Gemmill

I think in the grand scheme of things it might be better for us if Man United got CL, keeping Villa or Spurs away from the extra cash.

I'd be fucking livid if I was one of the players. Their first chance to put their feet up and oh nope, off we go to Australia.

Aye the Ten Hag thing is key. Keane and Souness talking about how massive it is for the manager. He'll start there next season after that. Fucking tremendous. Hopefully he can pick up a couple more Antonys in the summer.

That's awful, really sorry to hear that.

https://www.toontastic.net/board/register/ It's there but registration is disabled apparently. Someone signed up yesterday so not sure what the story is. In the meantime, @LondonBlue Let your mate know that Man City are guilty as FUCK!

Fat lad missed the chance for a bit of lambada action there.

Someone needs to buy Rashford a watch.

Stupid cunt has been sent off.

Why is the commentator calling him Amad?

Klopp does chest bumps with his mates back home. Nailed on.

Good shout. It would be fucking mint if there's a 22 man brawl on the pitch and they cut to the studio and Souness is skullfucking Keane, with Ian Wright just roaring with laughter.

Fernandes is a quality player, but giving him the captaincy was lunacy. Allowing him to keep it despite all his pathetic antics has been even stupider. Ten Hag is a pure knacker.

I know they're going for maximum exposure/global brand etc, but this seems fucking idiotic given the context of the current season. I can't imagine Howe is thrilled.

I've got it on without sound here but his body language is fucking incredible when Souness's gums are flapping.

We need to get PL to get a photo from the front next time and let everyone decide. Checked YouTube for your BlackedUpAlex channel and it's not there anymore.

I think I want Man United to get fucking demolished in the second half now. Hate Klopp but them getting embarrassed at home is just too appealing.

Bigger twats take the lead. Hairy Mo.

Bought one of these. The video above is just a demo of a particular expansion someone's made for it, but it's basically a DAW in a box. Comes preloaded with loads of drum kits, synths, all sorts of shit. And you can plug live instruments into it and record. It's a sampler too. So you could plug a turntable in and record your own samples if you could be fucked, or just load mp3 or wav files in and chop them up. It's fucking mental. Mint for playing around with.

I thought Alex had packed in the blacking up thing, but apparently not.

My understanding is that Man City are/have been taking the maximum allowed time in responding to requests for information etc, in an attempt to frustrate and delay the process. I don't understand why they would do that if they thought they were going to be exonerated.

No need to apologise at all, and pleased to hear everyone is OK. I'm just a) sick of playing you lot and b) sick of the club trying to make progress with the handbrake fully on.

I'm not telling you. It's a secret.

At the minute it feels a bit like fighting the school bully. You've got your hand on our head, holding us at bay, while the PL and UEFA applaud admiringly. (I know you think the PL and UEFA hate your club, but your position is also being protected by their current ruleset). As long as other clubs are locked out of progressing, the perception will be that the clubs that got there before all the restrictions came are financially doped. Whether you cheated to get there or not. And I know you feel very strongly that you'll be exonerated and that the obfuscation exercise that your club is engaged in is due to annoyance with the way the club has been treated in the past. But to an outsider, it just looks like the same sort of tactics that Trump employs to delay justice. If a great exoneration and a flood of apologies is coming, why put barriers in the way?

Up yours Patrick Moore.

This fucking prick doing an open top bus tour of his home town shouting "I want my country back" at random, uninterested people.