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Dogs are far more intelligent than cats. 170014[/snapback] source? 170018[/snapback] Relative brain size, ability to learn skills etc. Domestic cats general have better survival skills than domestic dogs though but that's got nowt to do with intelligence. Cat owners like to pretend their animals are too cool/aloof to train but you can't teach them to do anything because they're thick tbh. 170039[/snapback] Bollocks man, they just aren't interested. Dogs are retarded the way they'll run for sticks and stuff. You throw a stick for a cat - it's not looking at you as if you've got something wrong with you for expecting it to go and get it because it's thick; it's doing it because you've actually GOT something wrong with you for expecting it to go and get it.

That's the classic response when you don't actually know the answer yourself. I bet she was sat there thinking "The little twat hasn't got a clue. So it is."

Agreed, how fucking weird was the ending? I thought it was a total cop-out. Oh, and totally agree about the the film being over-hyped. Decent film, nothing more. I Remember when it was on tv, the mother asking me what the inmate next to Lecter had flung at Starling. Jesus Wept. 169952[/snapback] Hair gel. What was your response? Aye it was just complete crap. I was bored pretty much right from the start of the book, but felt duty-bound to finish it.

It's poor. The book was even worse than the film. The follow-up that is.

Would it be controversial to suggest that the Silence of the Lambs was nothing like as good as it was made out to be? I thought it was a decent thriller, but Jesus wept, the hype was incredible.

Aye I already posted this like.

You a Star Wars geek? 169920[/snapback] Star Trek is more Renton's bag.

I don't have a Nokia N80 though. Daft on there like - they ban people left, right and centre for abusing people, then change someone's username to an abusive word because they've had a disagreement with them.

Ah right. Out of order tbh.

Sima, did you choose your new username on N-O or was it chosen for you?

"About 100 bears were caught up in this frenzied attack, some were merely little chews, whereas some of them had some quite devastating injuries. "Heads pulled off, arms, legs here and there, it was a total carnage really. I've never seen such a mess, there was stuffing, fluff and bear bits everywhere." 169895[/snapback] Carnage.

"About 100 bears were caught up in this frenzied attack, some were merely little chews, whereas some of them had some quite devastating injuries. "Heads pulled off, arms, legs here and there, it was a total carnage really. I've never seen such a mess, there was stuffing, fluff and bear bits everywhere."

My mate got a labrador puppy which, unbeknownst to him, ate a whole black bin liner. Anyway first he hears about it, the dog is running around the house trying to get away from this black placcer bag that it's got hanging out of its arse, trying to shake it off, and in the process spraying shit all over the place. He eventually managed to get hold of the dog and had to tie it up out the back and play tug of war with its arsehole for ownership of the bin bag. I was wetting myself.

I like both but for ease of looking after them, it's a cat every time.

Have a good weekend Sammy.

Agreed. Basically a British actor that the yanks have latched onto and tell everyone that'll listen that "Oh. Mygod. He is like soooooo totally amazing in that film" no matter what he does.

Richard Simmons tbh. "Time for a workout so it is!.................................First I was afraid! I was petrified!"

Dark Water is complete and utter turd like. Is Anthony Hopkins on some sort of quest to make super boring films or what? He's only ever in shit these days. Plus he's basically Hannibal Lecter in EVERYTHING. He doesn't kill people, but he does the starey thing and has the same detached air about him in everything you see. Basically he's rubbish. Watch The Human Stain for another example of Hopkins' boring cinema repertoire.

Equal opportunities date-rapist.

I wouldn't have McBride at the club like. He's too American looking. I bet he even smells of apple pie.

Can't believe Dotbum's got a "workout playlist" tbh. Especially with I Will Survive on ffs.

There's plenty b&b's in Jesmond but they're probably canny scabby. You might struggle for a short-notice booking tbh with the number of stag/hen nights in the town at the minute. You definitely will if you're trying the travel lodges right in the centre.

Renton's heading down to boo Butt every time he gets a touch in head tennis. "Boo!.........Boo!.........Boo!"

I like the idea of Roeder walking round with a radio mic, Cliff Richard style, telling people what different bits of training are "This is shooting practice where we .......... practiccccccce-uh shootinnnnnnng-uh"

Exactly. Cringeworthy.