by the pool dumb shit! This knob wore sandals in town and everything. Anyway, didn't you have Capri pants on the other day, rendering your opinion on this worthless??

It's a listed building isn't it? For its size, Gateshead town centre is the biggest shithole on the planet, with the possible exception of Sunderland. 162518[/snapback] It would make any "Shit Buildings" list you could care to think of, but I'm not sure about it being a proper listed building. Why is it listed?

I dont know what youre on about. Like most warm blooded males, I could listen to Sly Stallone talk north east multi storey car parks all day. Big puff tbh. 162515[/snapback] This one's on the SOUTH side of the Tyne though. You got that?

Aye I mentioned that yesterday. Sell-outs tbh.

Are they ever gonna knock that horrible car park in Gateshead town centre down? I remember when they were planning it a few years back, and Sylvester Stallone spoke out against it, because it was in a scene from Get Carter. What a knob!

They don't tend to commit on a story until they've got some inside track on it. We'll see though, because if Spurs came in with a better offer, it could be all change. Supposedly they're miles off in terms of the wage Duff wants though - he's supposedly already taking a £10k per week cut to come here.

That was a howling wolf btw.

I don't know what you mean tbh. There's not a single empty shop. There's some crap like the Ex-Catalogue store, but we've got our HMV and Woolies and WHSmith and Game, and Cafe Nero and Maccy Deez and JJB sports and Argos and Dixons and Curries and loads of wifey clothes shops etc like all the main streets in the land. And it's always heaving. All we're missing is some good blokes clothes shops. Serious investment has been made in building big new shops (Next, River Island, Debenhams and something else) on the land where the fire station used to be. If you want to see somewhere run-down, look at Laygate. Or North Shields, Or Gatesheed, Or Sunderland. 162489[/snapback] Mebbes I need to go back and have a look, but last time I was there it looked as scabby as owt. I know North Shields is run-down, but I don't remember South Shields looking too much better.

That is shocking!