Gemmill

You can't reply to threads, start threads, or write/receive PMs with it on, so it's pretty useless tbh!

Your turn next week, and I expect photos. 114085[/snapback] Ok, but are you gonna text me for them first?

Does this make us all accessories to solicitation should this turn out to be a sting?

Something like this should happen EVERY Monday.

Quality.

Haway! I may as well have a stripper in the office, sat in front of my monitor. Get rid man!

Someone on N-O is claiming April 10th, but I think that's because someone on there about a week ago claimed that O'Neill was contracted to Celtic til April 9th, so it's gone round the houses and got back to them as a Chinese Whisper rumour, I imagine. We'll see though - I'd much prefer for it to be sooner rather than later.

Nice one.

You could just claim, as SLP said, that you thought she was a cleaner or something.

Either that or PM the number to Smooth/Wacky and let them go to work.

Haway, you've got to text her! Purely for the social experiment and reporting back to all of us on here just to see what the craic is - I'm not suggesting you pay her for nowt ropey. It's a Monday, we're all bored, now get texting and let us know the score.

He never offended me. In fact I think his "thing for ging" comment was a quite BLATANT come-on.

Forgot about that.

Mental image of a foul-mouthed gnome being swooped up by a hawk, frantically kicking his legs and waving his stumpy little arms. EDIT! And squealing swear words in a helium-esque dwarf voice.

Cameron Diaz dancing in her knickers = total crap? 113986[/snapback] No, obviously not, but I'm not gonna give the film 5 stars off the back of that one scene. Besides Cameron Diaz dances in her knickers in most films.

The Sting is quality. Both Charlie's Angels films have been total crap like. Just another excuse to show Cameron Diaz dancing in her knickers tbh.

Is it any worse than the t-shirt Lee Clarke wore a few years back that we celebrated though? bearing in mind that no Cardiff fans would have been at the Swansea match anyway 113976[/snapback] Both daft, but at least Clarkie was caught out by someone taking a picture. He didn't stand in the middle of the Milennium Stadium with cameras and TV all around with a big dopey grin on his face.

I've had measles so I'm alright Jack. Come back to me when there's a mumps outbreak.

I think I heard him. Was he sat towards the aisle in your row (you're in J, right?)? Wasn't convinced I was hearing what I was hearing but you've just confirmed it. 113630[/snapback] Aye I'm row J, he was literally 2 seats along from me. Quite often makes the odd comment against Ameobi/Faye but was much more vocal the other day. No fucking need. I used to speak to him occasionally and he used to be alright but now comes out with it far too often.. the stewards did nowt, and yet sprang up the steps two minutes later when the bloke next to him lit a cigarette. 113946[/snapback] In 5 years of smoking at the match I've not been told I couldn't once. Is that a rule? They can obviously tell I'm a reet hard case and wouldn't dare say a word. 113959[/snapback] It's a voluntary ban at the minute, the stewards can't stop you smoking. However, next season it will be an outright ban I would think. Ars imo. 113963[/snapback] Agreed. ATEOTD ARS IMO TBH.

It's a jungle up there.

She took his pork though? It's a start I suppose...

I think I heard him. Was he sat towards the aisle in your row (you're in J, right?)? Wasn't convinced I was hearing what I was hearing but you've just confirmed it. 113630[/snapback] Aye I'm row J, he was literally 2 seats along from me. Quite often makes the odd comment against Ameobi/Faye but was much more vocal the other day. No fucking need. I used to speak to him occasionally and he used to be alright but now comes out with it far too often.. the stewards did nowt, and yet sprang up the steps two minutes later when the bloke next to him lit a cigarette. 113946[/snapback] Aye definitely the same bloke then cos I saw his mate getting told off for smoking. To be fair to the steward, it would have been hard to make out what the bloke was saying where he was, cos it was pretty feint where I was, but it's unlikely he would have done anything if he'd heard it anyway IMO. He looked the type who was more interested in stopping people smoking than doing any proper stewarding (don't they all?).

He's in bother now though: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/4871238.stm

Did owt happen between Brock and the German lass or was it all in his mind though? Have I missed something?