Gemmill

IT'S YOUR PATTER!

Completely careless in possession. These aren't even in the top ten away sides we've played this season. Lucky it's not 3-1 there.

Pleased Sterling is a greedy prick.

Willock should've scored there.

Fancy us to go on and win this now. Anyone planning a "uhuhuhuh well that's a guaranteed loss then" response, have a shiny SHIT PATTER AWARD in advance.

Get in! What a finish.

Didn't they pay over £100m for this Enzo dope?

Knee fucked. This could be a lengthy one.

Not when we give away a corner.

Are they gonna book that little cunt?!

Cuccurella celebrating a block like its the 98th minute of the cup final. Daft little prick.

Ref is letting them off with some nonsense. Why not eh? It's all good fun.

Cuccurella's hair is ridiculous. What does he think he looks like ffs? He's like a rabbi Medusa.

I still think we can win tonight. These look brittle as fuck.

Has Bruno removed Caicedo's heart, Temple of Doom style?

Fuck off.

Barnes out with a "minor" hamstring injury.

The natives are getting restless. It's all Rishi's fault!

If he backs down in Tory seats he just becomes another tool of the Tory Party and all of his big talk comes to nowt. I think he's said enough now to make that very unlikely. He knows they probably won't have a single MP after the election, but he loves the limelight and the exposure will make him some money, and that'll do him.

I think he's got until the 20th or something like that. So there's enough time for another defection or two and some new polling to show the effects.

Middleton claiming she's just been getting her photoshop on.

This could conceivably bounce Sunak into an early election. If he thinks more of his MPs will defect, it will definitely start to eat into their polling at an accelerated rate. If he goes sooner he stops the bleeding.

Fucking clown isn't he. On the plus side he's just further damaged his old party's chances at the next election, and he'll do more damage over the coming days as he gradually gets talked into rubbishing them.

Get him snapped up, mackems. Bally's natural successor.