Gemmill

No, the situations YOU can find yourself in are incredible. I can't see me finding myself in anything like the situations you describe.

Is ANYONE buying HTT's studly patter?

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] Using Joni Mitchell lyrics in your sig? 115576[/snapback] Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 115581[/snapback] Awwwwww. Sweet songs about clouds and fluffy things. It must be love!! 115585[/snapback] Silence dwarf-woman! 115592[/snapback] This surpasses snogging in the Trent on the gayness scale.

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] ...this coming from the bloke who 'air-kissed' geordieshandy when he arrived. 115507[/snapback] You weren't even there - too busy spending an hour and a half trying to get from the carpark to the pub. Holding hands an'all, I wager!

Scarily similar to my own 'types'. I quite like Asian lasses and have went out with one before (Indian). I like black lasses for obootyvious reasons. Byonce Knowles... phwoar! (more a fantasy thing though) I'm not into the 'stunners' though like J-Lo, Jennifer Aniston etc. Do nowt for me, meet better looking lasses doon the Toon. I like the quirky look, the 'different' look. That's what appeals to me these days, done the big titted skinny blonde slapper thing, done the Asian thing, done the brunnette, ginge and all that, a lass for me has to have something about her other than her obvious features these days like. Has anyone seen Band of Brothers? The French nurse, in one of the episodes? Not particularly stunning, but that type appeals to me, I go for that or the bird in that film Suzy Gold. I don't like big tits either, areet to shoot your load over every now and again but a big titted lass, I couldn't go out with one for any length of time, again a fantasy type of lass we all want but quickly get bored with (for me anyway). I am quite fussy like. Looks are important but not the be all and end all, as I get older I like a lass o have some brains between her ears and someone who is funny is a big turn on. When you're young you'll stick your nob into anything, much more selective now. 115495[/snapback] Blatant virgin tbh.

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff!

So Gemmill is saying in that situation he'd bum the lad. And he calls me gay! 115483[/snapback] No, I'm saying in this situation wykikitoon should bum the lad. You'd already have done that before even starting a thread on it.

Meet him for a drink. Proposition him for a bumming - you don't HAVE to go through with it if you don't want to. There must then be a way of turning that back round on him, but I haven't thought of it yet. Maybe it'll come to you after you've bummed him.

I just don't agree with that; all men (bar Gemmill, of course) and plenty of women are not worth a shag, and they're all fair game for a platonic relationship. Some of you must have some very bizarre relationships with your mothers. 115430[/snapback] You might not be looking at them that way, but some of them will be wanting to get into the DotBum y-fronts, mark my words. Family members excepted, of course. 115455[/snapback] I agree with Dotbum. There's no way I want to shag every lass I meet, and unfortunately I'm sure the feeling's ususally mutual. 115463[/snapback] Errrr, that's because you're gay, dumbass!

Bryan Robson spent months at Juventus studying their training methods, but he's still on the verge of another relegation.

Renton was Head Boy at his school off the back of his soggy biscuit prowess, is what I heard.

Good question. Haven't seen any for a while. Big mistake by Cadbury if they've pulled the Wispa. 115403[/snapback] Nah, you can't get them anywhere. My Mrs used to love them and we noticed they'd just dissapeared. I tried letting an Areo go stale for that Wispa exprerience but it just wasn't the same. 115415[/snapback] Bubbles are too big and the chocolates not as nice. Oh dear, Cadburys have gone down in my estimation!

Based on your testimony in the piss thread, it could well have been you relieving yourself all over the place.

Good question. Haven't seen any for a while. Big mistake by Cadbury if they've pulled the Wispa.

5 minutes? You should have got up and given it a slap. Or at least exposed yourself to it.

Feminist creation. Doesn't exist in reality tbh.

Quality.

Remember the denim effect USA strip in the 94 World Cup. Jesus Levi Christ!

I reckon it'll be Curbishley as well. I think Allardyce has made his gob go too much about it, and the FA are probably sick of hearing his shite. Shows how stupid the FA are though, and how scared of the press they are that they daren't appoint another foreigner and so have to resort to the likes of Curbishley and McClaren on a shortlist.

The fucking arrogance on it! Telling me what I have to go for! Man Utd underpants on today tbh. 115317[/snapback] FACT-ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. Fact tear gas. You'll see it my way when your eyes start stinging with FACTNESS.

Surely McClaren and Curbishley should only be makeweights in that list?? It should be a head to head between Allardyce and O'Neill if the FA have any sense.

As odious as they both are, you have to go for Man United for the sheer comedy of seeing Mourinho et al blow it at SJP. If you can't see how beautiful that would be you've got something wrong with you. FACT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT! That was me machine-gunning you with FACT btw.

My money's on that Running Man thing coming down to a showdown between Rooney and Terry. Rooney's diet of E-numbers and spaghetti hoops will see him through in the end.

Happy Lost Virginity! I'll donate a fiver to The Manson Shag Fund.

John Harkes. Actually, he wasn't THAT bad. He wouldn't get a game for AC Milan or Chelsea though.