Gemmill

Club's hired a witch doctor and we've successfully passed the curse onto the Lionesses.

There's been a couple of polls out today with no movement. And that includes polling the last couple of days while Abbott was rumbling on.

This is like the Hitzfeld dossier, but with Hitzfeld in on the prank.

All I can think of is the "Why is it never us?!" lass from Sunderland Til I Die.

Will Still is a Geordie.

The lad doing the Opinimum MRP which will come out tomorrow night posted this earlier: I assume given Naomi Smith has followed up saying prepare for a fun weekend that they're gonna be wildly positive for Labour?

Darren Eales, Newcastle United's CEO, said: "Brad is an exceptional operator" I know he's the Chief Operating Officer Darren, but howay. "He can operate with the best of them and that's why we've made him chief of all the operators. Let's operate!"

We've appointed Pete Campbell off Mad Men.

As of this morning I think they still had about 190 candidates left to select with about a week to go.

The last two sentences. The BBC rewriting the rules of leader debates so that Farage can get on the show.

Howay lads, get it together.

Well he didn't win last time, did he?

His base don't need convincing to vote for him. It's the undecideds, and I'd guess a good part of the reason they're undecided is cos they're waiting to see the outcome of Trump's trials. I doubt they were waiting in the hope he'd be convicted so that they could vote for him. I think this definitely hurts him. There are still enough Americans that don't want a convicted felon running the country, I reckon.

Newsnight getting a Republican on to call the trial a sham and talk about the weaponisation of the US justice system. Completely unchallenged by Kirsty Wark.

Trump must have taken a big step to a heart attack or stroke here today.

Good news for Starmer. Abbott now the number 2 item on BBC.

Think it's gonna be guilty on all 34 counts.

Jury has asked for half an hour to fill in forms or something, but they've reached a verdict.

VERDICT INCOMING!

More uh-oh

But aye they absolutely should have killed this one way or the other by now. They clearly wanted her out but I think they might be stuck with her now cos of some Billy big bollocks who couldn't resist briefing to the times.

Well Starmer is saying the decision will be made next week, but today Rayner has done multiple interviews saying of course she should be able to stand if she wants to. Not clear whether she's preparing the pitch for them to announce she's standing, or if she's picking a fight with Starmer.