Gemmill

aaaaaaalan, don't worry about the fact that Ritchie is 27 and still a student. He's very small so he was put back a few years at school so that he fit in with his classmates. He's just finished juniors.

Name: Scott Sex: Male Age: Thorty Occupation: Financial Accountant and Part-Time Street Entertainer

That one needs to go up on your website when you get it sorted.

Basically, if your name's not Leazes Mag, you fall into "the majority" or most people as he sometimes refers to it. For example: Most people thought Shola was an adequate replacement for Shearer Most people thought Boumsong was great just because he was foreign. The fact that most people thought nothing of the sort is totally irrelevant to his argument. He attributes the tag most people to whoever he's arguing with, as it makes it a damn sight easier than actually arguing the points they're putting to him.

Foolish children.

We don't even have a manager and I can't see Shepherd being a keen Cagliari fan. That has to be bollocks.

94512[/snapback] I've read this about three times now, wtf? 94788[/snapback] Can't get enough? I agree though, wtf??

This morning I went to the gym before work (honest!) and showered before I left the house the gym and then after before coming to work. Soopashowerfan tbh. 94736[/snapback] I bet you contributed towards Live8 as well, you hypocrit. 94738[/snapback] I didn't actually. Too busy preening.

This morning I went to the gym before work (honest!) and showered before I left the house the gym and then after before coming to work. Soopashowerfan tbh.

Don't you think there's more of smoking culture in Britain though? Especially Working Mens Clubs? I was going to pop down there last night to see the chairs flying through the windows after the vote. The place is a tabbers haven, it seems like everyone in there smokes apart from a small handfull. They recently brought about a rule where they banned smoking at the bar and there was fucking hell on! Still, it will be nice to sup my pint in there without feeling like I've had a packet of tabs myself. By the way Gemmill, how bad was it when you worked in the bookies? Far worse for smoke in there than pubs imo, them were the days I needed two showers after 7 hours of working in smoke! 94571[/snapback] Presumably he went to bed stinking of smoke, as he showers in the morning. 94574[/snapback] Back the fuck up - Gemmill showers in the morning so he's clean for the day and that makes HIM a tramp? 94707[/snapback] They just don't get it Luke. Renton and SLP shower the night before and then just get up and go to work. Pooooooh, stinky!

When I was a lad, I used to work 27 hours down the pit... 94701[/snapback] These "medical writers" don't know they're born mate!

Unlucky mate. How long had you been seeing her? 94555[/snapback] 5 month now, but she just won't finish with him. I do rather bring it on myself I suppose. 94559[/snapback] just think of it this way, she doesnt want you enough to give up the other guy, its harsh but true...do you really want to be with someone who cant give you all of herself? And would you ever trust her in the future anyway? 94639[/snapback] Only a girl could get away with using a phrase like that. You've been watching Dr. Phil, Toonraider.

"One of my friends" eh? Sounds like he means a bit more than that to you tbh.

We should set up a Tony Horne wind-up phone call where he rings HTT live on Metro and pretends to be Hitzfeld, complete with crappy German accent. He could tell HTT that he wanted him to be the first to know that he WILL be Newcastle's next boss, and listen as HTT simultaneously filled his kegs and tried to start a thread on N-O.

Worst case scenario is a strangulated hernia but we'll not go into that.... 94615[/snapback] Please do.

By the way, criminal negligence from catmag as the first medical person "on the scene" who failed to diagnose an umbilical hernia. Lawsuit pending tbh.

Sounds nasty. One thing is sure - peasepud is gonna love reading this when he gets back on.

Dump her then DON'T tell her boyfriend tbh.

Ahhh, Renton. Always the one for drama. That's mah boy! 94594[/snapback] No drama about it, I'm being serious. It sounds like an umbilical hernia to me, and if it's not treated, he could have serious problems with it. 94603[/snapback] "....before you wake up and your guts are slipping out of a hole in your abdomen." Nah, no drama there like.

Hold the phones lads. I'm getting word through that this is NOT THE SAME John Robertson.

Ahhh, Renton. Always the one for drama. That's mah boy!

Don't you think there's more of smoking culture in Britain though? Especially Working Mens Clubs? I was going to pop down there last night to see the chairs flying through the windows after the vote. The place is a tabbers haven, it seems like everyone in there smokes apart from a small handfull. They recently brought about a rule where they banned smoking at the bar and there was fucking hell on! Still, it will be nice to sup my pint in there without feeling like I've had a packet of tabs myself. By the way Gemmill, how bad was it when you worked in the bookies? Far worse for smoke in there than pubs imo, them were the days I needed two showers after 7 hours of working in smoke! 94571[/snapback] Presumably he went to bed stinking of smoke, as he showers in the morning. 94574[/snapback] Wrong. I did used to go to bed stinking of smoke, but that's because I worked in a nightclub AFTER the bookies and wasn't about to come home and wake myself up by having a shower at 3 or 4am. SLP, it was disgusting working in the bookies. I used to get minging headaches because of the smoke - the state of some of the people you used to get in there though. There was this old biddy called Pat who had literally no fingernails left cos she'd bitten them completely off whilst nervously awaiting the result of her 3pence tricast on the dogs. She came in when we opened the doors, and she left when we closed having spent probably 50 pence all day. I'm not sure about a smoking culture in the US vs. here. By the time I got there the ban was already well underway so you didn't really see what it was like before then. I get what you're saying about working men's clubs and that, but (as a non-smoker obviously) I see it as a good thing. It'll hopefully discourage kids from getting into tabbing in the first place, if they can't do it in pubs, although probably not cos they'll be addicted by the time they graduate from the bus shelter.

You forgot "the wheel", old-timer.

Fancy her boyfriend turning up on Valentine's day! Wullie mate, get rid. If she's not prepared to finish with him then you're wasting your time. A lad with your sunny demeanour and zest for life should be able to get a new lass in no time.

Our new boss might be able to make a player of Viana. He sounded interested for a bit in coming back until Souness didn't give him the "put an arm around him" treatment when we played them in the UEFA. Hopefully one of the newly promoted teams will foolishly think that Nicky Butt is the sort of player they need. It would be good to see his career in freefall - serves him right, as far as I'm concerned it was him that decided we were beneath him and his performances demonstrated that, the little get.