Gemmill

He went down easily in the Bellamy incident, but Bellamy should have had more sense than to do what he did. Didn't see this incident from last night though.

Your dad sounds like he knows his stuff.

Spawny bastards have just scored. Milan that is.

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Love the way he gets her to do his chores as well. So not only does he get his end away, but his lass comes home and gives him a pat on the head for his efforts.

I've never mentioned this, but this seems as good a time and place as any - one of my favourite things about Peasepud's expose (read that as expose-ay please) was the PM he got from HTT which said "I have it on really good authority that the club have indeed had talks with Hitzfeld, but any chance of anything, you've blown it out of the water now." Sorry for bringing this up again, but I just loved that particular little nugget of boolsheet.

I don't mind peanut butter, but the peanut butter that you get in chocolate bars is always just sickly sweet. Foul. What sort of a freak would start a thread hailing these sticks of shit??

The cherry coke, peanut kit kats, or licking your own arse? 114969[/snapback] Who mentioned her arse? ......I dont remember at any point saying Rick Parfitt's arse! 114973[/snapback] Licking all over the world!

Funniest moment ever in the Premiership though. Couldn't believe what I was seeing. Class player, but a total bellend.

You guys crack me up!

Masseeeve risk. No thanks. Safe pair of hands required.

That's libelous isn't it ???? Sick possibly Hardly a MORON, I've got O levels and stuff (from the days when you weren't allowed calculators an'all) 114936[/snapback] Having read the thread, I agree with Wullie tbh. 114940[/snapback] Depends on what's real and what's not don't it, this is the internet after all 114947[/snapback] I'd let it drop if I was you, considering the misinformed homophobic shite you were spouting. 114950[/snapback] Agreed But surely IF that was my opinion that was being expressed I'd be entitled to it ????? 114959[/snapback] I bet you think you're being clever again like you did the other day.......when you got yourself banned.

Haven't had one but they sound ABSOLUTELY FOUL. Food for werepigs tbh.

comedy gold? or lost on everyone else? 114952[/snapback] I got the reference, but I don't really do IT humour.

PAH Gemmill have your day in the sun, I'll get you worked into the perfectly robust and totally logical evolutionary theory one of these days (says he in a Fu Manchu voice)Muhahahahaha 114943[/snapback] I took no pleasure in you getting banned. Well, not until 10 minutes ago when you started grovelling to HTT anyway.

I can picture a fat bloke wearing loafers and slacks carrying a uzi with one eye that glows red like his hair with bits of tin foil stuck to his face. 114939[/snapback] Gemmillator lasers set to BAN.

Toonpack should never have taken on the Gemmillator tbh.

I always use recruitment consultants, but they're specific to accountancy - Nigel Wright in the town is a good one. I'm not sure what Monster would be like tbh.

Aye i was surprised to see Sned say that... 114647[/snapback] Me too. Thought it was a bit daft to suggest an issue like that had anything to do with me posting on here at all tbh. Ah well. 114707[/snapback] Especially when everyone knows you hate it because you are gay 114793[/snapback]

You always know when HTT isn't happy about something because he just posts a smiley.

Bellamy is magic Asprilla is tragic

For the sheer joy of LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF at the Chelsea fans on the last day of the season, I'll take Man United please. They have to blow it on the last day at SJP though, to make it worth my while.

He sounds like a legend.

Does it work with Word or is it stand alone. How much is it? 114723[/snapback] The software is standalone, but it produces files in RTF format which can then be opened in Word so you can do final checks in Word and send it on as a word document. I think I've got one called ResumeMaker Deluxe which is useless to me as I'm now on Macs, so if anyone wants it? I'll have to make sure I've definitely still got it like.