Gemmill

The fact you sat and worked that out troubles me.

Where did you just pick that up from, you DWEEB?

What blokes have you been knocking about with?

in spite of the fact all the shittiest quotes lifted from newspapers is from the guardian 104698[/snapback] You really don't like the Guardian do you? Not enough hang 'em high articles a la the Daily Mail? 104700[/snapback] The only bits of the guardian and Daily Mail I read are on here. Hows the log table times going, is it helping your progress ? 104708[/snapback] Ya wha?

Hmmmmm.

in spite of the fact all the shittiest quotes lifted from newspapers is from the guardian 104698[/snapback] You really don't like the Guardian do you? Not enough hang 'em high articles a la the Daily Mail?

And congratualtions to the Flintoff's - Mrs F has had their baby a couple of weeks early. They've called him Corry apparently 104674[/snapback] I'm sure his sister, Eastenders, will be pleased. 104690[/snapback] Sorry - I think that was a 4am typo. Think it must be Corey... 104697[/snapback] RUINED my joke!

I cannot stand Ronaldo. It's his babyish twisty face as well. Could do with some Andy Griffin-esque challenges going in on him on Sunday.

Light's been offered and taken by the batsmen.

Bell's just gone and the umpires are already discussing the light at 20 past 2 in the afternoon!

And congratualtions to the Flintoff's - Mrs F has had their baby a couple of weeks early. They've called him Corry apparently 104674[/snapback] I'm sure his sister, Eastenders, will be pleased.

OWEN HELL would be him missing the World Cup. OWEN NOT REMOTELY BOTHERED is him missing games for Newcastle. Unfortunate, but true.

Ahem!!! And what if it is true? What's the difference in appearance?! If O'Neill has been offered the job, surely the stock exchange would have to be told??? I reckon it's Allerdyce's in the summer. I am so confident, I have 600 on him at William Patel's at 8/1. 104670[/snapback] Not if it's not legally binding yet, no. With a player you only have to tell the stock market the day the deal is all signed, same with a manager I would imagine.

i remember that game against feyenord, brilliant it was, i never came doon for a week lol. 104395[/snapback] That's the game in which only Bellamy played, isn't it? 104576[/snapback] Dyer missed the sitter of the century, which now appears on all those Footballing Howlers DVDs that you find in the bargain bin in Woolies IIRC.

Motson's shit. The bloke is just a statistician and I've NEVER understood how he got to be so revered as a commentator. Pre-prepared crap puns and a page of stats is all he's got.

Ginger twat 104506[/snapback] Je ne ginger pas.

Cock-eyed bint tbh.

To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax. 104470[/snapback] Not good enough, I flicked between it and Villareal V Huns at quiet moments. Very poor. 104485[/snapback] Did you have your shower before or after? 104486[/snapback] Before, straight after 5-a-side. So BITE me. 104487[/snapback] Urgh! That's 19 hours or so ago! You must be REEKING! 6 hours since my shower and I am smelling DEELISH! 104491[/snapback] You are such a hom Gemmill. Obsessed! 104493[/snapback] *holds nose*

To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax. 104470[/snapback] Not good enough, I flicked between it and Villareal V Huns at quiet moments. Very poor. 104485[/snapback] Did you have your shower before or after? 104486[/snapback] Before, straight after 5-a-side. So BITE me. 104487[/snapback] Urgh! That's 19 hours or so ago! You must be REEKING! 6 hours since my shower and I am smelling DEELISH!

To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax. 104470[/snapback] Not good enough, I flicked between it and Villareal V Huns at quiet moments. Very poor. 104485[/snapback] Did you have your shower before or after?

What's up with his face as well? He looks like Marco Pierre White's taken a carving knife to his chin.

To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax.

I can imagine Rooney loving Harry Potter like. I can just see his dopey face lighting up as the young wizard casts his spells. Seriously though, about Rooney, I imagine him at home all day watching the Cartoon Network and eating spaghetti hoops when he's not playing football. He just seems too stupid to do anything else.

Toontastic exclusive though (where's he posted it? SMB?) 104462[/snapback] Nah, someting called offsideref. He claims me as his "source". Don't worry I've got the bases covered - it's posted on N-O an'all and if it turns out to be bollocks then it's their exclusive.