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Or the Bearded Lady? 116958[/snapback] I think Brock's already staked his claim to that one. And seriously, forget "bumfluff", if you left him without a razor for three days he'd get arrested under the Prevention of Terrorism Act 116961[/snapback] Does Brock send you photos? Are you grooming him? ;)

Get in there! Can't get on gambling websites from work so I couldn't check.

17 year old in SHOWING OFF HIS BUM FLUFF SHOCKER!

Is Meenzer the Ringmaster?

There's a church-type-thingy there ib. Down the road (a toll road) there's a bit of an open area surrounded by buildings iirc. I haven't been there for a while (did 6months for passport fraud). 116935[/snapback] A Church type thing??? 116936[/snapback] Whey y'knaaa I would luv it (as someone famously said) to attend tomorrow, but I can't see wor lass letting me off the leash tbh 116940[/snapback] hahaha henpecked tbh 116947[/snapback] Yours wouldn't even let you leave your seat last Satda.

Who've yous got then? Garvivonnian for me. No doubt a 500-1 shot.

57 online at the minute.

Some of us are too busy working to read every thread. 116910[/snapback] Too busy texting tbh.

Nowt wrong with it man, wimp!

That was the third strip I think.

Gotta be Craig. Only he uses that mincing wink smilie. Feel free to chat him up though, snakey.....

She's just a greedy skank who has no intention of letting anyone shag her - just as well I reckon - and the temptation of getting the £50 would surely be too much for her to ignore? A treasure hunt sounds good 116830[/snapback] I'm inclined to agree (and I'd hope that was the case actually, rather than the even sadder alternative)...but the one thing that doesnt quite fit that scenario is the bit about her requesting pics of SMO's cock? Unless he just made that bit up of course, to post pics of his cock. 116848[/snapback] She defo asked like, ask the mags i forwarded him the photo & txt. I 116864[/snapback] Of your cock? 116868[/snapback] This could be the start of a beautiful friendship tbh.

well we might score a couple of goals while the opposition are still rolling around throwing up at the thought of seeing it for 90 minutes...................... 116831[/snapback] Bollocks. It actually reminds me a bit of the Barca strip - no-one laughs at them. there have been far, far worse strips than this. 116839[/snapback] It does have a continental look to it. Although I think that's because it looks like the Spanish national strip.

Is this the away strip or the change strip? Or are those the same thing? I'm confused.

Errrr, I'm not going ape Rob. I'd just really rather Middlesboro didn't win the UEFA Cup if it's all the same to you. Whether we've had the class, the players or the manager is utterly irrelevant. 116833[/snapback] Gemmil, shut up man. You're a laughing stock. Get a grip! 116836[/snapback] I feel so ashamed. I've let us all down.

Errrr, I'm not going ape Rob. I'd just really rather Middlesboro didn't win the UEFA Cup if it's all the same to you. Whether we've had the class, the players or the manager is utterly irrelevant.

Are you gonna be wearing your Anneka Rice jumpsuit pud? "STOP THE CLOCK!! I'VE GOT THE CLUE!! STOP THE CLOCK!!?!"

I'm getting emails off one of the tools telling me that Viduka, Yakubu and Hasselbaink are "WORLD CLASS!!111!!OMG!!1" etc. Please God, don't let them win this.

Bollocks. TO make it worse, I had Mrs SLP saying the bastids would win all night because 'a baby seal crawled out the river tees to the Boro box office, waddled around for a bit, then went back in the river...aaaaah...that's lucky you know.' Spawny bastids. Who does the draw for Boro in cup competitions that's what I want to know. Is it Steve Gibson? 116777[/snapback] To be fair, they did beat Roma. Mind it looked like Basle took a bung last night. I blame Bombadil. 116793[/snapback] I think it's only fair that he takes some share of the blame - half Swiss after all. All of the crap fondue/swiss roll/cuckoo puns that I sent a smoggie I know after the first leg are coming home to roost now.

Who's gonna confess to linking this to other boards then? More to the point, who's gonna confess to posting it on a Pro-Wrestling board, you gimp?

I can just picture Wacky sat in the back with his little legs dangling, kicking the back of SMO's seat. "Are we nearly there yet??"

Fully agree, you don't know who the fucks looking at this now, get the Audi to mine for 9:15 and don't forget the booster seat and sun blind 116794[/snapback]

It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] Wooooooo-hoooooo-HOOOOOOooooooOOOOoooOOOOO!!!!! :lol:

Think that's probably for the best tbh.

Someone called Delicious Delia has registered. Surely not.