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The fact that Peasepud has intentionally made a list designed to describe Toplass is vomit-inducing tbh. Especially considering she didn't mention werepigs anywhere in her list.

Did you edit that in case we all thought you'd given up on supporting Newcastle in protest?

You won't allow anything red or white within your field of vision though, will you?

Think you'd best stick to Connect 4 tbh.

Spain strip tbh. Not having a go at whoever started the thread, but I just have no interest at all in the strips. They could change the strip on a weekly basis and it wouldn't bother me at all.

How am I taking the piss? 115937[/snapback] I don't understand what you mean by the Xbox not working on Macs? It's a stand alone console isn't it? Am I missing something? 115946[/snapback] Luckypierre said you could stream movies and music from your PC to your Xbox. You won't be able to do that with Macs. Pay attention, double-oh-Renton!

Not much of a career though is it? Although I suppose if you aren't gonna be playing anyway you may as well not play for £100k a week.

How am I taking the piss?

It won't work with macs though, will it? Is Xbox Microsoft?

Toonelaide will not be happy about this.

Anyone watch that Derren Brown - Messiah thing btw? Was canny good. Showed how easy it was to basically pretend to be a medium.

hes got us there like. 115912[/snapback] I'd sooner die of starvation.

How much are these things? Am I really in the dark ages with a PS2? Oh and what sort of games are available? Plenty sport ones? I'm not really into nerdy strategy shite.

Its dead simple, see the cable you plug into your PC from the router. You plug that into the console. I fully agree on the FPS and RTS though. Mouse and keyboard are essential. 115891[/snapback] I'd have to get the house rewired to use it downstairs though. Does it have a wireless connection? 115892[/snapback] Such a Meldrew! You can't be playing games over wireless, surely? The speed always suffers a bit. 115896[/snapback] It shouldn't if you've got a decent connection. How am I Meldrew again? 115906[/snapback] Just the way you spluttered (for it was definitely a splutter) "I'd have to get the house rewired!"

Oh Im all for the sweet n savoury combo, Ham n Pineapple is good however if I was to order one at a restaurant Id feel the need to grow a 'tache, put on a pair of leather pants and a tight t-shirt and burst into a rendition of "So Macho.." on the hour every hour. 115904[/snapback] So only the tache required then?

Snakey, you dirty dirty man.

Its dead simple, see the cable you plug into your PC from the router. You plug that into the console. I fully agree on the FPS and RTS though. Mouse and keyboard are essential. 115891[/snapback] I'd have to get the house rewired to use it downstairs though. Does it have a wireless connection? 115892[/snapback] Such a Meldrew! You can't be playing games over wireless, surely? The speed always suffers a bit.

If that's the case then I don't want him here. £25k a week is too much for a lad that might play 10 or 15 games a season if we're lucky. Pay as you play means pay as you play as far as I'm concerned. Woodgate will be lucky if any team is prepared to take a chance on him IMO - he might have to settle for a lot less than £25k a week.

Alan Oliver reported in the Chronicle that it was McClaren. Maybe that's what they're on about?

Ham and Pineapple pizza is great. I pity you simple fools with your simple, uncultured palates that are unable to appreciate sweet in combination with savoury.

Needs a Juve goal to make it a bit more exciting tbh. Ian Darke is a better commentator than Martin Tyler btw - FACTSO!

Me too. It takes me ages to come from a blow job unless the bird is a true connoisseur of oral fulfillment. Once pulled a lass who was staying in the hotel i was working night shift in, she was sucking me off for an hour before she got lock jaw and decided to sit on my face instead. Who was I to stop her? 115698[/snapback] I like a big set of tits with nipples like cobblers thumbs, body wise something to hold on to with a nice dark bush that makes her look like she's got a young Don King clamped between her thighs, preferably trimmed around the bomb doors but I'm not fussy. 115779[/snapback]

Nee chance, you'd have to weight it far more in favour of pay per play. The above deal would cost us a fucking fortune for probably not any games. I'd say more 5k or so a week with an extra 30 or 40 for the weeks he plays. It sounds mental saying you'd give that much money to someone for playing a match, but that's the only way to get value out of the deal (assuming you'd pay him 35-45k per week on a normal deal where he played every week. I'm not convinced about buying out his contract either - it would cost a bomb. Overall though - when we sold him he was cattled. If Real are willing to give up on him, he's likely still cattled, so whilst it's a nice idea, practically it would be a shambles of one injury after another in all likelihood.

Controlled experiment: ask them who the next NUFC manager is gonna be. Report back, and we'll tell you for real whether you're psychic.

No, the situations YOU can find yourself in are incredible. I can't see me finding myself in anything like the situations you describe.