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Everything posted by Gemmill
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The fact you sat and worked that out troubles me.
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Where did you just pick that up from, you DWEEB?
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What blokes have you been knocking about with?
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in spite of the fact all the shittiest quotes lifted from newspapers is from the guardian 104698[/snapback] You really don't like the Guardian do you? Not enough hang 'em high articles a la the Daily Mail? 104700[/snapback] The only bits of the guardian and Daily Mail I read are on here. Hows the log table times going, is it helping your progress ? 104708[/snapback] Ya wha?
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in spite of the fact all the shittiest quotes lifted from newspapers is from the guardian 104698[/snapback] You really don't like the Guardian do you? Not enough hang 'em high articles a la the Daily Mail?
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And congratualtions to the Flintoff's - Mrs F has had their baby a couple of weeks early. They've called him Corry apparently 104674[/snapback] I'm sure his sister, Eastenders, will be pleased. 104690[/snapback] Sorry - I think that was a 4am typo. Think it must be Corey... 104697[/snapback] RUINED my joke!
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I cannot stand Ronaldo. It's his babyish twisty face as well. Could do with some Andy Griffin-esque challenges going in on him on Sunday.
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Light's been offered and taken by the batsmen.
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Bell's just gone and the umpires are already discussing the light at 20 past 2 in the afternoon!
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And congratualtions to the Flintoff's - Mrs F has had their baby a couple of weeks early. They've called him Corry apparently 104674[/snapback] I'm sure his sister, Eastenders, will be pleased.
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OWEN HELL would be him missing the World Cup. OWEN NOT REMOTELY BOTHERED is him missing games for Newcastle. Unfortunate, but true.
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Ahem!!! And what if it is true? What's the difference in appearance?! If O'Neill has been offered the job, surely the stock exchange would have to be told??? I reckon it's Allerdyce's in the summer. I am so confident, I have 600 on him at William Patel's at 8/1. 104670[/snapback] Not if it's not legally binding yet, no. With a player you only have to tell the stock market the day the deal is all signed, same with a manager I would imagine.
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i remember that game against feyenord, brilliant it was, i never came doon for a week lol. 104395[/snapback] That's the game in which only Bellamy played, isn't it? 104576[/snapback] Dyer missed the sitter of the century, which now appears on all those Footballing Howlers DVDs that you find in the bargain bin in Woolies IIRC.
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Motson's shit. The bloke is just a statistician and I've NEVER understood how he got to be so revered as a commentator. Pre-prepared crap puns and a page of stats is all he's got.
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Ginger twat 104506[/snapback] Je ne ginger pas.
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Cock-eyed bint tbh.
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To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax. 104470[/snapback] Not good enough, I flicked between it and Villareal V Huns at quiet moments. Very poor. 104485[/snapback] Did you have your shower before or after? 104486[/snapback] Before, straight after 5-a-side. So BITE me. 104487[/snapback] Urgh! That's 19 hours or so ago! You must be REEKING! 6 hours since my shower and I am smelling DEELISH! 104491[/snapback] You are such a hom Gemmill. Obsessed! 104493[/snapback] *holds nose*
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To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax. 104470[/snapback] Not good enough, I flicked between it and Villareal V Huns at quiet moments. Very poor. 104485[/snapback] Did you have your shower before or after? 104486[/snapback] Before, straight after 5-a-side. So BITE me. 104487[/snapback] Urgh! That's 19 hours or so ago! You must be REEKING! 6 hours since my shower and I am smelling DEELISH!
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To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax. 104470[/snapback] Not good enough, I flicked between it and Villareal V Huns at quiet moments. Very poor. 104485[/snapback] Did you have your shower before or after?
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What's up with his face as well? He looks like Marco Pierre White's taken a carving knife to his chin.
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To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax.
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I can imagine Rooney loving Harry Potter like. I can just see his dopey face lighting up as the young wizard casts his spells. Seriously though, about Rooney, I imagine him at home all day watching the Cartoon Network and eating spaghetti hoops when he's not playing football. He just seems too stupid to do anything else.
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Toontastic exclusive though (where's he posted it? SMB?) 104462[/snapback] Nah, someting called offsideref. He claims me as his "source". Don't worry I've got the bases covered - it's posted on N-O an'all and if it turns out to be bollocks then it's their exclusive.