Gemmill

i remember that game against feyenord, brilliant it was, i never came doon for a week lol. 104395[/snapback] That's the game in which only Bellamy played, isn't it? 104576[/snapback] Dyer missed the sitter of the century, which now appears on all those Footballing Howlers DVDs that you find in the bargain bin in Woolies IIRC.

Motson's shit. The bloke is just a statistician and I've NEVER understood how he got to be so revered as a commentator. Pre-prepared crap puns and a page of stats is all he's got.

Ginger twat 104506[/snapback] Je ne ginger pas.

Cock-eyed bint tbh.

To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax. 104470[/snapback] Not good enough, I flicked between it and Villareal V Huns at quiet moments. Very poor. 104485[/snapback] Did you have your shower before or after? 104486[/snapback] Before, straight after 5-a-side. So BITE me. 104487[/snapback] Urgh! That's 19 hours or so ago! You must be REEKING! 6 hours since my shower and I am smelling DEELISH! 104491[/snapback] You are such a hom Gemmill. Obsessed! 104493[/snapback] *holds nose*

To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax. 104470[/snapback] Not good enough, I flicked between it and Villareal V Huns at quiet moments. Very poor. 104485[/snapback] Did you have your shower before or after? 104486[/snapback] Before, straight after 5-a-side. So BITE me. 104487[/snapback] Urgh! That's 19 hours or so ago! You must be REEKING! 6 hours since my shower and I am smelling DEELISH!

To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax. 104470[/snapback] Not good enough, I flicked between it and Villareal V Huns at quiet moments. Very poor. 104485[/snapback] Did you have your shower before or after?

What's up with his face as well? He looks like Marco Pierre White's taken a carving knife to his chin.

To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax.

I can imagine Rooney loving Harry Potter like. I can just see his dopey face lighting up as the young wizard casts his spells. Seriously though, about Rooney, I imagine him at home all day watching the Cartoon Network and eating spaghetti hoops when he's not playing football. He just seems too stupid to do anything else.

Toontastic exclusive though (where's he posted it? SMB?) 104462[/snapback] Nah, someting called offsideref. He claims me as his "source". Don't worry I've got the bases covered - it's posted on N-O an'all and if it turns out to be bollocks then it's their exclusive.

How, Dan The Man! Stop nicking my rumours and passing them off as your own on other message boards!

Good show, although I don't tend to watch it very often. Will make the effort though in honour of this thread.

Let's just be thankful Man Yoo are out. Tildesley is insufferable when they're playing.

Did you really laugh out loud at the end of that sentence, or was that just used in place of a full stop? 104400[/snapback] just habit like, not a problem is it? 104402[/snapback] No, hence the wink.

Did you really laugh out loud at the end of that sentence, or was that just used in place of a full stop?

Thorpe's success is obviously down to the fact that he's a big bloke, with feet like flippers and a fin for a nose. Nowt to do with drugs.

Are you 5 years old or something? 104384[/snapback] Poop-chute pirate tbh.

Happy with a draw. Cack myself if we won.

Renton is Euro Boy!

He's dined at the President's table.

Like the ava, Boyo - it IS Bellamy.

Aye, it's not there, Craig.

Awww, you have to feel sorry for them really.

By the way, if it does turn out that we get O'Neill, I think it might tip some mackems over the edge. Both of us managerless, and yet, rabid Sunderland fan, badge-tattooed-arsed Martin O'Neill plumps for Newcastle over them?? They'll be throwing themselves through the walls in the glass centre.