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Bollocks. 116777[/snapback] I echo those sentiments.

31 guests!? Can we move this to the clique forum?

SMO's lass'll be pleased.

Spoken like a true pro-wrestling fan. Can't believe Toontastic's gone global. As Matt says, if you're visiting from elsewhere, drop your link to this thread in here.

A ban is in order here. Mods, do your duty!

Clutching at straws ever so slightly with things to feel superior about, but there were 11,000 empty seats there tonight. :lol:

I'm not going on Sunday so they can sing what they like - I won't be there to be wound up. Agree about giving them a hiding though, and I reckon they'll be suffering the hangover (not literally) from today's game which should give us a chance. Fingers crossed eh?

I've had to put it off. I can't watch those twats walk round the pitch grinning while all the fucking mutant arsewipes in the crowd sing that pigbag shite. Eurch.

Seriously though "a Teesside hurricane that wouldn't stop blowing til the house was blown down". How the fuck did this bloke get a job as a commentator?

I tell you what like, this commentator is fucking embarrassing. High pitched "THEY WILLED IT TO HAPPEN. THEY MADE IT HAPPEN." Fuck off tithead.

Fuck. Cannot believe this like. Fucking sick.

1s each now mate. Fatduka scored. Think that means it can't go to extra time though so that's my bet fucked.

I've had a quid on Boro to go through in extra time. I know, last of the big spenders, but it was 20-1 and it'll give me some consolation if the wankers manage to sneak through, and I'm only down a quid if they don't. How many empty seats by the way? Fucksake.

31 of them in this thread. It'll be them fucking scousers.

If it is a bunch of lads that turn up to pick the "money" up, then I'd be inclined to text them the link to let them know they've been had. If it's her....well.....I'd ring her up and give her a damn good talking to for being a 17 year old prostitute. I reckon it's gonna be a bunch of lads like - surely she can't be that fucked up.

She's already sent you a chebs-oot one. Is the pink knicker combo really supposed to placate you? That is a fucking 12 year old's bedroom btw.

Board legend status awaits lads. Don't fuck it up now!

So what's the craic then? Are Smooth and the mags gonna do the sting on Saturday? It's the only conclusion this thread can have. Anything less would be a fucking disgrace tbh.

I'm the only one impossible to bully or outwit tbh, thus making me the most useful. 116436[/snapback] Or the only one still hero-worshipping him 116442[/snapback] I'm indifferent to HTT, I just dont like you lot. 116443[/snapback] Who did award you with the truly cringe-tastic title of 'Official Chief Lunatic of Newcastle-Online' btw? You never said. 116453[/snapback] It'll have been HTT. Probably around the same time he made him his pet.

Thought it was Hale and Pace? I saw your post before you deleted it. Sad. Smith & Jones were much better than Hale & Pace anyway. 116429[/snapback] Sad cos I deleted my post or sad because you interviewed yourself, you complete knobhead?

Can someone make me mod please so I can delete the dickhead brothers' posts?

You two are just INSANE. OMG I am wetting myself. You've discovered the secret of comedy - lots of white space interspersed with unfunny shit. PMSL.

HTT's his very own comedy duo. "So this Hitzfeld bloke, Chris....?" "Wossat then, Chris (frowns)?"

Are you now Toontastic's Official Chief Lunatic too then, you wacky guy you?

Nicked from Popbitch. 116269[/snapback] What are you doing reading popbitch?! The Cheese Hamlet .....quality, thats where I get my feta so it is. 116280[/snapback] I signed up for the weekly email. It's quality man - you don't get little nuggets like this just anywhere you know. 116283[/snapback] I quite often produce little nuggets of a similar nature depending on my diet. 116287[/snapback] You can shit diamonds??