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That makes their fees all the more egregious though. Last time I moved, the amount of chasing and coordinating I had to do, which should have been the job of the estate agent, and at the end they just walk away with their fees for fuck all.

I mean this is an actual member of parliament ffs.

Aye, this is specifically what they're calling their "retro" model, hence all that shit. But aye, piss take to claim a bit of super modern tech gear is remotely retro - all the retro means here is they've used the same colour as the original MPCs. I haven't even got the retro one but this was the only promo vid I could find that didn't have someone that started the video with a "WHAT'S UP GUYS?!" It is mint though. I've been trying to learn Ableton but this is so much easier to learn cos it's a self contained unit.

LARPer. Nailed on.

He's done another relaunch speech this morning so let's not be too hasty. If I was as rich as him, would I fuck be putting myself through this embarrassment every day.

Ah dinnit BELEYVE it!

Sunderland will be a ghost town between 1 and 3 today.

You've got to boycott it lads. Show them what a stupid idea this is.

Road trip with Unc!

Get a chant going. "ONE-FIFTEEN! ONE-FIFTEEN!"

I think in the grand scheme of things it might be better for us if Man United got CL, keeping Villa or Spurs away from the extra cash.

I'd be fucking livid if I was one of the players. Their first chance to put their feet up and oh nope, off we go to Australia.

Aye the Ten Hag thing is key. Keane and Souness talking about how massive it is for the manager. He'll start there next season after that. Fucking tremendous. Hopefully he can pick up a couple more Antonys in the summer.

That's awful, really sorry to hear that.

https://www.toontastic.net/board/register/ It's there but registration is disabled apparently. Someone signed up yesterday so not sure what the story is. In the meantime, @LondonBlue Let your mate know that Man City are guilty as FUCK!

Fat lad missed the chance for a bit of lambada action there.

Someone needs to buy Rashford a watch.

Stupid cunt has been sent off.

Why is the commentator calling him Amad?

Klopp does chest bumps with his mates back home. Nailed on.

Good shout. It would be fucking mint if there's a 22 man brawl on the pitch and they cut to the studio and Souness is skullfucking Keane, with Ian Wright just roaring with laughter.

Fernandes is a quality player, but giving him the captaincy was lunacy. Allowing him to keep it despite all his pathetic antics has been even stupider. Ten Hag is a pure knacker.