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That's the other thing. The measures this cunt of a govt were supposed to put in place to catch kids up just never happened. My lass reckons they've still got kids coming through their school now who have social skills that are completely off due to this vital period in their development which was missed. Sorry to hear that your kid has been affected btw.

That's the new section explaining why kids should be thankful for lockdown.

The Telegraph posted this story earlier: It's been widely ridiculed cos how the fuck does this bloke think age works, that future 18 year olds should be grateful for a furlough scheme that didn't benefit them at all. So they've now changed it to: The photo size limit is stopping me adding the text to this post, but Young people need to say thanks for a policy which completely wrecked their schooling and lives for a period, with the most disadvantaged kids suffering more than anyone else. If the article is that poorly thought out in the first place, just pull it. Then sack Hamish posh boy and your editor.

Greater Manchester Police confirms no further action against Rayner. Now do one on the Tory that reported her for wasting police time.

She should just get her brother to call him a cunt.

Might need to get Toonpack a job as an Asda greeter so he can stop OBSESSING about me.

There's absolutely no way Ed Davey isn't actively trying to get a comedy photo-op here

I don't know much about this bloke Chelsea are looking to poach from Leicester, but has he done much more than smash up the Championship with a squad with which Steve Bruce could have smashed up the Championship?

Farage calling Sunak out throughout the campaign is the last thing he needs though, whilst he's desperately trying to claw back some of the lost Reform vote.

Sunak would be mad to accept but this is probably damaging for him anyway cos of Farage's framing.

I'm not a huge connoisseur of these things, but if any party has ever had a first week to a general election campaign worse than this, I'll be amazed.

BACON SANDWICH TIME!

Not getting any better for them.

Aye, nothing stopping us hiring him. Not ideal to be paying two people for the same job, but Ashworth will be off the books soon enough.

The people interviewing him will be well aware of his record. Way more than any of us are. If it was possible to draw such easy conclusions from 777 group, he wouldn't have even made the long list, never mind the short one.

We ended up with our second choice manager and that hasn't worked out too badly. We stick all their balls in a sieve, and the ones that remain after a vigorous shake are the ones that get the job.

He must have jogged to the shops, cos that's his running gear he's got on.

If he picks them with no manager and a fucking batshit scattergun approach to everything, they're welcome to him.

Gammon Overlord Farage says the national service idea is a joke. There goes those votes they hoped to steal back from Reform.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/may/26/it-is-foolish-and-self-indulgent-for-the-anti-starmer-left-to-split-the-labour-vote?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other @Rayvin Have you read this? I'm not being a cunt btw, your vote is your vote.

The yoot don't hang about. Add it to the list: Platty joobs Genny lec Cozzie livs Nashy servs