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Interestingly enough, Pluto was at the well known dogging site St Mary's Lighthouse. Another of Renton's recommendations.

I told my lass (repeatedly) that we'd be walking to Uranus and then heading back, but we had to abort the mission on account of its shitness. Her anus remains uncharted territory.

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE PLANET VENUS! A well sucked gobstopper stuck to the end of a straw. It's the new Willie Wonka Land.

The sun was a fucking large beachball. All the other planets were about the size of a pea. Genuinely the worst recommendation anyone has EVER made on here. Worse than any of CT's by a mile.

I'm talking about American Pie, not Dazzler's paedo box set.

Worth it for introducing the world to that lass who gets her baps out.

Looks great. Must admit I'd love somewhere a bit out in the sticks instead of the new build shite I'm living in atm. One day maybe. CT will take that jacuzzi off your hands, no bother. Do you take crypto?

For someone who rarely comes into General Chat, for you to take the time to come here and post THIS. OF ALL THINGS. THIS!? DISGUSTING!

I watched it. This is a pretty good summary.

Alex Jones has a message for the people posting in this thread:

Best thing about all this was Flynn rolling all those Rs.

Sorry to hear your news Gloomy. Must be a horrible time for your wife. Awful watching people you love suffer.

This cunt is so bad at this. On a day where he should have been contrite, he's come out sneering.

Lying to people that you're the party of low taxes isn't working.

I needed my nappy changed.

Nice one Dave, great news.

I'm beginning to think Frank Hester might be racist.

Pleased we're not on the cunt list. Forest though. Might be stealing from their future selves at current rate of going.

Lads, he just sometimes says things that racists would say, but the thing that separates him from the racists that say the same stuff is that he just actually isn't racist. He just says the same stuff. And honestly it's really upsetting for him at the minute that people have leapt to the wrong conclusions about him.

I also enjoyed "he's not a racist, he just SOUNDS like one".

Just to be clear, I was simply lumping myself in with the thickos to make them feel better about themselves. OF COURSE I didn't think it was repeatable this season with all the extra games. I didn't think it would hammer us as badly as it has, but then it wouldn't have had we not had the ridiculous set of injuries.

New version of I can't be racist cos I'm friends with some black people. Just fuck all of this lot.

Totally agree with this. I think expectations have got all fucked up because of the success of last season. All any of us should expect at this stage is for regular progress to be made at each transfer window, within the ridiculous confines of FFP, and for continuous investment to be made on the NON-FFP infrastructure stuff. That means that, at a zoomed out level, you see progress for the first team WITH BUMPS ALONG THE WAY, which we've had loads of those season. It's gonna be a really slow process though. And slow requires patience. From both fans and the owner. With fucking EVERYTHING. Fans turning on the players, the manager, the owners at this stage is probably inevitable cos people are thick arseholes, but everyone needs to fucking cool it and realise that you're not gonna turn this around in a matter of two years. It took Man City four years or something and they had none of the financial constraints we're operating under. If we start the revolving door with the manager now, I guarantee you it won't stop with Howe's replacement. People saw CL qualification last year and they thought that was the speed of growth they could expect from that point on. We all got carried away, myself included, thinking it was repeatable straight away. It's not and it was totally unreasonable to think like that. We ARE making progress and we'll do it again this summer. But it's gonna be slow as fuck for a while yet.